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The Boards outage megathread

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  • #242
    stevek93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭stevek93


    The Sun King wrote: »
    Is this absolute dog shît about signing in every time and then getting frisked for weapons on the way in going to be a permanent feature?

    If I have to decipher another squiggly line bull**** phrase I'll be here less :/

    Have a snickers you seem on edge

    Actually... maybe your the one behind all this nonsense :rolleyes:


  • #243
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    stevek93 wrote: »
    Have a snickers

    Actually... maybe your the one behind all this nonsense :rolleyes:

    That's exactly what somebody trying to deflect attention away from themselves would say. Interesting...


  • #244
    Poochie05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,359 ✭✭✭Poochie05


    Deleted User wrote: »
    True. Hardly any new threads starting today either. ....

    Many of us haven’t been able to log on, we could see you all talking but no one could ear us knocking on the window!!

    And for some reason I an't type some letters witout opying and pasting from Word!

    Hint:
    C, H and V


  • #245
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Me when the site first went down

    Then after the first day

    Then after the third day

    Then when I couldn't log in

    And finally now that I'm logged in


    It made you go and have a sex change after one day??
    This is more sinister than we thought.


  • #246
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    thesandeman wrote: »
    It made you go and have a sex change after one day??
    This is more sinister than we thought.

    Even worse… after the first 2.5 hours :eek:


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  • #247
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    HUGE THANKS to all the Hamsters @ Boards.ie HQ for getting the big beast up and running again ;)


  • #248
    KingBrian2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,363 ✭✭✭KingBrian2


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    HUGE THANKS to all the Hamsters @ Boards.ie HQ for getting the big beast up and running again ;)

    Yes lets give around of applause to the Boards.ie staff.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzmYLwkyHLQ


  • #249
    electrobanana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    I just had to login through Facebook i feel so dirty.


  • #250
    DenMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,302 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Just able to log back in now. Thanks guys for all your hard work in getting the site back up and running. It's much appreciated. :)


  • #251
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Finally got back in .... I must say , Reddit is looking sweet lately ...


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  • #252
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,463 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Now I'll take any accusations of being a loony liberal do-gooder lefty on the chin (just this once) but has anybody thought to check up on the poor souls left languishing in the Prison forum? They've been locked in there for days and have probably succumbed to cannibalism.


  • #253
    dodzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,280 ✭✭✭✭dodzy


    Page rendering still horribly slow.
    Search function down now.


  • #254
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,965 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I can actually log in from work, unlike yesterday when I could look but couldn't make any utterly profound pronouncements.

    Take that, productivity!!!


  • #255
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    cowboyBuilder wrote: »
    Finally got back in .... I must say , Reddit is looking sweet lately ...

    Reddit? Do I need to know?


  • #256
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    The search function isn't working for me and neither is the view all threads I have posted on/started section.


  • #257
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I've heard there is going to be a boards outage baby boom, thousands of couples who nightly would read boards and watch cat videos actually engaged each other passionately for a change. The last week of September will be very interesting times amongst boardsies thats for sure.


  • #258
    realdanbreen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,602 ✭✭✭realdanbreen


    Any chance we could have another outage during Cheltenham week? I saved a small fortune in the last few days by not backing the fancies and tips given here every day.!:cool:


  • #259
    dslamjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭dslamjack


    Have only now this minute only managed to log in , and I just discovered ,I've been married for 18 month's , twin's of 10 month's and the mother in law moved in to the back bedroom 2 year's ago ,missus said some thing about a ''Boss'' looking for me between her morning and night shift job's,told them I had to nip to the offie for sum sweet afton n cider , phew that woz close.


  • #260
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Stinicker wrote: »
    I've heard there is going to be a boards outage baby boom, thousands of couples who nightly would read boards and watch cat videos actually engaged each other passionately for a change. The last week of September will be very interesting times amongst boardsies thats for sure.

    I'd like to point out in advance that these are not my babies.

    Not. Booms. Babies.


  • #261
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    It seems reasonable to assume the attacks on the state apparatus, the lottery and boards.ie (such exulted company!) are the work of the same asshats is it the work of someone Ireland upset recently?


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  • #262
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    It seems reasonable to assume the attacks on the state apparatus, the lottery and boards.ie (such exulted company!) are the work of the same asshats is it the work of someone Ireland upset recently?
    Planet 9 is within their own wifi range, the attack has begun.


  • #263
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    It seems reasonable to assume the attacks on the state apparatus, the lottery and boards.ie (such exulted company!) are the work of the same asshats is it the work of someone Ireland upset recently?

    Isis? :rolleyes:


  • #264
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    syklops wrote: »
    Isis? :rolleyes:

    The have the internet in the stone age?


  • #265
    dslamjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭dslamjack


    I woul't be surprised if it were't D O'B , he hate's anyone using his full name let alone talking about him, mmmm Jamaica or Portugal a good bet I'd say


  • #266
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I'd like to point out in advance that these are not my babies.

    Not. Booms. Babies.
    If theyre born with beards Im definitely blaming you.:pac:


  • #267
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Colser wrote: »
    If theyre born with beards Im definitely blaming you.:pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1oeh2eDlCw


  • #268
    FatherTed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    Feel bad for the admins but having to enter the Capcha twice in a short space of time is a bit much.


  • #269
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    FatherTed wrote: »
    Feel bad for the admins but having to enter the Capcha twice in a short space of time is a bit much.
    That's intolerable, it's basically the same thing as living in N.Korea.


  • #270
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Did anyone consider putting a big "No Junk Mail" sticker on the website.

    Would have put a stop to all this DDOS nonsense


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  • #271
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    wil wrote: »
    Did anyone consider putting a big "No Junk Mail" sticker on the website.

    Would have put a stop to all this DDOS nonsense

    'Twould shut down After Hours overnight though :(


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