Chipper wafts

17-01-2016 01:15AM #1

Do chippers actually have wafting machines that send that unmistakable smell down the road? I can get the smell at least 200 yards from my local Chipper when I come out of the pub,and even if you are not hungry,it just makes you want Chipper food...batter sausage,curried chips,batter burger.....oh fu*ck this....I,m of to the chipper

questionmark? · 17-01-2016 01:16AM

Grab me a taco chip will ya.

The Sidewards Man · 17-01-2016 01:16AM

Chipper food is very fattening, no wonder we are a nation of fatties.

jimgoose · 17-01-2016 01:20AM

The smell is beef-dripping just short of its flashpoint, assuming it's a proper chipper. Jaws of the Tiger, Grasshopper!

deco nate · 17-01-2016 01:20AM

Extractor fans.so they don't die from the fumes

Chijj · 17-01-2016 01:21AM

I think there's a strong correlation between how drunk you are and the strength of the smell.

jimgoose · 17-01-2016 01:22AM

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Chipper food is very fattening, no wonder we are a nation of fatties.

In Greenland, they have fish and seal-blubber. They don't have cholesterol or diabetes. The other thing they don't have is sugar.

17-01-2016 01:22AM

Apart from the nation of fatties,and we are fat bast*ards comments,seriously,does anyone know if the chippers actually have some kind of system that they actually send that alluring smell down the street

deco nate · 17-01-2016 01:23AM

droidman123 wrote: »

Apart from the nation of fatties,and we are fat bast*ards comments,seriously,does anyone know if the chippers actually have some kind of system that they actually send that alluding smell down the street

Em, see my post above

Junkyard Tom · 17-01-2016 01:33AM

There's a Ferrero factory in Cork where Tic-Tacs are made and you can smell its sweetened fumes many kilometers downwind.

endacl · 17-01-2016 01:37AM

jimgoose wrote: »

In Greenland, they have fish and seal-blubber. They don't have cholesterol or diabetes. The other thing they don't have is sugar.

All food is fattening in the absence of exercise. There's no bad food. Only bad diet.

Junkyard Tom · 17-01-2016 01:39AM

endacl wrote: »

There's no bad food.

Plutonium cake wouldn't be very good for ya.

17-01-2016 01:39AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

There's a Ferrero factory in Cork where Tic-Tacs are made and you can smell its sweetened fumes many kilometers downwind.

Yes but I doubt that is done delibratley to lure people

Birneybau · 17-01-2016 01:41AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Plutonium cake wouldn't very good for ya.

Or a sh!t sandwich.

The Backwards Man · 17-01-2016 01:42AM

endacl wrote: »

All food is fattening in the absence of exercise. There's no bad food. Only bad diet.

No one has ever died from eating too much lettuce.

the_pen_turner · 17-01-2016 01:43AM

I would guess that it is because the streets allow wind to travel faster with no obstructions . this then pulls the air out from behind buildings and brings any smells with them. kind of like a venturi effect

I was passing a car the other day and the occupants were gorging on something nice inside.
I could smell it from 50feet away. I was starving straight away

The Backwards Man · 17-01-2016 01:46AM

the_pen_turner wrote: »

I would guess that it is because the streets allow wind to travel faster with no obstructions . this then pulls the air out from behind buildings and brings any smells with them. kind of like a venturi effect

I was passing a car the other day and the occupants were gorging on something nice inside.
I could smell it from 50feet away. I was starving straight away

People who eat greasy food in cars should be shot with balls of their own shite

The Sidewards Man · 17-01-2016 01:47AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

People who eat greasy food in cars should be shot with balls of their own shite

Give over yourself, you will be doing the same Monday night with your greasy sausage.

The Backwards Man · 17-01-2016 01:52AM

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Give over yourself, you will be doing the same Monday night with your greasy sausage.

Not at all my congruent friend, the only waft off me will be cologne du Tennent's with a hint of peat.

17-01-2016 04:38AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

No one has ever died from eating too much lettuce.

Haven't lived either clearly.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 17-01-2016 05:57AM

It's amazing the way that nearly every backwater dwelling in this country seems to have a chip run by 'eyetalians'

I know many moved here after WW2 but it's weird the way that they all opened up chippers. :pac:

LordSutch · 17-01-2016 06:58AM

Same with Indians being synonymous with corner shops in Britain?

...where incedentally they call the chipper 'The Chippie'.

Realt Dearg Sec · 17-01-2016 07:01AM

jimgoose wrote: »

In Greenland, they have fish and seal-blubber. They don't have cholesterol or diabetes. The other thing they don't have is sugar.

You forgot the craic. They don't have that either.

MadsL · 17-01-2016 07:08AM

jimgoose wrote: »

In Greenland, they have fish and seal-blubber. They don't have cholesterol or diabetes. The other thing they don't have is sugar.

Eh?

Quick google finds cafes in Greenland serving cake and ice-cream. What are you on about?

jimgoose · 17-01-2016 01:04PM

MadsL wrote: »

Eh?

Quick google finds cafes in Greenland serving cake and ice-cream. What are you on about?

Goddammit, I forgot about the Ben & Jerrys in Nuuk. Well, that puts the Inuit in the frozen -35 arsehole of the Arctic on a par with ourselves in terms of processed, sugary crap!

17-01-2016 03:29PM

Marks and Spencer's have a thing where they emit bakery smells throughout the day even when there's no baking happening.

Least that's what I was told by a person and I've never checked if it's true.

ToddyDoody · 17-01-2016 03:54PM

I really don't like the smell + it stays in the room and on your clothes and goes kindof stale after a while.

Is it true that Tallaght girls will put out for a bag of chips?

aujopimur · 17-01-2016 04:25PM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

There's a Ferrero factory in Cork where Tic-Tacs are made and you can smell its sweetened fumes many kilometers downwind.

In Ballyphehane, you can smell Ferrero and Barties chipper if the wind is from a certain direction, awesome.

Hammer89 · 17-01-2016 04:46PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Is it true that Tallaght girls will put out for a bag of chips?

Absolutely. You only have to show them a bag of chips and their underwear begins to resemble a bag of chips with too much vinegar at the bottom.

Birneybau · 17-01-2016 05:56PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

Absolutely. You only have to show them a bag of chips and their underwear begins to resemble a bag of chips with too much vinegar at the bottom.

Full of crispy bits?!?

mfceiling · 17-01-2016 06:01PM

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Chipper food is very fattening, no wonder we are a nation of fatties.

In other news...sky gets dark at night and pope is Catholic.

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