Christmas Crackers : The Christmas Forum Joke Thread

Loughc · 11-01-2016 07:59AM #1

Stealing this idea from the know your elves thread. This thread can be used for not just Christmas cracker jokes but any of your quick one liner jokes.

What a better way to cheer up a Monday? Than having a bit of a giggle.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick.

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Posy · 12-01-2016 12:34AM

I like the joke from the Vicar of Dibley Christmas Lunches episode.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park in it, man.

mud · 12-01-2016 03:41AM

mud wrote: »

Why are mountains so funny?

Because they're hill areas!

May as well throw that one in here too

Also: What is Santa's favourite pizza?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Glitzgirl · 12-01-2016 04:03PM

What do you get if you cross a Christmas cracker with a duck ?
A Christmas Quacker.

What do elves learn in school ?
The elf- phabet .

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
Frostbite.

Loughc · 12-01-2016 04:14PM

How Many Letters does the Christmas Alphabet have?

25 because there's No L.

Glitzgirl · 12-01-2016 04:34PM

Courtesy of my 8 year old

Why is it so cold at Christmas ?
Because it's Decembrrrrr.

What do elves eat for breakfast ?
Frosted flakes

Cork Lass · 15-01-2016 08:23PM

Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.

Loughc · 15-01-2016 09:23PM

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Christmas Crackers : The Christmas Forum Joke Thread

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