What's your first world problem?

Atlantic Dawn · 07-01-2016 01:59AM

The heated seats on my car have a high and low temperature setting, this weather after driving a while I'd like a setting in between the two.

07-01-2016 02:14AM

I own so many books that I've yet to read and DVDs I have yet to watch, and they're making a very daunting pile in my room that's taking up too much space.

Deranged96 · 07-01-2016 02:16AM

Man tits

Minderbinder · 07-01-2016 03:01AM

assuming this is the first world, I wish we had access to better services like they do in some developing countries - for example ordering an internet service and getting it within 24 hours, or having estate agents bring you round to a number of properties on the same day without the group experience. I wish this country wasn't horribly understaffed. I wish the people were more focused on making money instead of saving it. I wish the country and the people weren't under the control of foreign investment.

TerrorFirmer · 07-01-2016 03:04AM

My 1st world problem is pretty much the same, 50" TV that was too big for the room, so it's now in a different room.

Also, to get into the spirit of After Hours, my exes boobs were just way too big.

Armchair Andy · 07-01-2016 03:22AM

Every time I go to use my Oral B battery toothbrush there's a silenced giggling from behind the ensuite mirror. It smells like sh1t most of the time too.

NotYourYear20 · 07-01-2016 03:29AM

Owning a PC, laptop and a Tablet and not being able to decide which one to use.

Charlie19 · 07-01-2016 03:32AM

NotYourYear20 wrote: »

Owning a PC, laptop and a Tablet and not being able to decide which one to use.

When all of the above need to be charged bar the PC obviously.

Rezident · 08-01-2016 12:05AM

The controls on my excellent remote control earphones do not work on my Samsung phone until I take the phone out of my pocket - thereby defeating the entire f**king purpose of a remote control - and click 'OK' (No it is not f**king OK!) on the unforgivable on-screen Samsung-nanny-warning about how loud music can damage your ... baby seals or whatever. Die Samsung!

So now both Samsung and Apple are dead to me (don't get me started on Apple), so I am forced to move to HTC for my next phone! :mad: Is there no end to my misery?

RobertKK · 08-01-2016 12:20AM

RTE.

Pullover · 08-01-2016 12:28AM

I really want a kitten but I'm pregnant so can't get one

Chain Smoker · 08-01-2016 12:37AM

I have to find new accommodation for the end of the month and can only afford about $1.5k for a room.

Bulbous Salutation · 08-01-2016 12:59AM

Santa left a Nutribullet Blender under the tree. I've been using it each morning like a man possessed. I'm left with a beetroot-faced complexion for most of the day, and about 15 seconds warning before I need to hit the jacks.

CFlat · 08-01-2016 01:14AM

Chain Smoker wrote: »

I have to find new accommodation for the end of the month and can only afford about $1.5k for a room.

No worries CS you can have a room in my house for that and you can smoke away to your hearts content.

08-01-2016 01:18AM

James Bond Junior wrote: »

I bought a new 48in lcd TV but it doesn't fit in the corner so I've had to relegate it to the second sitting room and put my 2 year old 43inch plasma in the main sitting room.
It's a situation bordering on the ridiculous admittedly but it got me thinking about "first world problems" and how lucky we actually have it.

So good people of after hours, what is your first world problem, the more ludicrous the better?!

You didn't think to measure it?

That's more like poor foresight than anything.

Gandalph · 08-01-2016 01:18AM

Got a great new coffee pot for xmas but moved to London at New Year and never got to use/bring it

DuMorph · 08-01-2016 02:59AM

The choice between Fianna Fail/Fine Gael/Labour in the next election.

First world problem writ large when they are all likely to follow the same policies.

GaryTLynch · 08-01-2016 03:13AM

DuMorph wrote: »

The choice between Fianna Fail/Fine Gael/Labour in the next election.

First world problem writ large when they are all likely to follow the same policies.

Indeed, different cheeks of the same arse.

GaryTLynch · 08-01-2016 03:17AM

When you buy a CD that isn't packaged in the standard sized CD case and it causes havoc trying to fit it in amongst the rest (which must be in alphabetical order).

DuMorph · 08-01-2016 04:28AM

GaryTLynch wrote: »

When you buy a CD that isn't packaged in the standard sized CD case and it causes havoc trying to fit it in amongst the rest (which must be in alphabetical order).

Also, CDs that don't have the artist or album title clearly printed on the CD itself.

Life is too short to be impressed by deliberate obscurism.

Hammer89 · 08-01-2016 04:29AM

Spotify doesn't have any of the decent Taylor Swift songs.

DuMorph · 08-01-2016 04:38AM

Hammer89 wrote: »

Spotify doesn't have any of the decent Taylor Swift songs.

James Taylor hasn't done a decent cover of a Jonathon Swift song-

Robsweezie · 08-01-2016 04:45AM

Leaving the remote by the window on a cold day, the batteries seem to "freeze" inside, so I have to whack the remote to get it to work.

The Randy Riverbeast · 08-01-2016 04:47AM

My penis is too big.

Hammer89 · 08-01-2016 04:55AM

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

My penis is too big.

A lot of men in the third world have that problem too.

rainbow kirby · 08-01-2016 10:02AM

Getting on a train to work which has so many morbidly obese people on board that there isn't a hope in hell of getting a seat. :mad:

Duggy747 · 08-01-2016 10:40AM

Spreading cold Nutella on my bread rips it but I'm too impatient to heat the chocolate up.

Sometimes I don't know how I can go on and not shuffle off this mortal coil...

James Bond Junior · 08-01-2016 10:24PM

DuMorph wrote: »

Also, CDs that don't have the artist or album title clearly printed on the CD itself.

Life is too short to be impressed by deliberate obscurism.

Who buys CDs these days?

FarmersMarket · 08-01-2016 10:32PM

The off license in going to close in half an hour and I'm too lazy to walk over there. Why can't off licenses deliver? I mean seriously, is that too much too ask????

RDM_83 again · 08-01-2016 11:32PM

FarmersMarket wrote: »

The off license in going to close in half an hour and I'm too lazy to walk over there. Why can't off licenses deliver? I mean seriously, is that too much too ask????

Some do, some even do it "legally" if your willing to drink wine

What's your first world problem?

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