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Theres always one clown that brings a guitar to a party

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  • #272
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Kev W wrote: »
    Funny how it's always Rihanna vs. Diddley-idley. If only there were a third type of music.

    There is in fact two other types, country AND western.


  • #273
    The_Captain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    turnikett1 wrote: »
    Agreed. Some Rhianna-diddley-idley fusion perhaps.


    As I came home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be, I called my wife and said to her, would you kindly stand under my umberella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh, under my umberella


  • #274
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,645 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    cork guitar player wrote: »

    You go to West Cork, you should know how West Cork does things.

    Some of the best nights of my life spent at mad,mental, random sessions in Hackkets of Schull.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE


  • #275
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Guitar wanker is definitely a wanker, but he is only surpassed by Sean Nós Wanker. He who demands silence so he can mutilate some song thinking he has a great voice. Smug levels are pretty high for this guy.


  • #276
    bucketybuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,153 ✭✭✭✭bucketybuck


    Is there a term for the deluded parents pushing their kids out to play the ****ing tin whistle or do their stupid ****ing irish dancing as if anybody else in the room gives a sweet **** about their stupid ugly kids dance routine?

    Its a party, so no, I don't want to have to stand quietly watching some boring kid just so I can then get the pleasure of lying through my teeth telling some smug prick how "talented" she is.


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  • #277
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    When you're at a party at some guy brings out the guitar it's like if you're in a wheelchair and some ****$er brings the party upstairs!


  • #278
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,112 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Instruction video by John Belushi on how to deal with guitar wanker :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs


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