Theres always one clown that brings a guitar to a party

One More Toy

Sitting in the corner, spitting out tunes randomly to show off. Im sick of it , sick and tired of it. Theres only so much Jeff Buckley I can listen to.

Favourites include:

Kings of Leon
Jeff Buckley
James Blunt


I blame the women, flocking to these with a wet stain like a snail following them. Thats great and all, you do what you gotta do to get that tail, but I came here to have the craic, a few beers and a laugh, not for you to have impromptu performances.

How do you guys feel? Are you one of them? If so, whats your motivation?:mad:

Gongoozler

You're going to the wrong places.

When the Sun Hits

Wonderwall.

Maximus Alexander

A guitar would look better on you than all that envy.

Better yet, get yourself some sax lessons and steal all them ladies away from the guitarists. Bitches love a saxophone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcmTl_1ER8

hynesie08

Guitar wanker is bad, but even worse is guitar **** mate, you all know the one "oh no, he's actually really good, he played whelans/the academy/button factory before"

Really? Because he's playing cannonball on an out of tune guitar that cost about thirty quid. (although that could be Damien Rice)

One More Toy

hynesie08 wrote: »

Guitar eanker is bad, but even worseis - guitar **** mate, you all know the one "oh no, he's actually really good, he played whelans/the academy/button factory before"

Really? Because he's playing cannonball on an out of tune guitar that cost about thirty quid. (although that could be Damien Rice)

This.

I will make you secretary of defense when my coup d'etat comes to fruition

TheLastMohican

OP, you're lucky. I knew a guy that was a one man band - including bagpipes.

ChippingSodbury

One More Toy wrote: »

Sitting in the corner, spitting out tunes randomly to show off. Im sick of it niggas, sick and tired of it. Theres only so much Jeff Buckley I can listen to.

Favourites include:

Kings of Leon
Jeff Buckley
James Blunt


I blame the women, flocking to these with a wet stain like a snail following them. Thats great and all, you do what you gotta do to get that tail, but I came here to have the craic, a few beers and a laugh, not for you to have impromptu performances.

How do you guys feel? Are you one of them? If so, whats your motivation?:mad:

I take it you don't play!

It never fails to pull the chicks. You don't even need to play, when the chicks come, just tell them you broke a string earlier on, a g-string, ask the chick for a loan

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Its so self undulgent. Pi$$ off like.

brevity

Yup, guitar guy is one of the worst at a party. Next up are the people who shush you and force you to listen to guitar guy.

One eyed Jack

One More Toy wrote: »

How do you guys feel? Are you one of them? If so, whats your motivation?:mad:

Kinda answered your own question there OP -

"One wrote:

I blame the women, flocking to these with a wet stain like a snail following them. Thats great and all

One More Toy

brevity wrote: »

Yup, guitar guy is one of the worst at a party. Next up are the people who shush you and force you to listen to guitar guy.

This also.

You will have a cushy number in my cabinet, minister for the diasporah or something

Youngblood.III

Not as bad as the booze bummer...."sorry Bro, could you spare a can"

Specialun

Friends in low places....cringe

The hardcore then that unleash a wolf tones song

recipio

Anecdotes kill conversation, guitarists kill parties ?

IH784man

Sums it up https://instagram.com/p/56yTs9ume1/

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9

No.9 was gonna post a video of that scene from Animal House where that fat tool smashes cool hippies guy's guitar... but no can do... still not allowed... new pumpkin

P.s: OP sounds really jealous of sexy guys who can play guitar. Poor OP, no bitches for you!

____________

"Still... An Awesome ****ing Pumpkin!!"

tayto lover

Just love an auld sing-song.

pickarooney

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 wrote: »

No.9 was gonna post a video of that scene from Animal House where that fat tool smashes cool hippies guy's guitar... but no can do... still not allowed... new pumpkin

P.s: OP sounds really jealous of sexy guys who can play guitar. Poor OP, no bitches for you!

____________

"Still... An Awesome ****ing Pumpkin!!"

Does this schtick sound funny in your head?

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9

pickarooney wrote: »

Does this schtick sound funny in your head?

Yes, and that's all that matters - your problem?

_____________

"An awesome ****ing Pumpkin!!"

Medusa22

What sort of parties are you going to, OP? I don't think that has ever happened at a party that I've been to.

captbarnacles

Medusa22 wrote: »

What sort of parties are you going to, OP? I don't think that has ever happened at a party that I've been to.

I need your friends. Want to swop?

4068ac1elhodqr

Sure can't beat a sing-de-song-along, acoustic uptown funk or daft punk gets all yo' shorties jumpin.
The untalented just drink, talk shop/football/cars. Saxophone could indeed be your only saviour if not digit dexterous.

In the land of Carlsberg every single shop rightly has beer, powertools, toolbelts and saxophones available.

Beware though the recent emergence of stomp box guy, whom 'plays' a $100 'plywood box' of sorts.

mackeire

Everybody...
How I wish, how I wish you were.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowlllll, year after year.........

the evasion_kid

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

anncoates

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

.....Greem Fields Of France/Foggy Dew/Auld Triangle etc.

Ugh

It's the most annoying thing that can happen in a pub.

cson

Tried to avoid those parties like the plague.

What annoys me isn't just the singing and guitar playing, it's the thought that they lugged that guitar around, keeping an eye on it, staying sober, and you just knew it was gonna be inflicted on everyone at some stage.

And then the shushers. To increase the annoyance.

the evasion_kid

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

Or the "gas" one involving a wheelbarrow of bricks going up and down.

tigerboon

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

Worse when you go to a quiet pub and in they come, buy their glass of Guinness and spend half the night tuning the instruments.

Wacker The Attacker

singing bastids

The Backwards Man

Aye, that's what I hated most about college. Pretentious pricks in wooly sweaters murdering Hey Jude, Son Of A Preacher Man and Wonderwall.

*shudder*

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Aye, that's what I hated most about college. Pretentious pricks in wooly sweaters murdering Hey Jude, Son Of A Preacher Man and Wonderwall.

*shudder*

I was there in the early/mid 90s.

U2 "One", U2 "One", U2 "One", some mangled effort at "Stairway to Heaven", back to U2 "One"...

John_Rambo

Ponytail and goatee.

Donkey Oaty

Yez are all feckin Zulus.

GreatDefector

anncoates wrote: »

.....Greem Fields Of France/Foggy Dew/Auld Triangle etc.

Ugh

It's the most annoying thing that can happen in a pub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcTcxJyiaU0

tigerboon

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Yez are all feckin Zulus.

If this is saying that, because we don't like some banjo picking gob****e murdering a crap middle of the road song at 2 in the morning, we have no culture then I'm ok with that.

Boring username

And what's with all these miserable trad songs at a session? It's all

"The Tans came and shot my spuds,
and me cattle fell off a cliff,
like in the ending of The Field only worse,
and the wife got leprosy and died too,
on the night of the big wind struck so it t'was,
Well I took to the bed for the rest of my days,
oh and I'm a raging alcoholic too in case you didn't know"


A bit of optimism wouldn't go astray like.

El_Dangeroso

They are not as annoying as people who use faux-gansta words.

Are we just all using the n-word casually now? Must have missed that email.

NachoBusiness

More of this is needed..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

They are not as annoying as people who use faux-gansta words.

Are we just all using the n-word casually now? Must have missed that email.

Felt really uncomfortable with that too...

anncoates

I should point out I love all those songs I mentioned. I just don't want to told to whist by some cnut trying to sing them unless I've paid to hear them.

Two Sheds

If you want to play the guitar in public, then learn it first. Maybe even take a few lessons. And strumming doesn't count as playing.

Jan Laco

fancy pigeon

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Worse is those cnuts that turn up in a bar for a trad session and start the shhhh sshhh to everyone having a laugh before they even came in,while they sing their hearts out about young Willie mcbride

Don't forget guitar wanker who sings trad songs/folk/rebel songs and gets everyone to clap along...

tigerboon

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

They are not as annoying as people who use faux-gansta words.

Are we just all using the n-word casually now? Must have missed that email.

Do you not know the OP is in Wu Tang Clan (Ireland)

bmm

With the trend in small guitars, expect to see them on public transport and at your favourite chipper ;-)

steddyeddy

One More Toy wrote: »

Sitting in the corner, spitting out tunes randomly to show off. Im sick of it niggas, sick and tired of it. Theres only so much Jeff Buckley I can listen to.

Favourites include:

Kings of Leon
Jeff Buckley
James Blunt


I blame the women, flocking to these with a wet stain like a snail following them. Thats great and all, you do what you gotta do to get that tail, but I came here to have the craic, a few beers and a laugh, not for you to have impromptu performances.

How do you guys feel? Are you one of them? If so, whats your motivation?:mad:

I think most people are just being polite TBH. I've been at house parties where someone started playing in the living room, without asking and when everyone was talking. Seriously egocentric.

mfceiling

steddyeddy wrote: »

I think most people are just being polite TBH. I've been at house parties where someone started playing in the living room, without asking and when everyone was talking. Seriously egocentric.

The correct protocol there is to leave immediately.

Jesus Wept

worse than hitler, and he was a bad egg

steddyeddy

mfceiling wrote: »

The correct protocol there is to leave immediately.

True but why should a whole room have to leave a party because of some d1ck.