Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

mr.anonymous · 28-12-2015 05:13PM

Anyone over the age of 12 with an interest in Pokemon.

suicide_circus · 28-12-2015 05:21PM

LeeLooLee wrote: »

Oh yeah, they do. The other day some wan in front of me at the supermarket left her basket down to 'hold' her place in the queue and went off to continue shopping. Of course, the person in front of her was finished before she got back, so I had to go around her basket and put my stuff on the belt. I had everything scanned and was about to pay by the time she got back, and then I got a mouthful of abuse for being 'impatient' and 'ignorant' and jumping the queue. She seriously thought I should have just stood patiently behind her basket and that I, the cashier and everyone behind me in the queue should have waited for her to come back. She kept saying she 'was only gone five minutes'. Seriously believed she was right and I was an ignorant young wan with no manners. Incredible.

You should have asked her where her carer was and if she'd forgotten to take her meds this morning.

Eugene Norman · 28-12-2015 05:45PM

user.name wrote: »

A number of things annoy me... instagram posters, in particular people who upload pics of their new runners titled "fresh kicks", others who upload photos of a tiny bowl of fruit saying they are eating healthy, yes right before you stuff your face with crisps and a milktray. The worst of instagram are those who's lives evolve around their holiday. They go to Ibiza or whatever in July, for six months before that they post a countdown every week, then they come back from the holiday. Following for six months after that they put up photos with a few drunk mates saying "wish I was back here". The cycle continues for another six months until they book another holiday and continue to upload countdowns and photos that we have already seen about 20 times saying how they can't wait to be back...

You don't have to be on Instagram and if you are you don't have to follow certain people? Right?

dollyk · 28-12-2015 08:36PM

when the first sentence begins with "Its the governments:D Fault "

oodes · 29-12-2015 12:43PM

Audi Drivers, guaranteed bellends

TheDoc · 29-12-2015 12:51PM

For me the standout one is when there is a discussion or debate about terrorism, when someone pipes in "quoting" the Quran or does a "well according to the Quran". Even more so when they ask "have you read it".

Cause I need to read some book of bollox to help me understand blowing up innocent people is a bad thing.

To be honest the entire segment of people who feel outraged by happenings around the world and the "injustice" but yet cannot even comprehend domestic policy and politics, but want to pretend to sound informed and like they have the answers, rate pretty high on my wanker ranking.

Jester252 · 29-12-2015 01:16PM

People who are "into" weed.

When you spend 95% of your time talking about it, you are an addict.

People who tell you their political/social believes.
A guy a work who is a massive support of Palestine. His car and workstation can't fit any more free Palestine stuff. He has also made a number of requests for a non Intel computer because Intel chips might be a product of Israel.

You're from Clare with no connections to the conflict

Birneybau · 29-12-2015 01:41PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Every second dope with a michael kors handbag.

"Hi, I'm Sinead, I work in HR and I have absolutely no sense of individual style"

That is one of the most spot on things I've read yet!

PopePalpatine · 29-12-2015 01:52PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Every second dope with a michael kors handbag.

"Hi, I'm Sinead, I work in HR and I have absolutely no sense of individual style"

My brother calls them "Karkrashians". :pac:

anvilfour · 29-12-2015 01:54PM

Any female who begins a sentence with:

"Speaking as a woman..." or words to that effect.

If I wanted to listen to Feminazi propaganda, I know where to find it, thanks!

Colser · 29-12-2015 02:33PM

Adults who say something like"fiddlesticks" or something similar instead of just plain Fcuk it,heard someone saying it yesterday and yes he is a total tosser(and an Audi driver:pac:).

GFT · 29-12-2015 02:39PM

Running pants are now fashionable every day wear. WHY?! Most of which have no business wearing them.

darkpagandeath · 29-12-2015 02:43PM

GFT wrote: »

Running pants are now fashionable every day wear. WHY?! Most of which have no business wearing them.

What else should you wear to drink the old Dutch gold it ?

Gaygooner · 29-12-2015 03:13PM

They use terms like Drama Queen and don't see the offence

But Dope is beyond the pale...

yabbav · 29-12-2015 03:14PM

Scramblers

Lux23 · 29-12-2015 04:00PM

Gaygooner wrote: »

They use terms like Drama Queen and don't see the offence

But Dope is beyond the pale...

What is offensive about the term Drama queen? It suits a lot of people I know. And dope? Really?

LeeLooLee · 29-12-2015 04:41PM

Mr.S wrote: »

People who call you boss (when you aren't their boss)

People who use "mate", unless they are English.

People who call you "kid"

Ugh!

Where does 'kid' come from? I know a guy who calls people kid and it comes across as really patronising.

Jester252 · 29-12-2015 04:45PM

LeeLooLee wrote: »

Where does 'kid' come from? I know a guy who calls people kid and it comes across as really patronising.

Limerick, if someone calls you a kid they're form Limerick

LeeLooLee · 29-12-2015 04:48PM

Jester252 wrote: »

Limerick, if someone calls you a kid they're form Limerick

This guy is from South Dublin. Don't think he's even visited Limerick.

Jester252 · 29-12-2015 04:58PM

LeeLooLee wrote: »

This guy is from South Dublin. Don't think he's even visited Limerick.

It's in there somewhere. Don't tell him, the shock of being from Limerick might kill him

twinytwo · 29-12-2015 05:44PM

people who insist on cycling on the road... even though the government just spent 10's of millions of euro putting in extra wide cycle lanes to try and protect your dumb ass from being run over on your left hand side...

Littlehorny · 29-12-2015 06:07PM

I hate to hear stories of kids hurt or killed but any parent who lives in an estate or any kind of urban area and don't own any land. If you buy your kids a scrambler, mini bike or horse then you sir or madam are ****!!!!!

Brendan Bendar · 29-12-2015 06:14PM

These forking 50 something women who mow their way around Supermarkets with their glasses perched on the tip of their noses ,men too who stare at you like they want something, whilst looking out over the tops of the glasses.

Gimp was in the sauce aisle with this look when I entered,continued to stare at me.

Upped to him " Do you know me, friend?"

"Uuuhm sorry,checking out the Apple sauce"

Forking ****.

Kev W · 29-12-2015 08:16PM

yabbav wrote: »

Scramblers

I'll make eggs any damn way I like.

fly_agaric · 29-12-2015 08:20PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

These forking 50 something women who mow their way around Supermarkets with their glasses perched on the tip of their noses ,men too who stare at you like they want something, whilst looking out over the tops of the glasses.

Gimp was in the sauce aisle with this look when I entered,continued to stare at me.

Upped to him " Do you know me, friend?"

"Uuuhm sorry,checking out the Apple sauce"

Forking ****.

I think they're struggling to see, not staring! Don't worry it will come to us all eventually. Probably sooner rather than later with all the glowing-screen time the up & coming generations are clocking up.

Brendan Bendar · 29-12-2015 08:22PM

fly_agaric wrote: »

I think they're struggling to see, not staring! Don't worry it will come to us all eventually. Probably sooner rather than later with all the glowing-screen time the up & coming generations are clocking up.

Uuuh right, fcukers annoy me though.

retalivity · 29-12-2015 08:45PM

mr.anonymous wrote: »

Anyone over the age of 12 with an interest in Pokemon.

Anyone over the age of 12 that wears a baseball cap.

Unless it's a farmer in a mucky oul usa94 cap, they're usually ok

kawasaki1100 · 29-12-2015 08:52PM

LeeLooLee wrote: »

Where does 'kid' come from? I know a guy who calls people kid and it comes across as really patronising.

Ha, the blokes that call you Boss usually try to sell you dodgy Chinese generators from the back of a Hiace van.

PowerToWait · 29-12-2015 09:00PM

twinytwo wrote: »

people who insist on cycling on the road... even though the government just spent 10's of millions of euro putting in extra wide cycle lanes to try and protect your dumb ass from being run over on your left hand side...

People who blame cyclists for getting killed by inattentive drivers. Victim blaming.

Also people who call you 'pal'. Boils my blood. I find it very passive aggressive.

yabbav · 30-12-2015 10:32PM

Cyclists are grade a wa##### anyway

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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