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Drunk Thread

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  • #92
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,123 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    I can't drink tonight, I had two tablespoons of Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze.


  • #93
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    sweet dreams


  • #94
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I had a baileys coffee. I should have gone to the pub to have it. Would have been cheaper.


  • #95
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I had a baileys coffee. I should have gone to the pub to have it. Would have been cheaper.

    sláinte anyway :D


  • #96
    Dubs1990
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 227 ✭✭Dubs1990


    A good few pints of the cream stuff in the grave diggers !! Think myself and the dad will make a knew tradition out of this !! What a s**t hole but brilliant at the same time !!


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  • #97
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    XR3i wrote: »
    sláinte anyway :D

    Cheers!


  • #98
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Starting up again now. This will be the last stretch, I'm going straight on New Years Day. Looking forward to being alcohol and tobacco free in 2016. :);)


  • #99
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I'm more of a functional dipso,kinda in the way a lot of chefs would be,so I don't really get drunk as such.I'm having a bottle of powers at the moment and herself isn't having a drop so I'll see where that takes me,bottoms up friends,and happy holidays to all on boards.


  • #100
    snowgal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭snowgal


    Just having my first glass of red now. And so it begins, again!


  • #101
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    XR3i wrote: »
    one for the road

    Two for the ditch!


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  • #102
    French_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭French_Girl


    Finishing bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.


  • #103
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    French_Girl wrote: »
    Finishing bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.

    Ooh la la..... ;)


  • #104
    French_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭French_Girl


    harry Bailey esq wrote:
    Ooh la la.....


    And now opening bottle of Baileys.


  • #105
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    just got 6 cider on tick


  • #106
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,123 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    XR3i wrote: »
    just got 6 cider on tick

    Cider makes your belly wider.



    Might have a whiskey myself.


  • #107
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    Cider makes your belly wider.



    Might have a whiskey myself.

    cider takes you to another dimension

    not only of sight and of sound, but of body


  • #108
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,123 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    XR3i wrote: »
    cider takes you to another dimension

    not only of sight and of sound, but of body

    I'll take your word for it.


  • #109
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    Cider makes your belly wider.

    Cider also makes you willy wider.

    Or at least that's what these two naked girls told me last week.

    One of them said 'If you put your willy in cider, it will get bigger'.

    Thought it was a strange thing to say, so I put my clothes back on and went home.

    Weirdos.


  • #110
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Cider also makes you willy wider.

    Or at least that's what these two naked girls told me last week.

    One of them said 'If you put your willy in cider, it will get bigger'.

    Thought it was a strange thing to say, so I put my clothes back on and went home.

    Weirdos.
    Was cider the ugly one?:P


  • #111
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,123 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Cider also makes you willy wider.

    Or at least that's what these two naked girls told me last week.

    One of them said 'If you put your willy in cider, it will get bigger'.

    Thought it was a strange thing to say, so I put my clothes back on and went home.

    Weirdos.

    You did the right thing, they were clearly trying to make a egit of ya.


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  • #112
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    XR3i wrote: »
    just got 6 cider on tick

    all gone happy christmas seeu n ext tyear


  • #113
    French_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 715 ✭✭✭French_Girl


    Guys, whatever your choice of drink, cheers!


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