Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

Graces7 · 24-12-2015 03:26PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

In Argos yesterday and there were actually queues of people waiting to see the catalogues and check stock at those little tables they have! The fúck is wrong with the world. When I tried to get into a space this wheelin' feckin' monster of a woman phlumped her way into the space and said, "I was waiting here". And I knew that I'd had enough and that if I didn't escape soon my I'd turn into the Grinch when I wanted to scream, "I was here first, I hope you don't find what you're looking for bítch!"

I play on my visible age and disability, limp up to the cash place, explain I have forgottten my glasses...Always works a treat.

Graces7 · 24-12-2015 03:32PM

After a mammoth housework session, cannot find the second hot water bottle and my feet are freezing. One of the cats is sitting in the rushes opposite the kitchen window in all the ice and hail and refuses to come in and I have 31 minutes to put the lights up before Nine Lessons and Carols, IF I can access it here online ( worry notl there is a youtube version from last year..) All else fine; spuds and parsnips and carrots parboiled ready to roast tomorrow, trifle half made,, ingredients for Irish cream liqueur all lined up but is there not always something to spoil things..Bed after the Carols thankfully...See you in Christmas!

KatW4 · 24-12-2015 03:51PM

Dropping off our Christmas presents and fit to kill my bf. He can't stop yacking on and on and on to everyone. I wouldn't mind if we didn't have so much to do today!

Vel · 24-12-2015 04:41PM

A colleague has bought and frozen eight loaves of bread 'just in case'. Like, there are actual shops open on Christmas Day if you get really stuck. It's not like the old days anymore where shops closed for days and we had to fight with the dogs in the streets for scraps to keep us alive until the shops re-opened. But at least she will be safe in her bunker with her eight Brennan's sliced pans when the apocalypse starts.

Christmas brings out the batsh1t crazy mofos

Samsgirl · 24-12-2015 04:58PM

Decided to have a bubble
Bath last night. Of course this is the only time since 6am that my 4yr old could have a poo. So a nice scented bath was had. Sigh ;-(

Colser · 24-12-2015 06:27PM

I saw my "Christmas Boots" on someone today in town and theyre hideous.:mad: I actually posted on the happy thread when I bought them because Id been unsure about them until they were reduced(still paid 80e) and was delighted with my bargain:rolleyes: Honestly they were horrible on her because all the fringing down the side blew out when walked and she looked like a squaw.Gutted.

maudgonner · 24-12-2015 06:55PM

Colser wrote: »

I saw my "Christmas Boots" on someone today in town and theyre hideous.:mad: I actually posted on the happy thread when I bought them because Id been unsure about them until they were reduced(still paid 80e) and was delighted with my bargain:rolleyes: Honestly they were horrible on her because all the fringing down the side blew out when walked and she looked like a squaw.Gutted.

Horrible on her (sorry anonymous girl-in-town

), she just can't pull them off.

They'll be gorgeous on you Colser

whatismyname · 24-12-2015 07:36PM

Having Achy Breaky Heart stuck in my head.

And I don't even have any idea why

KatW4 · 24-12-2015 07:38PM

whatismyname wrote:

Having Achy Breaky Heart stuck in my head.

Thanks >:(

CrowdedHouse · 24-12-2015 07:41PM

Must be the day for it - since someone mentioned the full moon tonight

this has been stuck in my head

Tonight down here in Linden Town
I watch the cars rushin' by, home from the mill
There's a beautiful full moon rising
Above the mansion on the hill

SafeSurfer · 24-12-2015 07:44PM

The trivial thing that annoys me is after youve had sex and shortly after you go for a piss and there is that delay between starting to piss and the piss building up the momentum to blow away the remaining semen blocking your penis. The feeling you get during that delay is yuk.

BenedrylPete · 24-12-2015 08:03PM

SafeSurfer wrote: »

The trivial thing that annoys me is after youve had sex and shortly after you go for a piss and there is that delay between starting to piss and the piss building up the momentum to blow away the remaining semen blocking your penis. The feeling you get during that delay is yuk.

I was looking for something to chat about over the family christmas dinner.

maudgonner · 24-12-2015 08:04PM

To all my fellow once-a-year mass goers, can I remind you that the prayers have changed since we were young (bloody Catholic Church, trying to catch us out!). If you join in, you run the risk of outing yourself as a heathen when you use the old version.

Safer to stick with strict silence or incoherent mumbling. That way you can snigger haughtily at any poor unfortunate who reverts to old habits and gets caught out, incurring the wrath of their mammy.

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of all lapsed Catholics.

Clonmel1000 · 24-12-2015 08:11PM

maudgonner wrote: »

To all my fellow once-a-year mass goers, can I remind you that the prayers have changed since we were young (bloody Catholic Church, trying to catch us out!). If you join in, you run the risk of outing yourself as a heathen when you use the old version.

Safer to stick with strict silence or incoherent mumbling. That way you can snigger haughtily at any poor unfortunate who reverts to old habits and gets caught out, incurring the wrath of their mammy.

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of all lapsed Catholics.

People who buy clothes for Christmas. Same clothes for sale 2 days later at half the price. Madness

Shannon757 · 24-12-2015 08:18PM

maudgonner wrote: »

To all my fellow once-a-year mass goers, can I remind you that the prayers have changed since we were young (bloody Catholic Church, trying to catch us out!). If you join in, you run the risk of outing yourself as a heathen when you use the old version.

Safer to stick with strict silence or incoherent mumbling. That way you can snigger haughtily at any poor unfortunate who reverts to old habits and gets caught out, incurring the wrath of their mammy.

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of all lapsed Catholics.

Was at Christmas mass this evening, had my earphones in (was wearing a hoodie) and started singing during Communion. Never been so mortified in my life:rolleyes:

maudgonner · 24-12-2015 08:18PM

"And with your spirit!"

(I don't know when to say it, but that's one of the new lines. If ye're badly caught out, it might be worth the risk of throwing that in at random, shows you're making an effort anyway...)

BenedrylPete · 24-12-2015 08:26PM

Windscreen:
Used wipers on outside.
Used rag on inside.
Condensation somehow still there.
Annoying.

Colser · 24-12-2015 10:16PM

maudgonner wrote: »

To all my fellow once-a-year mass goers, can I remind you that the prayers have changed since we were young (bloody Catholic Church, trying to catch us out!). If you join in, you run the risk of outing yourself as a heathen when you use the old version.

Safer to stick with strict silence or incoherent mumbling. That way you can snigger haughtily at any poor unfortunate who reverts to old habits and gets caught out, incurring the wrath of their mammy.

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of all lapsed Catholics.

Wish you had posted that before 6pm:pac:

Medusa22 · 24-12-2015 11:12PM

This isn't even a TA, but it made us laugh. I was trying on some new Christmas slippers next to the Christmas tree and I fell over in slow motion into the tree, while everyone stood there laughing at me. My dad rushed over to help me up and he stood on a chocolate Santa and massacred it. The tree fell over and decorations fell off and there is also a big dent in the tree from my arse. Oh how we all laughed. I'd only had two drinks!

tomwaterford · 24-12-2015 11:25PM

I'm annoyed by the state of my present wrapping...it's embarrassingly bad compared to me sisters

Every year from now on I'll be getting it wrapped by little children (how come their so good??) in the shopping centre

Colser · 24-12-2015 11:35PM

I bought a few nice nibbles in Marks to have after mass tonight.Came home and had a glass or 2 of wine before throwing them into the oven.When I checked them after about 15 mins the potato cube thingys were just sitting on the shelf and the container was gone.Turns out it was plastic

They were still eaten:D

Samsgirl · 25-12-2015 12:48AM

People posting photo's of their kids Christmas haul on Facebook.

Spanish Eyes · 25-12-2015 12:49AM

I don't believe it. (Victor Meldrew style ha ha)

Still nothing to annoy me. I am getting madder by the minute because everyone is so nice.

Including me. Ho Ho Ho.

DK man · 25-12-2015 12:51AM

Still haven't got over the great Santa lie! 30 years on and I still feel robbed...

Colser · 25-12-2015 12:54AM

Samsgirl wrote: »

People posting photo's of their kids Christmas haul on Facebook.

Worse when they add something like "fair play to mammy doing this on her own" as a dig obviously to the dads. Time and place ffs.

Shannon757 · 25-12-2015 12:59AM

DK man wrote: »

Still haven't got over the great Santa lie! 30 years on and I still feel robbed...

What lie?

Colser · 25-12-2015 01:01AM

Shannon757 wrote: »

What lie?

Oh oh.....:eek::D

tomwaterford · 25-12-2015 01:09AM

Shannon757 wrote: »

What lie?

He's deosnt Like cookies and bottles of Guinness....Feds them to reindeer...it's not magic that powers the sleigh.....it's raindeer Guinness farts

Shannon757 · 25-12-2015 01:12AM

tomwaterford wrote: »

He's deosnt Like cookies and bottles of Guinness....Feds them to reindeer...it's not magic that powers the sleigh.....it's raindeer Guinness farts

Oh right......Good thing I left out Heineken and Rich Teas then isn't it?:D

Graces7 · 25-12-2015 06:38AM

TA is banned today! Not allowed on Christmas day.. OK? OK!

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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