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Drunk Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭ponzook




    Bustin this out of my stereo having a few nice cold bevvies!


  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    i'm kinda tempted to wire up the guitarr and play a tune


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I just dropped by I not staying....


  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    realies wrote: »
    I just dropped by I not staying....

    sing us a tune


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    XR3i wrote: »
    sing us a tune

    As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains.
    I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'.
    I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier.
    I said stand o'er and deliver or the devil he may take ya.

    Musha ring dumb a do dumb a da.
    Whack for my daddy-o,
    Whack for my daddy-o.
    There's whiskey in the jar-o


    right I am outahere for me greentea.....


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  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    and if anyone can aid me its me brother in the army

    if i can find his station in cork or in killarny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Just opened my first can.


  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    drank all my stash of cans last night, slept all day, best xmas ever


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Ah sure jaysus.

    Plenty people left to pick up the slack.


  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    well back to tea for me

    was nice while it lasted


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    I've got four slabs to get through.
    So much beer,so little time.

    So long suckers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Go on my san. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭Zimmey


    I had one hot port today. ONE. Might have a hot whisky later. I'm crazy, me. Crazy bitch, they call me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    I am drinking mulled wine and vodka with Pepsi, I really shouldn't be on boards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I am drinking mulled wine and vodka with Pepsi, I really shouldn't be on boards
    Ah, ya should. Best place for you ;-)

    Ew, but. I'm guessing the vodka and pepsi is to help the cold and rather sickly mulled wine go down?! I can't talk though. Started the day with a whiskey coffee and just finished an entire bottle of bordeaux to myself. Heading on to the bushmills now (maybe). I'll be rotten tomorrow, but I ate enough to feed a family of four, so maybe I'll be ok...... :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Smashed a bottle of brilliant red wine, a half bottle of Bushmills and a few bottles of corona. Not drunk, because I've eaten 8 stone of turkey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Corvo wrote: »
    Smashed a bottle of brilliant red wine, a half bottle of Bushmills and a few bottles of corona. Not drunk, because I've eaten 8 stone of turkey.

    8 stone. A fine turkey but a fine baby.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Myself and the brother here are getting fairly 'lit'. on father's whiskey selection


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    You're all a bunch of ****ing Nazis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,199 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    I just cannot believe that Mods are "working" tonight.

    Fair play to them. (but there may be a clean up in the morning after drunken threads and posts tonight) lol.

    I suppose the mods all took the Pledge and can hit us with the BATA if needs be. Anyone remember that term?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    On my second beer of Lidl's finiest... perlenbacher :)

    It's funny. Christmas is the one time of the year where its perfectly acceptable to drink beers on your own (well at night) and watch tv or surf the net. It's drunkingly unwinding down from the big day itself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭tashiusclay


    Is anyone still awake?? Someone save a Mayo man from staring at the ceiling till sleep eventually kicks me in the arse...way too many Irish coffees tonight!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Is anyone still awake?? Someone save a Mayo man from staring at the ceiling till sleep eventually kicks me in the arse...way too many Irish coffees tonight!
    After hours are a bunch of light weights!.... (opens another beer) ya Wana fight, or dance? Cos I'll dance with ya :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Falling into bed. 12 cans of Giunness and a litre of vodka have wet the baby Jesus head.

    a fair party for a solo mission.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭tashiusclay


    deco nate wrote: »
    After hours are a bunch of light weights!.... (opens another beer) ya Wana fight, or dance? Cos I'll dance with ya :)

    Fighting ain't my thing when steamed, I must be an absolute novelty these days, being an Irishman with a lame attitude like that??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Fighting ain't my thing when steamed, I must be an absolute novelty these days, being an Irishman with a lame attitude like that??
    Na. Dancing is the new fighting, I take it you didn't get the memo.. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Wine is not my friend:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭tashiusclay


    deco nate wrote: »
    Na. Dancing is the new fighting, I take it you didn't get the memo.. ;)

    No, I'm fairly backward with social media memes? Enlighten me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭tashiusclay


    Colser wrote: »
    Wine is not my friend:(

    Copious amounts of surplus Christmas whiskey will not be my friend tomorrow either...


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  • Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    one for the road


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