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Drunk Thread

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  • #32
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    jeremymurphy wrote: »
    S/Blanc????What about never mix the grape and the grain?

    Screw that. He's mixing drinks. Get 'im in here


  • #33
    Clive Bisquette
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 266 ✭✭Clive Bisquette


    jeremymurphy wrote: »
    S/Blanc????What about never mix the grape and the grain?

    **** happens !


  • #34
    Clive Bisquette
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 266 ✭✭Clive Bisquette


    Hi Folks ..ding dang...what you Dudes DRINKIN ?


  • #35
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Sherry Niles


  • #36
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    Clive Bisquette wrote: »
    Hi Folks ..ding dang...what you Dudes DRINKIN ?

    petrol


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  • #37
    muskyj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭muskyj


    creme de menthe


  • #38
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Crowd of eejits.


  • #39
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Itzayana Substantial Servitude wrote: »
    Oh you're a mean drunk. It's cristymas. He didn't mean to be jober as a sudge.
    Itzayana Substantial Servitude Im shocked at you:eek: Youre the sensible person thats meant to be driving us all home later.


  • #40
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,426 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    muskyj wrote: »
    having a few glasses of red while watching the darts (I know! not exactly typical darts lush) but there is a bottle of jameson giving me the look from the countertop. think I am in there! :D.

    speaking of whiskey, what do people think is the best(not most popular) scotch???

    Are you trying to catch out a few drunks with a trick question? Whiskey is Irish (or American) usually, but Scotch is whisky.

    I like Jameson. I don't like Scotch.


  • #41
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Crowd of eejits.

    lokk who's talkin II


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  • #42
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    XR3i wrote: »
    some thing something speaking spanish

    Ole.


  • #43
    muskyj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭muskyj


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Crowd of eejits.

    don't mind him, tis the drink talking!


  • #44
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    muskyj wrote: »
    don't mind him, tis the drink talking!
    Its not Monday night is it?


  • #45
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    NoHornJan wrote: »
    Ole.

    quatro cetente noventa y nueve


  • #46
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    I just happened to have brought my Guitar, for some bizarre reason.

    All together now...
    Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you
    By now you should've somehow Realised......


  • #47
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    ArtyM wrote: »
    I just happened to have brought my Guitar, for some bizarre reason.

    All together now...
    Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you
    By now you should've somehow Realised......

    *ahem*


  • #48
    Corpus Twisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Corpus Twisty


    XR3i wrote: »
    quatro cetente noventa y nueve

    Feck you and your fancy french lingo.

    6?? Pfft. 6 is for cissies.


  • #49
    Crumpets
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Crumpets


    ArtyM wrote: »
    I just happened to have brought my Guitar, for some bizarre reason.

    All together now...
    Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you
    By now you should've somehow Realised......

    Get out


  • #50
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Not drunk yet. Had 8 cans of Tuborg and 1 spliff (of which grows naturally out of the ground in warm soil) I feel a bit light, but we'll see how things go in another 5 hours...

    This is me now, the banana in her hands (I know, it sounds like a song) We'll see how things are in 4 hours from now. Look at the shock in my eyes being held tightly by the Taoiseach, squeezed lovingly.

    Seems to be a problem with attachments it seems....


  • #51
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    I MADE THE BBC!!

    /Swig


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  • #52
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    I MADE THE BBC!!

    /Swig

    said the actress to the bishop


  • #53
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    XR3i wrote: »
    quatro cetente noventa y nueve

    Feliz Navidad.


  • #54
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Crowd of eejits.

    Very easy to say.


  • #55
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Dance all you virtual posters..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFoKGo0LwlM


  • #56
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    i spoke with jesus

    he said

    "put that poison out of your feeble mind and go back to the people who speak with the mouth full"


  • #57
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Must post pics of empties to prove your worth. Mods I trust you'll honor this and ban dry posters.


    Am I the first? :)


  • #58
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    YOu can feck off with your proof pics!

    Chaaaape bottles of La Goudale are starting Christmas wonderfully.


  • #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I just read my own last post (on the forum not on this thread) and realised that I am uncharacteristically drunk :)

    Having not been a drinker for some time I am not sure where to go from here :)

    Erm....... help?


  • #60
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    wat timw is midnite mas?


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  • #61
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    XR3i wrote: »
    wat timw is midnite mas?

    9pm in most parishes.


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