Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

gormdubhgorm · 22-12-2015 02:47PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

How would they know what other Boardsies are wearing?

Aren't most boardsies naked?

Into The Blue · 22-12-2015 02:48PM

Kev W wrote: »

Anyone who misuses ellipses...

the fück are they?

Shannon757 · 22-12-2015 02:49PM

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

Aren't most boardsies naked?

*Visualizes nude boardsies*

riclad · 22-12-2015 03:09PM

White people who style their hair as dreadlocks,
it looks weird .
Are you trying to pretend to be black.
most of the time it looks strange .
i do not think any one looks better with a nose piercing,
put a link here ,some one who looks better with a metal nose ring.
maybe on a few beautiful women it does not look bad .
But the woman is already beautiful ,
so whats the point of the ring ?

Iang87 · 22-12-2015 03:25PM

Skinny tracksuit pants.
Guys with T shirts that don quite reach the waste of their pants.
That one direction type haircut that requires you to move it from your face.
T shirts that genuinely wouldnt fit 12 year old girls on 25 year old men.

BOHtox · 22-12-2015 03:40PM

My law lecturer uses "in terms of that" at the end of every sentence, in terms of that. Sometimes you don't notice it because her sentences are so long and drawn out, plenty of commas and you think to yourself "hey she didn't say it" but she knows... she damn well knows it's coming, in terms of that. It doesn't make any sensemost of the time. in terms of that. Just complete non-sequiturs, in terms of that. Sometimes she breaks it up too to emphasise points in... terms of that. Or sometimes she breaks the emphasis more finely in. terms. of... THat.
(Ensuring she milks the 'th' to the absolute maximum)
It wrecks my head, in terms of that.

Kev W · 22-12-2015 05:32PM

Into The Blue wrote: »

the fück are they?

The question you need to be asking is "what is Google?"

c_man · 22-12-2015 05:33PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

*Visualizes nude boardsies*

Have you recovered yet?

22-12-2015 05:43PM

professore wrote: »

extremely generous welfare system to the point of disincentivising work there's really no excuse for it.

People spouting crap like this.
Try paying a mortgage or medical bills on social rates and tell me that there is no incentive to get to work.

Have you ever been out of work long term (more than 6 months) as you are over qualified for graduate roles and underqualified for the more senior ones?

Ol' Donie · 22-12-2015 06:11PM

Wanker watch: Sleeps Till Christmas

Sleeps? What the f*** is this? Is it supposed to be cute or funny? I don't know. If it's meant to make me puke, while experiencing searing rage, then well done, mission accomplished.

Kev W · 22-12-2015 06:19PM

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Wanker watch: Sleeps Till Christmas

Sleeps? What the f*** is this? Is it supposed to be cute or funny? I don't know. If it's meant to make me puke, while experiencing searing rage, then well done, mission accomplished.

It's from a song in the Muppet Christmas Carol.

Ol' Donie · 22-12-2015 06:54PM

Kev W wrote: »

It's from a song in the Muppet Christmas Carol.

Then leave it to the f*cking Muppets.

I swear to jesus.

Brendan Bendar · 22-12-2015 06:58PM

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Then leave it to the f*cking Muppets.

I swear to jesus.

:eek:

Sssssteady Donie, ssssteady ,lad.

Into The Blue · 22-12-2015 07:26PM

Kev W wrote: »

The question you need to be asking is "what is Google?"

.........................Answering a question with a question........................

Mesrine65 · 22-12-2015 07:30PM

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Wanker watch: Sleeps Till Christmas

Sleeps? What the f*** is this? Is it supposed to be cute or funny? I don't know. If it's meant to make me puke, while experiencing searing rage, then well done, mission accomplished.

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Then leave it to the f*cking Muppets.

I swear to jesus.

Have you been at the Viaggro pills Donie?

Kev W · 22-12-2015 08:13PM

Into The Blue wrote: »

.........................Answering a question with a question........................

*sigh*

OK fine.

An ellipsis is the three dots in a sentence that indicate an absent word or phrase that can be expected to be assumed from context.

For example :

If you'd just Google it then, you know...

The King of Moo · 22-12-2015 08:15PM

Into The Blue wrote: »

.........................Answering a question with a question........................

Sweet Jesus, all the dots!!!

Puibo · 22-12-2015 10:07PM

People on boards who answer a question with a street name specific to dublin.

Where can i find xyz?

On grafton st.

There are other places in Ireland.
Just before ye get all defensive, im not slagging off everyone from Dublin. Just the w#nkers who do this!

riclad · 22-12-2015 11:01PM

People who are overweight ,
who wear short tshirts,
male or female .
People who have a haircut which hangs down on one side ,
over their eyes .
or have one side of their head shaved ,
make up your mind ,
grow it ,long ,or keep it short.

Pac1Man · 22-12-2015 11:14PM

riclad wrote: »

People who are overweight ,
who wear short tshirts,
male or female .
People who have a haircut which hangs down on one side ,
over their eyes .
or have one side of their head shaved ,
make up your mind ,
grow it ,long ,or keep it short.

Wow. That's trippy. The subject matter really resonates. The vivid opening lines take us right into a scene of darkness and conflict. The elegant second verse really highlights the element of confusion.

Keep up the good work.

Crimsonforce · 22-12-2015 11:17PM

****ing runners who run on the road when there's no one on the footpath beside them for miles. What's up with that? Footpath , the info is in the name.

Greentopia · 23-12-2015 12:08AM

Crimsonforce wrote: »

****ing runners who run on the road when there's no one on the footpath beside them for miles. What's up with that? Footpath , the info is in the name.

Concrete is the worst surface to run on in terms of what it does to the joints. It sends shock waves through your body and is a sure fire way to bugger up your knees especially if you run on it all the time. Tarmac is much easier on the joints, that's why so many runners (like myself) choose it over running on footpaths.

brian_7070 · 23-12-2015 10:01AM

davo2001 wrote: »

Boards users that sign off their posts with their username, WE CAN ALREADY SEE IT YOU T*TF*CK.

davo2001

+1
Also people who sign off with"That is all".
Your not funny to the rest of us as u are to yourself.
(Cue loads of replys with above sign off)
****

Kev W · 23-12-2015 10:25AM

brian_7070 wrote: »

+1
Also people who sign off with"That is all".
Your not funny to the rest of us as u are to yourself.
(Cue loads of replys with above sign off)
****

Also when they end a post with "rant over". Usually when they were barely being interesting, much less actually ranting.

The Sun King · 23-12-2015 10:35AM

Kev W wrote: »

Also when they end a post with "rant over". Usually when they were barely being interesting, much less actually ranting.

Usually at the bottom of a passive aggressive FB post.

"If you have something to say, say it to my face.. Blah blah blah"

The irony of those posts are great.

Pinch Flat · 23-12-2015 11:02AM

Wearing sun glasses on your head. In December. Mostly done by wankerettes

kfallon · 23-12-2015 11:05AM

Pinch Flat wrote: »

Wearing sun glasses on your head ever.

Fixed it there for ya!

gent9662 · 23-12-2015 11:29AM

Auctioneers (especially during the years 2002 - 2008)

DJ's

People who speak Irish to their kids when other kids are around.

Kev W · 23-12-2015 11:32AM

dclane wrote: »

Auctioneers (especially during the years 2002 - 2008)

DJ's

People who speak Irish to "their" kids when other kids are around.

Why the quotation marks? Do you not believe they're actually their kids?

gent9662 · 23-12-2015 11:40AM

corrected just for you.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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