If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex?

#1 · 19-12-2015 12:35AM #1

If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex to what you are now, attracted to the sex you now are but with the memories of how you behaved in your current life, how would you like to think you would manage your love life? (Apologies to gay people)

The Backwards Man · 19-12-2015 12:37AM

Not too well up in the old reincarnation business, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to work like that.

blackcard · 19-12-2015 12:38AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Not too well up in the old reincarnation business, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to work like that.

It is a hypothetical question

Hammer89 · 19-12-2015 12:40AM

Women have far better orgasms so I could deal with the transition of moving from fannies to willies - but only for intercourse. I refuse to suck anything. God knows how girls put themselves through that act.

Firewalkwithme · 19-12-2015 12:41AM

I'd be a slut.

Loads of mickeys for me in every hole.

Because that's what men want.

blackcard · 19-12-2015 12:41AM

Hammer89 wrote: »

Women have far better orgasms so I could deal with the transition of moving from fannies to willies - but only for intercourse. I refuse to suck anything. God knows how girls put themselves through that act.

So do you ask your girlfriend to give you a blowtorch?

The Backwards Man · 19-12-2015 12:42AM

blackcard wrote: »

It is a hypothetical question

Well, hypothetically, if I came back in my next life as a different sex to what I am now, attracted to the same sex I am now, remembering how I behaved in my current life, after apologising to the gay people I don't know what I'd do after that.

Firewalkwithme · 19-12-2015 12:43AM

Hammer89 wrote: »

Women have far better orgasms so I could deal with the transition of moving from fannies to willies - but only for intercourse. I refuse to suck anything. God knows how girls put themselves through that act.

You are missing the point. You are now supposed to be attracted to sucking cock.

jamesbere · 19-12-2015 12:43AM

I'd bang the box off myself, then make a sandwich.

Firewalkwithme · 19-12-2015 12:45AM

jamesbere wrote: »

I'd bang the box off myself, then make my man a sandwich.

Fixed that for ya

Buona Fortuna · 19-12-2015 12:45AM

I'd put a mirror on the floor and just look at it all day

Fleawuss · 19-12-2015 12:47AM

blackcard wrote: »

If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex to what you are now, attracted to the sex you now are but with the memories of how you behaved in your current life, how would you like to think you would manage your love life? (Apologies to gay people)

No apologies needed. It's an interesting situation: manage my love life... Id be patient. Some of the best guys I know as a gay man were the ones who I stuck with and who stuck with me. There's a dimension to people that emerges only over time. So those who reached me, those who connected: patience.

Hammer89 · 19-12-2015 12:48AM

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

You are missing the point. You are now supposed to be attracted to sucking cock.

You're right, but I have the same memories as I do now, so I'm going to remember that I don't particularly want a willy in my mouth. The scenario is ever so slightly flawed unfortunately

blackcard · 19-12-2015 12:48AM

Fleawuss wrote: »

No apologies needed. It's an interesting situation: manage my love life... Id be patient. Some of the best guys I know as a gay man were the ones who I stuck with and who stuck with me. There's a dimension to people that emerges only over time. So those who reached me, those who connected: patience.

I honestly think it would be very educational

jamesbere · 19-12-2015 12:49AM

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

Fixed that for ya

Thanks honey

19-12-2015 12:49AM

I'd join a convent and avoid men altogether. Because most of my fellow men make my toes curl.

Firewalkwithme · 19-12-2015 12:52AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd join a convent and avoid men altogether. Because most of my fellow men make my toes curl.

Would it be a sexy convent?

jeremymurphy · 19-12-2015 12:54AM

blackcard wrote: »

If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex to what you are now, attracted to the sex you now are but with the memories of how you behaved in your current life, how would you like to think you would manage your love life? (Apologies to gay people)

Too complicated to follow for me.

blackcard · 19-12-2015 01:01AM

jeremymurphy wrote: »

Too complicated to follow for me.

Ok, Jeremy, I presume you are a man attracted to females. You come back in your next life as a female attracted to males,but you have memories of how you have behaved in your current life. Will that influence your behaviour?. (For females, substitute male for female and vice versa)

Junkyard Tom · 19-12-2015 01:18AM

blackcard wrote: »

Ok, Jeremy, I presume you are a man attracted to females.

As am I.

You come back in your next life as a female attracted to males

Okay..

but you have memories of how you have behaved in your current life.

I have memories in my current life of being attracted to the opposite sex in my former life, is it?

Noodles81 · 19-12-2015 01:19AM

If I came back as a man I would remember that women are like the weather, so I would let things settle and sort out any problems once the wind and rain has died down. I'd give lots of manly hugs and I would have muscly arms with no tattoos.

I would wonder at why having a penis is some sort of prize though still want a big one! I'd play rugby and be my own man. If I fell in love I would be loyal and trustworthy. I'd expect her to be honest, kind, educated, worldly, not precious but still a lady. I'd like us to be equal partners in crime. Though I would want one of us to rear the kids until school going age and forgo 2nd cars, luxuries etc to make that happen.

Oh and an equal sex drive too of course.

Azalea · 19-12-2015 01:49AM

I'd give unreal head.

everlast75 · 19-12-2015 01:51AM

I'd never leave my bedroom

everlast75 · 19-12-2015 01:51AM

I'd never leave my bedroom

blackcard · 19-12-2015 01:55AM

Noodles81 wrote: »

If I came back as a man I would remember that women are like the weather, so I would let things settle and sort out any problems once the wind and rain has died down. I'd give lots of manly hugs and I would have muscly arms with no tattoos.

I would wonder at why having a penis is some sort of prize though still want a big one! I'd play rugby and be my own man. If I fell in love I would be loyal and trustworthy. I'd expect her to be honest, kind, educated, worldly, not precious but still a lady. I'd like us to be equal partners in crime. Though I would want one of us to rear the kids until school going age and forgo 2nd cars, luxuries etc to make that happen.

Oh and an equal sex drive too of course.

So which one of 'us' would you want to rear the kids, the male or the female?

Azalea · 19-12-2015 01:57AM

blackcard wrote: »

So which one of 'us' would you want to rear the kids, the male or the female?

Isn't it both usually?

I don't understand the thing about women being like the weather though.

Summer wind · 19-12-2015 02:05AM

Was this the plot of a Mel Gibson film. He died and had to come back as a woman.

BreadnBuddha · 19-12-2015 02:06AM

Noodles81 wrote: »

If I came back as a man I would remember that women are like the weather, so I would let things settle and sort out any problems once the wind and rain has died down. I'd give lots of manly hugs and I would have muscly arms with no tattoos.

I would wonder at why having a penis is some sort of prize though still want a big one! I'd play rugby and be my own man. If I fell in love I would be loyal and trustworthy. I'd expect her to be honest, kind, educated, worldly, not precious but still a lady. I'd like us to be equal partners in crime. Though I would want one of us to rear the kids until school going age and forgo 2nd cars, luxuries etc to make that happen.

Oh and an equal sex drive too of course.

No chance. Far too much thinking going on there.

Try:

Fart lots.
Cup and sniff sometimes.
Pick your nose and wipe it under the car seat.
Ask 'Who the feck is Michael Kors anyway?'
Buy power tools.
Pay attention to the specials aisle in LIDL
Pick a sports team to follow.
'Claim' an armchair as yours.
Learn how to delete your browsing history and close google image search in under 2 seconds.
Learn to forget things and how to say 'Really?', 'uh-huh' and 'sounds good' as alternatives to 'What? Can't you see I'm watching the bloody film?'
Shave daily and make blood squares with TP.
Practice leaving the toilet seat up, the way it should be.

19-12-2015 02:08AM

I'd probably go into data analytics, something with a good future, and I'd stay away from the beer a bit more maybe. But dedicats myself more to an arty pursuit in my spqre time.Try to keep an eye on sugar and salt intake too, maybe have a regular exercise routine in place for when that mid 20s calorie catch-up kicks in. Read more. Be kinder. Think slower but deeper.

The sex-life, tbh, would be a lot lower prioritised second time around. And possibly, consequently, a little more successful too.

The gender switching aspect is a troublingly weird one for the op to fixate on and I think maybe I don't address it. Yes, I think so.

blackcard · 19-12-2015 02:10AM

Summer wind wrote: »

Was this the plot of a Mel Gibson film. He died and had to come back as a woman.

What a Woman wants. It painted half the picture accurately/inaccurately. But how would a woman coming back as a man act?

Noodles81 · 19-12-2015 02:12AM

Azalea wrote: »

Isn't it both usually?

I don't understand the thing about women being like the weather though.

Well I think some guys don't get women's moods...not just mine but others. And if I was a man I'd try to understand the hormonal changes as being like the weather. They always move on and are not indicative of the whole person.

I do mindfulness and one meditation is imagining you are a mountain and the seasons change around you. You are not your emotions basically.

I'd distill that idea into a metaphor of the weather. Keep it simple for me to remember in the next life! :-)

If you came back in your next life as a member of the opposite sex?

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