Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

riclad · 14-12-2015 01:43PM

People with large tatoo,s on the hand ,or neck.
= someone with serious issues .
Did you ever meet some one nice and polite with a large tatoo on their hand .
People with a metal nose piercing ,
i think they look weird ,ugly or unhygienic .

Does anyone ever look more attractive or sexy with a piece of metal in their nose ?

jiltloop · 14-12-2015 02:41PM

kidneyfan wrote: »

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.

Oh God, oh God, oh God.

Ash.J.Williams · 14-12-2015 02:43PM

riclad wrote: »

People with large tatoo,s on the hand ,or neck.
= someone with serious issues .
Did you ever meet some one nice and polite with a large tatoo on their hand .
People with a metal nose piercing ,
i think they look weird ,ugly or unhygienic .

Does anyone ever look more attractive or sexy with a piece of metal in their nose ?

depends

OldMrBrennan83 · 16-12-2015 10:47AM

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Kev W · 16-12-2015 10:50AM

riclad wrote: »

People with large tatoo,s on the hand ,or neck.
= someone with serious issues .
Did you ever meet some one nice and polite with a large tatoo on their hand .
People with a metal nose piercing ,
i think they look weird ,ugly or unhygienic .

Does anyone ever look more attractive or sexy with a piece of metal in their nose ?

in answer to all of your questions:

Yeah, loads of people.

Micky Dolenz · 16-12-2015 11:00AM

A few winters ago, I was sitting in my car on a quiet residential street waiting for an appointment with someone. I see this ould fella pottering around his house when all of a sudden he slipped and went head over heels, picture the RTE ice guy. Anyhow, for a good ten minutes he struggled to get up, he was like an overturned turtle, it was hilarious.

Then out of nowhere some wanker dashed in and picked him up. You could see the smug look on his face as he was filled with self satisfaction. No doubt thinking how great he was and not a thought for the poor ould fella.

What a prick.

Large fun bags · 16-12-2015 11:10AM

Cyclists! I just hate everything about them. I've been banned about 20 times from the cycling forum for "letting my feelings known". Finally somewhere I can rant and let off steam. BLOODY CYCLISTS!!!!!! Ah yes. That's a weight off my shoulders.

Maximus Alexander · 16-12-2015 11:20AM

Large fun bags wrote: »

Cyclists! I just hate everything about them. I've been banned about 20 times from the cycling forum for "letting my feelings known". Finally somewhere I can rant and let off steam. BLOODY CYCLISTS!!!!!! Ah yes. That's a weight off my shoulders.

Their lean, slender physiques and heavily muscled thighs and calves. Their environmentally friendly, rapid, healthy, cost effective commutes. Their flagrant disregard for how miserable you are and the tempestuous torment in your soul.

They're just the worst.

Large fun bags · 16-12-2015 11:32AM

Maximus Alexander wrote:

Their lean, slender physiques and heavily muscled thighs and calves. Their environmentally friendly, rapid, healthy, cost effective commutes. Their flagrant disregard for how miserable you are and the tempestuous torment in your soul.

In other words ****

Into The Blue · 16-12-2015 11:38AM

lanos wrote: »

Your grasp of law is on a par with your grasp of English grammar.

How many times did you proof read this to make sure there were no errors???

kidneyfan · 16-12-2015 04:45PM

lanos wrote: »

there is no way in the world that the act of rousing a sleeping passenger by
shaking him gently could be interpreted as assault under the current
definition of assault in Ireland.

Your grasp of law is on a par with your grasp of English grammar.

Your grasp of law and of grammar is on a par with your grasp of other train passengers.

carlostj22 · 16-12-2015 04:51PM

Those miniature women who've the body of 15year old girls but insist on having a rugby player type boyfriend just to compete with their normal sized mates. Ud swear they're promoting pedofilia.

PinkLemonade · 16-12-2015 04:56PM

carlostj22 wrote: »

Those miniature women who've the body of 15year old girls but insist on having a rugby player type boyfriend just to compete with their normal sized mates. Ud swear they're promoting pedofilia.

WTF?

The Sun King · 16-12-2015 05:03PM

carlostj22 wrote: »

Those miniature women who've the body of 15year old girls but insist on having a rugby player type boyfriend just to compete with their normal sized mates. Ud swear they're promoting pedofilia.

Dude, she had a boyfriend. Plenty more fish in the sea.

Brendan Bendar · 16-12-2015 05:10PM

carlostj22 wrote: »

Those miniature women who've the body of 15year old girls but insist on having a rugby player type boyfriend just to compete with their normal sized mates. Ud swear they're promoting pedofilia.

Posts #2 says a it all for me

uch · 16-12-2015 05:14PM

carlostj22 wrote: »

Those miniature women who've the body of 15year old girls but insist on having a rugby player type boyfriend just to compete with their normal sized mates. Ud swear they're promoting pedofilia.

Google a Pic of Wladimir Klitschko and his Missus so

Xenji · 16-12-2015 05:16PM

Somebody wearing a full football kit outside, only seen Liverpool fans do it though, sure there are others though!

sesswhat · 16-12-2015 06:27PM

Xenji wrote: »

Somebody wearing a full football kit outside

You mean footballers?

I would go as far as including anybody who ever wore a sports jersey, even the baby versions, as their parents will almost certainly follow through in their efforts to turn them into complete ****.

Strumms · 16-12-2015 07:20PM

anyone who considers themselves or identifies others as a 'GAA man' or a good 'GAA person'. My local would be frequented by a decent number of people involved with a certain GAA club on the northside of Dublin. They don't have their own clubhouse so they would mainly drink in my local. As you would guess they stick with each others company which is fine and dandy in their O'Neills finery but the general ignorance of them and w*nker factor is is consistent amongst 99% of them. If you are not one of their ilk as in a 'GAA man' or woman for that matter..

1) A hello or any greeting or acknowledgment will be met with an indifferent stare despite the fact that they would at least see you drinking in the same pub as them for 15 years or whatever.

2) They seem to have carte blanche to behave like eejits always shouting to each other instead of talking and everything is funny and laughing is exaggerated to the point of drowning out anyone else's conversation.

3) They are immune to even the most foul bowel shocker flatulence emitted by their cohorts that forces other punters to go into the lounge to drink or the toilet to retch its that bad but they don't bat an eyelid.

4) Anyone's girlfriend is game to be ogled and even the most senior bloke and a perv to the max thinks its ok to chat up 19 year olds and put his arm around them. Casual racism towards floor and bar staff is accepted.

5) There would be more All ireland winners medals in the pub not only historically but currently and you still have these w*nkers who when the pub in jam packed and you tap them on the arm and ask to get past will just look at you and stand there and continue the conversation and roaring at the fella 5 inches away from them without moving.

6) When ordering a drink and plenty of space at the bar have to invade your own space where you are sitting like again you are f*ckin invisible without your O'Neills gear and gobsh*te big mouth and small brain to go with it to the point their isn't enough room to pick up your pint and put it to your mouth..

Basically GAA w*nkers...

Brendan Bendar · 16-12-2015 07:35PM

Jaysus- lot of anger unloaded there.

Fork me!

Strumms · 16-12-2015 07:39PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Jaysus- lot of anger unloaded there.

Fork me!

are you one ? :mad::mad::mad::pac:

Brendan Bendar · 16-12-2015 07:46PM

Strumms wrote: »

are you one ? :mad::mad::mad::pac:

No, and in fairness I know the type you refer to.

Eh....I feel your pain:)

carlostj22 · 16-12-2015 11:16PM

The Sun King wrote: »

carlostj22 wrote: »

Those miniature women who've the body of 15year old girls but insist on having a rugby player type boyfriend just to compete with their normal sized mates. Ud swear they're promoting pedofilia.

Dude, she had a boyfriend. Plenty more fish in the sea.

Add your reply here.

I live work n hang around town, they're fukin everywhere in here pal. Ur right tho plenty more fish in the sea. I'm just jealous cos a little fella myself so its frustrating but that's what this for to vent it.

rubadub · 16-12-2015 11:29PM

Large fun bags wrote: »

Cyclists! I just hate everything about them.

So you are calling yourself and most of your friends & family ****? great stuff, at least you know it. Or have you in fact never been on a bike?

I remember some thread where I questioned if a lad was ever a cyclist himself, he said the last time he was on a bike was one with stabilisers -but from his arguments I reckon he was in his mid thirties and was on his special bike just a year ago and was just jealous of the "bigger boys". Mammy still probably wiped him.

Dirty Dingus McGee · 16-12-2015 11:33PM

Strumms wrote: »

anyone who considers themselves or identifies others as a 'GAA man' or a good 'GAA person'. My local would be frequented by a decent number of people involved with a certain GAA club on the northside of Dublin. They don't have their own clubhouse so they would mainly drink in my local. As you would guess they stick with each others company which is fine and dandy in their O'Neills finery but the general ignorance of them and w*nker factor is is consistent amongst 99% of them. If you are not one of their ilk as in a 'GAA man' or woman for that matter..

1) A hello or any greeting or acknowledgment will be met with an indifferent stare despite the fact that they would at least see you drinking in the same pub as them for 15 years or whatever.

2) They seem to have carte blanche to behave like eejits always shouting to each other instead of talking and everything is funny and laughing is exaggerated to the point of drowning out anyone else's conversation.

3) They are immune to even the most foul bowel shocker flatulence emitted by their cohorts that forces other punters to go into the lounge to drink or the toilet to retch its that bad but they don't bat an eyelid.

4) Anyone's girlfriend is game to be ogled and even the most senior bloke and a perv to the max thinks its ok to chat up 19 year olds and put his arm around them. Casual racism towards floor and bar staff is accepted.

5) There would be more All ireland winners medals in the pub not only historically but currently and you still have these w*nkers who when the pub in jam packed and you tap them on the arm and ask to get past will just look at you and stand there and continue the conversation and roaring at the fella 5 inches away from them without moving.

6) When ordering a drink and plenty of space at the bar have to invade your own space where you are sitting like again you are f*ckin invisible without your O'Neills gear and gobsh*te big mouth and small brain to go with it to the point their isn't enough room to pick up your pint and put it to your mouth..

Basically GAA w*nkers...

They don't sound like GAA **** just **** in general, and believe it or not those type of people tend to be involved in a wide variety of sports.

Whyohwhy? · 16-12-2015 11:57PM

People who look a me funny, or ask me to "please stop doing that" as I rub myself furiously whilst watching gay midget porn on my 10 inch tablet on public transport(without headphones) Dickheads.

(outside the kacks mind you, I'm not a complete nutter.)

Dick phelan · 17-12-2015 12:11AM

People who tell you they are great crack, usually they are either boring, **** or both.

Wes Palmer Lee · 17-12-2015 01:04AM

Someone grossly overweight on the bus from Dublin to Sligo who squashes you against the window and consumes a whole cooked chicken en-route then puts all the bones back in the foil bag and tells you he's going to use them for soup after he introduces himself by shaking your hand with his greasy mit...

The Sun King · 17-12-2015 01:32AM

rubadub wrote: »

So you are calling yourself and most of your friends & family ****? great stuff, at least you know it. Or have you in fact never been on a bike?

I remember some thread where I questioned if a lad was ever a cyclist himself, he said the last time he was on a bike was one with stabilisers -but from his arguments I reckon he was in his mid thirties and was on his special bike just a year ago and was just jealous of the "bigger boys". Mammy still probably wiped him.

Is cycling similar to baptism? Once you're in you can never get out. Cycling your bike as a young fella doesn't make you a cyclist no more than your da letting you drive around an empty car park makes you a driver.

Puibo · 17-12-2015 09:22AM

Men who shop with their wives. Evertbody has heard a wife or two in the next changing room practically dressing the guy. "Turn around now and let me see it from the back".

Im not sure who the wanker is. Probably the guy because he has come to rely on the wife to choose clothes for him.

Actually i think they are both ****!!!

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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