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Do you keep it trim?

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  • #32
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    FrostyJim wrote: »
    Pics or gtfo! :biggrin

    Nah


  • #33
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    You have to keep it under control whether you are single or not. It's just more comfortable having short pubes


  • #34
    Andre 3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭Andre 3000


    I used use a body groomer to blend it in with my treasure trail but I veet all my torso and public area now. And before anyone links those amazon veet links, save ya the effort. Most of those are the concoctions of very bored people. I've veeted my public area for years and never even had a red bump after it once.


  • #35
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    I keep it thick and wild. Provides a cushion for impact.


  • #36
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I'm a plucker :mad:


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  • #37
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I'm a plucker :mad:

    A pheasant plucker?


  • #38
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    cut everyting off with a chainsaw


  • #39
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    A pheasant plucker?

    Or the pheasant plucker's son?


  • #40
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    ur a pleasent fu#ker


  • #41
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Dont be molesting animals, that is bad ok.


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  • #42
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    I smear the whole area with cat food, then get the stray cats to lick it off (they have very sharp tongues)

    Did it once, never again, the itch as it grew back was horrible


  • #43
    Ciderswigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    Andre 3000 wrote: »
    I used use a body groomer to blend it in with my treasure trail but I veet all my torso and public area now...

    I love a treasure trail!


  • #44
    Lights On
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭Lights On


    Have a hair trimmers from when I used to do my own haircuts, works wonders for getting rid of pubes. Doesn't get rid of everything but leaves the perfect amount that it looks tidy. Balls always get a thorough going over though, no better feeling in the world than having a smooth pair of balls!


  • #45
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Male, mine seems to stay short so no. No way would I wax it. :eek: Never mind the pain(including the pain of me punching the head off anyone who would attempt such a thing) but the plucked chicken look doesn't appeal. I'm on the fence on the look with lady parts, but man parts are odd looking enough.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #46
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    An File wrote: »
    Or the pheasant plucker's son?

    I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.


  • #47
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,923 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Make sure your pisser is full so you can blast it with urine to quench the fire.

    That's a sissy way of doing things. The reals man's way is to put the flames out with a few belts of a hammer.


  • #48
    ponzook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭ponzook


    An oul scissors job does the trick every so often. Never shave, the itching is unbearable.

    Now onto my ass. I have to keep my ass hair nice and trim around my anus. I basically have my legs up in the air with a scissors trying to cut it all off. I do this monthly otherwise when I take a ****e the poo gets stuck in the hair and I mean big clumps. I could wipe myself for half an hour and still be stains on the toilet paper from my ass hair. Girlfriend caught me once at it, was a bit of a difficult situation to explain but she laughed in the end.


  • #49
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭waraf


    ponzook wrote: »
    An oul scissors job does the trick every so often. Never shave, the itching is unbearable.

    Now onto my ass. I have to keep my ass hair nice and trim around my anus. I basically have my legs up in the air with a scissors trying to cut it all off. I do this monthly otherwise when I take a ****e the poo gets stuck in the hair and I mean big clumps. I could wipe myself for half an hour and still be stains on the toilet paper from my ass hair. Girlfriend caught me once at it, was a bit of a difficult situation to explain but she laughed in the end.

    Jesus, I've just lost my appetite


  • #50
    ponzook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭ponzook


    waraf wrote: »
    Jesus, I've just lost my appetite

    I can post you some of the hair if you like. Might be nice on ice cream.


  • #51
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    ponzook wrote: »
    An oul scissors job does the trick every so often. Never shave, the itching is unbearable.

    Now onto my ass. I have to keep my ass hair nice and trim around my anus. I basically have my legs up in the air with a scissors trying to cut it all off. I do this monthly otherwise when I take a ****e the poo gets stuck in the hair and I mean big clumps. I could wipe myself for half an hour and still be stains on the toilet paper from my ass hair. Girlfriend caught me once at it, was a bit of a difficult situation to explain but she laughed in the end.

    Ahahahahaha.

    That made me laugh. There's nothing worse than a never ending wipe.


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  • #52
    XR3i
    Site Banned Posts: 6,498 ✭✭✭XR3i


    i have a landing strip


  • #53
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,185 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Keep it tidy.


  • #54
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    XR3i wrote: »
    i have a landing strip
    Jaysus, sure you nearly at the bedroom at that stage.


  • #55
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    When I hit puberty I'll let ye know what I do with it.


  • #56
    P1nkSheep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27 ✭P1nkSheep


    ponzook wrote: »
    An oul scissors job does the trick every so often. Never shave, the itching is unbearable.

    Now onto my ass. I have to keep my ass hair nice and trim around my anus. I basically have my legs up in the air with a scissors trying to cut it all off. I do this monthly otherwise when I take a ****e the poo gets stuck in the hair and I mean big clumps. I could wipe myself for half an hour and still be stains on the toilet paper from my ass hair. Girlfriend caught me once at it, was a bit of a difficult situation to explain but she laughed in the end.

    Dingleberries..


  • #57
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    All off


  • #58
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Thinking of getting a bubble perm in mine.


  • #59
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Wax on, wax off.
    I always lol when someone new does my waxing because first they'll tell you it doesn't need to be done yet and 2nd, they seem to be perplexed that I don't even flinch anymore.

    Could not be dealing with trimming shaving etc
    It's basic hygiene for me


  • #60
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,965 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Just keep it nice and neat


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  • #61
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Wax on, wax off.
    I always lol when someone new does my waxing because first they'll tell you it doesn't need to be done yet and 2nd, they seem to be perplexed that I don't even flinch anymore.

    Could not be dealing with trimming shaving etc
    It's basic hygiene for me

    There's nothing unhygienic about having a full bush. Well, unless you choose to not wash it.


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