Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

Rented Mule · 05-12-2015 06:40AM

The older I get. The longer it takes to wipe my backside.

Gwynplaine · 05-12-2015 10:58AM

Rented Mule wrote: »

The older I get. The longer it takes to wipe my backside.

I'm having to use my other hand. The hand I normally use is injured. Never realised how useless I am without my good hand. For anyone who doesn't know what I mean, try wiping your hole with your other hand. Tip : try time it before you hop in the shower.

Obviously there's bog roll used.

Gaygooner · 05-12-2015 11:52AM

Kissing on the tram- here in Barcelona

xLisaBx · 05-12-2015 11:53AM

More antibiotics, finals starting Monday, what even is life? :pac:

bnt · 05-12-2015 12:51PM

What's a "hampster"? There's no "p" in "hamster", people.

OK, I agree there is P in a hamster, just not in the name ...

Mesrine65 · 05-12-2015 01:03PM

Rented Mule wrote: »

The older I get. The longer it takes to wipe my backside.

Sponge on a stick for you for Xmas

Turtyturd · 05-12-2015 01:09PM

People lacking the self control not to read spoilers.

It's one thing if some sh*tty site spoils it in the headline on their front page but people who see the warnings and continue reading then come out with sh!t like 'I wish I hadn't read it now.' deserve no sympathy.

Menas · 05-12-2015 01:11PM

Game of Thrones trailer has been released.
The show itself will not air until March. FFS!

eisenberg1 · 05-12-2015 01:23PM

That spacer that was swimming in Salthill yesterday....why?

I get it that you must be a pretty good swimmer, but what happens if you get in to difficulty? And I doubt if the dog was enjoying his day out.

Son Of A Vidic · 05-12-2015 01:54PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

That spacer that was swimming in Salthill yesterday....why?

I get it that you must be a pretty good swimmer, but what happens if you get in to difficulty? And I doubt if the dog was enjoying his day out.

An absolute bollocks of the highest order imo. When someone is as irresponsible as that, I couldn't give a crap what happens to them. Just as long as they don't endanger the lives of those who will have to risk theirs to save the sap.

Son Of A Vidic · 05-12-2015 01:59PM

So here we are, ever since the dopes started naming storms, this is the fourth weekend in a row of hurricanes & monsoon rain. The way things are going, we'll be around the alphabet twice before the winter is out.

bodhrandude · 05-12-2015 02:26PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

So here we are, ever since the dopes started naming storms, this is the fourth weekend in a row of hurricanes & monsoon rain. The way things are going, we'll be around the alphabet twice before the winter is out.

I wonder if there is going to be a pause during the storm where everyone can rush out to the shop and get necessities. What time would you get the pause at.

xLisaBx · 05-12-2015 02:43PM

bodhrandude wrote: »

I wonder if there is going to be a pause during the storm where everyone can rush out to the shop and get necessities. What time would you get the pause at.

It's not looking dreadful now unless you're in a flooded area, at least in Kerry anyway:D

KatW4 · 05-12-2015 02:53PM

We're having a Christmas concert in school and I've been teaching the kids the songs. There is one in particular that just won't get out of my head! It's driving me demented!!!

Medusa22 · 05-12-2015 03:13PM

Took 50 minutes and two tubes of hair dye to dye my OH's hair blue. My back is killing me now. This is why I go to the hairdresser to get mine done, I'm too lazy for this!

Son Of A Vidic · 05-12-2015 03:21PM

bodhrandude wrote: »

I wonder if there is going to be a pause during the storm where everyone can rush out to the shop and get necessities. What time would you get the pause at.

Was just thinking the same thing myself earlier and I now regret not buying that wet suit last summer.:(

bodhrandude · 05-12-2015 03:30PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Was just thinking the same thing myself earlier and I now regret not buying that wet suit last summer.:(

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New Home · 05-12-2015 03:54PM

KatW4 wrote: »

We're having a Christmas concert in school and I've been teaching the kids the songs. There is one in particular that just won't get out of my head! It's driving me demented!!!

The mahna-mahna song is a great 'song cleanser', in cases like this. Good luck getting that out of your head afterwards, though.

Son Of A Vidic · 05-12-2015 03:55PM

bodhrandude wrote: »

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Thanks for the offer, but I got it covered.

Menas · 05-12-2015 04:04PM

Arrgh! Front indicator light has just gone on the car. Need to get it replaces asap. But on my car you need the skills and patience of a brain surgeon to do it. And its pissing rain out there.
I am almost tempted to pay halfords to fit the bulb for me..almost.

eisenberg1 · 05-12-2015 04:19PM

Menas wrote: »

Arrgh! Front indicator light has just gone on the car. Need to get it replaces asap. But on my car you need the skills and patience of a brain surgeon to do it. And its pissing rain out there.
I am almost tempted to pay halfords to fit the bulb for me..almost.

Megane?

I used halfords Once, they put the bloody bulb in upside down!

Spanish Eyes · 05-12-2015 04:28PM

So I am sitting in the kitchen, browsing online etc. Heat on full, but there is an air vent high up on the back wall and there is a howling wind coming through it. AAARGH.

No one here today except me. So I get the step ladder. I hate heights and I can't reach the bloody vent to stick a tea towel into it. Feck almighty. All the heat is going out that bloody vent and there is a big wind in the kitchen!

I have to move to the sitting room. I am too lazy to move all my stuff. I am mightily TA'd now.

PizzamanIRL · 05-12-2015 04:35PM

Queuing up in LIDL with 2 items. A lady in front of me loading her 76 items onto the belt takes a look at my delicious cookie and scone and proceeds to load her shopping on.

I know there's no law but how do you sleep at night, knowing you made me wait 4 minutes to make my 10 second transaction? I would never ask someone could I skip ahead of them if I only have a couple of items, then I end up here moaning about it on the internet

fussyonion · 05-12-2015 04:39PM

Why oh why do cars always break down at the very time you can't afford to repair them?

My car has a myriad of things wrong with it at the moment and I'm robbing Peter to pay Paul to get it sorted.

Plus I have to renew my car tax and get together enough money for the insurance in January AND the NCT is due then too.

FML, cars are more hassle than they're worth

Menas · 05-12-2015 04:47PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Megane?

I used halfords Once, they put the bloody bulb in upside down!

No, worse. Volvo.

KatW4 · 05-12-2015 06:52PM

People who promise they'll do something for you but then turn around and refuse. Rude.

KatW4 · 05-12-2015 06:54PM

fussyonion wrote:

Why oh why do cars always break down at the very time you can't afford to repair them?

Always the way. Looks like we all have car problems. My light is gone in the front of the car.

Poochie05 · 05-12-2015 06:54PM

mynameis905 wrote: »

Things that are annoying me at the moment:

- Dark nights and lashing rain. An absolute pain in the hole when you work nights as I do. Going to bed in the dark, getting up in the dark. I thought about heading out for a few pints earlier but there so much rain I'd nearly need a canoe to make it down to the local.
...

Not being smart but this is the same for those of us who work during the day too, just the other way around!

Samsgirl · 05-12-2015 11:02PM

Mr Sam going to the shop and leaving a crap tv prog on and the sky remote just out of reach.

tomwaterford · 05-12-2015 11:07PM

Being sick all week (getting worse

)
And I desided I'd have a glass of whiskey to sweat it out and well one thing lead to another and now I'm raging to go out :mad:

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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