The secret to time travel revealed

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 04:35PM #1

I've been hiding out away from humans for a little while and I think I have a formula for time travel that I wanted to share.

Basically, time is a made up thingy all numbers and stuff right? And time is made based on the earths movements for day and night. right?

The earth spins, but at what speed? In other words if you walked along with the speed of earth at exactly the same pace then time would stand still?

But how can it stand still if days go by, in other words if you traveled at the same pace of time across earth days would still go by even though your travelling to the time dictated by earth.

me_irl · 24-11-2015 04:37PM

Th' f*ck you smokin' bud?

GavRedKing · 24-11-2015 04:37PM

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter......

Das Kitty · 24-11-2015 04:38PM

Joshua5 wrote: »

I've been hiding out away from humans for a little while and I think I have a formula for time travel that I wanted to share.

Basically, time is a made up thingy all numbers and stuff right? And time is made based on the earths movements for day and night. right?

The earth spins, but at what speed? In other words if you walked along with the speed of earth at exactly the same pace then time would stand still?

But how can it stand still if days go by, in other words if you traveled at the same pace of time across earth days would still go by even though your travelling to the time dictated by earth.

Ah. Superman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgsnWtBQm0

Turtyturd · 24-11-2015 04:39PM

GavRedKing wrote: »

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter......

If you pull the key board away from his hands at the same speed his fingers move to hit the keys his newsletter doesn't exist.

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 04:45PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

If you pull the key board away from his hands at the same speed his fingers move to hit the keys his newsletter doesn't exist.

actually only if I'm walking at the pace of the earth in the right direction of time. For that matter what is the right direction.... Like If I walked from now until I die will I stay the same age?

mattaiuseire · 24-11-2015 04:49PM

Joshua5 wrote: »

I've been hiding out away from humans for a little while and I think I have a formula for time travel that I wanted to share.

Basically, time is a made up thingy all numbers and stuff right? And time is made based on the earths movements for day and night. right?

The earth spins, but at what speed? In other words if you walked along with the speed of earth at exactly the same pace then time would stand still?

But how can it stand still if days go by, in other words if you traveled at the same pace of time across earth days would still go by even though your travelling to the time dictated by earth.

So what's this formula?

Thingy² >= numbers and stuff / 24 x 365?

MarkR · 24-11-2015 04:50PM

Joshua5 wrote: »

actually only if I'm walking at the pace of the earth in the right direction of time. For that matter what is the right direction.... Like If I walked from now until I die will I stay the same age?

Put down the pipe, and have a look at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYv5GsXEf1o

eeguy · 24-11-2015 04:52PM

Joshua5 wrote: »

I've been hiding out away from humans for a little while and I think I have a formula for time travel that I wanted to share.

There are so many "No" and "Facepalm" memes on the internet, Grumpy Cat, Captain Picard etc etc.

If AH let me post picture, I would post them all for that comment.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-11-2015 04:52PM

Das Kitty wrote: »

Ah. Superman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgsnWtBQm0

One of the biggest plot holes in cinematic history!

The planet spinning in the opposite direction will not reverse time. Nor will what the OP suggests as he'll notice when he walks/swims across the International Date Line.

Valetta · 24-11-2015 04:54PM

Joshua5 wrote: »

I've been hiding out away from humans for a little while and I think I have a formula for time travel that I wanted to share.

Basically, time is a made up thingy all numbers and stuff right? And time is made based on the earths movements for day and night. right?

The earth spins, but at what speed? In other words if you walked along with the speed of earth at exactly the same pace then time would stand still?

But how can it stand still if days go by, in other words if you traveled at the same pace of time across earth days would still go by even though your travelling to the time dictated by earth.

There's your problem.

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 04:56PM

Valetta wrote: »

There's your problem.

Some humans aren't worth my time.... If I could walk the reverse pace to turn back time and never meet them I would

eviltimeban · 24-11-2015 04:56PM

Put a watch on a train, and watch time travel.

Mesrine65 · 24-11-2015 04:58PM

me_irl wrote: »

Th' f*ck you smokin' bud?

FYP

mad muffin · 24-11-2015 05:02PM

Predestination

Greenmachine · 24-11-2015 05:08PM

Get this man a scholarship to the space academy his brains are to good for this earth.

ChippingSodbury · 24-11-2015 05:10PM

Maybe this guy could help http://www.joe.ie/uncategorized/the-magic-car-that-was-in-two-places-at-the-same-time/32241

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 05:12PM

Greenmachine wrote: »

Get this man a scholarship to the space academy his brains are to good for this earth.

I also have a theory that humans are the planets for germs and bacteria.

c_man · 24-11-2015 05:12PM

You got it messed up OP. The earth is spinning, therefore to counter-act that you need to spin yourself but in the opposite direction of the planet. You don't need to do it too fast, a gradual spin of one revolution per day (but with your body roughly centered and standing) ought to do the trick.

endacl · 24-11-2015 05:12PM

Sleep = time machine to bacon.

smash · 24-11-2015 05:16PM

Way ahead of you OP. I'm actually typing this reply from tomorrow, in your time.

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 05:18PM

smash wrote: »

Way ahead of you OP. I'm actually typing this reply from tomorrow, in your time.

but if I start walking the pace of the earth revolving I won't get it because time will stand still

SEPT 23 1989 · 24-11-2015 05:18PM

If you could jump high enough OP you would technically land back in the past as the earth keeps spinning forward into the future

c_man · 24-11-2015 05:20PM

OP why were you hiding out from humans?

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 05:21PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

If you could jump high enough OP you would technically land back in the past as the earth keeps spinning forward into the future

actually I did consider this in my theory and I'm still undecided. Like although it would me a milli milli second once you move anywhere time changes right. In other words someone at the end of the road is in a different time than you. Because the earth is subdivided into time zones and you can further filter it down if you wish...

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 05:22PM

c_man wrote: »

OP why were you hiding out from humans?

Because I recently lost my faith in humanity...

SEPT 23 1989 · 24-11-2015 05:22PM

c_man wrote: »

OP why were you hiding out from humans?

He is afraid of his formula being stolen

smash · 24-11-2015 05:23PM

Joshua5 wrote: »

but if I start walking the pace of the earth revolving I won't get it because time will stand still

You can't walk at that pace. You need a rocket pack like I have.

24-11-2015 05:24PM

Was hoping for a Titor-esque thread.

Got a terrible re-hash of one of the worst movie plots ever.

Joshua5 · 24-11-2015 05:24PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

He is afraid of his formula being stolen

My time travel can make you forget this ever happened.....

kneemos · 24-11-2015 05:25PM

Joshua5 wrote: »

actually I did consider this in my theory and I'm still undecided. Like although it would me a milli milli second once you move anywhere time changes right. In other words someone at the end of the road is in a different time than you. Because the earth is subdivided into time zones and you can further filter it down if you wish...

The end of your road gets darker earlier.
I suggest selling lightbulbs.

The secret to time travel revealed

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