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Help Me Make A Cocktail

  • 17-11-2015 12:58AM
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Currently dandering home from the pub and I just realised I haven't done a beer run today, but would love a wee nightcap.

    All I have in the house is vodka, port, black rum, ouzo and a tiny drop of Jamie. And orange juice , water and six months out of date ginger ale for mixers.

    Give me something to blow the head off me folks


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  • #2
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASuf8XVA1lk


  • #3
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    You'll need one of those mini umbrellas to make it more like a cocktail. A normal umbrella might do.


  • #4
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Cut of your willie and chop of rats tail and drink yerself into oblivion.


  • #5
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    jamesbere wrote: »
    You'll need one of those mini umbrellas to make it more like a cocktail. A normal umbrella might do.

    And a Hawaiian shirt , the flowery the better.


  • #6
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Currently dandering home from the pub and I just realised I haven't done a beer run today, but would love a wee nightcap.

    All I have in the house is vodka, port, black rum, ouzo and a tiny drop of Jamie. And orange juice , water and six months out of date ginger ale for mixers.

    Give me something to blow the head off me folks

    Throw it all into a pint glass and horse into it.


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  • #7
    Al_Coholic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,319 ✭✭✭Al_Coholic


    try a pina colonic


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbX4DUACYU

    I'll be there in nine days time, no doubt I'll be regaling you all about it .


  • #9
    The Sidewards Man
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    Did you check your fridge?


  • #10
    fleet_admiral
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    Just throw the whole lot together and add a bit of domestos, to balance it out


  • #11
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'll be there in nine days time, no doubt I'll be regaling you all about it .

    I never posted that video! :eek: You must be drunk!


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Did you check your fridge?

    Yep, it's happy out :)


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    I never posted that video! :eek: You must be drunk!

    Why don't we get drunk and screw? :D

    Should have posted that one


  • #14
    syklops
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    Have you any toilet duck in the house?


  • #15
    Gerry Rio
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Gerry Rio


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Currently dandering home from the pub and I just realised I haven't done a beer run today, but would love a wee nightcap.

    All I have in the house is vodka, port, black rum, ouzo and a tiny drop of Jamie. And orange juice , water and six months out of date ginger ale for mixers.

    Give me something to blow the head off me folks

    You do a beer run every day and you're making a potent cocktail at half 12 on a Monday night?

    Think it might be advice of a different kind you need tbh.


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    syklops wrote: »
    Have you any toilet duck in the house?

    Aye, the ensuite dives for cover every time since I drank the neighbour's green chartreuse one Christmas morning.


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Gerry Rio wrote: »
    You do a beer run every day and you're making a potent cocktail at half 12 on a Monday night?

    Think it might be advice of a different kind you need tbh.

    Every Monday. :)

    I work weekends but thank you for your concern, tis most appreciated :)


  • #18
    mallards
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 989 ✭✭✭mallards


    Get yourself some lime juice and you have the makings of a dark and stormy. The only cocktail I'll drink if the bloody pubs would stock ginger beer and when they do, no, a bloody lemon is not all the same thing Mr. Barman!


  • #19
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    If you have some mint choc or choc chip ice cream you could make a mudslide type thingy.

    Put vodka, rum and ice cream into blender and blitz. Nom nom nom.


  • #20
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Im drinking el Jimador. I only bought it as I liked the look of the bottle.

    It's good.


  • #21
    The Backwards Man
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    Witchie wrote: »
    If you have some mint choc or choc chip ice cream you could make a mudslide type thingy.

    Put vodka, rum and ice cream into blender and blitz. Nom nom nom.

    I have the minty ice cream but no blender!

    Can I just fcuk the vodka in the ice cream tub?


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
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    I just came on some Black Bush in the press. Happy Days!


  • #23
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    ..no blender!

    Fine a large jug and then get all your large sharp knives and put insulation tape around all the handles and join them all together.

    You now have a blender.


  • #24
    challengemaster
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I just came on some Black Bush in the press. Happy Days!

    Was she at least good looking? :pac:


  • #25
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Was she at least good looking? :pac:
    Haha, she's beautiful looking and has a smokey tatse!:)


  • #26
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I just came on some Black Bush in the press. Happy Days!

    "In the press"! :D The Irish-est cocktail ever!

    You'll have to call it an 'Immersion'.


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
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    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    I never posted that video! :eek: You must be drunk!

    Oh darling!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnKKlf_FGwg


  • #28
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I have the minty ice cream but no blender!

    Can I just fcuk the vodka in the ice cream tub?

    Aye just make a vodka float.


  • #29
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aye just make a vodka float.
    I'm lapping up the bush now, so all's good!:)


  • #30
    eternal
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Haha, she's beautiful looking and has a smokey tatse!:)

    Thought they could only do that in Bankok.


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  • #31
    The Backwards Man
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    eternal wrote: »
    Thought they could only do that in Bankok.
    Great tailors in Bangkok, a tailor is the only thing a Donegal person would need to go there for


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