Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

Eugene Norman · 15-11-2015 12:42AM

Somebody will along soon claiming they can get into a Pringles can and have a sleep.

fussyonion · 15-11-2015 12:57AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Are you an oddly small person??

Quite the opposite in fact.
I would have thought my arms were considerably thick but people seem to find it weird I can get my arm into a Pringles tube.
I could film myself doing it and upload it but I fear I'd be laughed at.

:D

jimgoose · 15-11-2015 12:58AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Quite the opposite in fact.
I would have thought my arms were considerably thick but people seem to find it weird I can get my arm into a Pringles tube.
I could film myself doing it and upload it but I fear I'd be laughed at. :D

I think the World needs to see the amazing Popeye-armed midget woman fisting a Pringle's tube. Who's with me??

fussyonion · 15-11-2015 01:01AM

jimgoose wrote: »

I think the World needs to see the amazing Popeye-armed midget woman fisting a Pringle's tube. Who's with me??

HEYOR! I never said I was a midget!
:mad::mad:

jimgoose · 15-11-2015 01:04AM

fussyonion wrote: »

HEYOR! I never said I was a midget!
:mad::mad:

Right, right - how about "terrifying, seven-foot Valkyrie molests Pringle's tube! Police baffled!!"

Peregrine · 15-11-2015 01:05AM

Okay, okay, enough chit chat. Let's go back to being angry and leave the midget alone

jimgoose · 15-11-2015 01:08AM

Peregrine wrote: »

Okay, okay, enough chit chat. Let's go back to being angry and leave the midget alone

Awww! I wanna play with the midget!!

Colser · 15-11-2015 01:10AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Awww! I wanna play with the midget!!

Will you post up those pics?:D

jimgoose · 15-11-2015 01:13AM

Colser wrote: »

Will you post up those pics?:D

Hell no!

mud · 15-11-2015 01:14AM

Just remembered this one from last night! When you're out with a group and one person gets so phenomenally wasted that it's obvious they've been skulling pints on the sly. Then they tried to do some kind of Cossack dance that ended up with them bumping into people and just being a nuisance.

Colser · 15-11-2015 01:15AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Hell no!

Well thats trivially annoying:P

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 15-11-2015 01:17AM

mud wrote: »

...it's obvious they've been skulling pints on the sly..

This is hilarious! What do they do; grab another pint, leg it into the jacks & skull it, then come out and sit back down and continue to drink at a slower pace?

Medusa22 · 15-11-2015 01:19AM

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

This is hilarious! What do they do; grab another pint, leg it into the jacks & skull it, then come back out and sit back down and continue to drink at a slower pace?

Well in my younger days I'd just bring a naggin in my handbag and take a few gulps in the ladies toilets so maybe this person did that as well :pac:

(well, I am a classy lady so I still do this on occasion...:o)

Colser · 15-11-2015 01:21AM

Medusa22 wrote: »

Well in my younger days I'd just bring a naggin in my handbag and take a few gulps in the ladies toilets so maybe this person did that as well :pac:

(well, I am a classy lady so I still do this on occasion...:o)

I always bring a big handbag on a night out;)

eternal · 15-11-2015 01:21AM

Medusa22 wrote: »

Well in my younger days I'd just bring a naggin in my handbag and take a few gulps in the ladies toilets so maybe this person did that as well :pac:

(well, I am a classy lady so I still do this on occasion...:o)

You're supposed to slip it into the coke you buy at the bar in a dingy corner under your Levi' s jacket.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 15-11-2015 01:22AM

Medusa22 wrote: »

Well in my younger days I'd just bring a naggin in my handbag and take a few gulps in the ladies toilets so maybe this person did that as well :pac:

(well, I am a classy lady so I still do this on occasion...:o)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin! They said skulling pints though, I'd be mightily impressed if you could hide a pint in your handbag all night, without spilling it

Medusa22 · 15-11-2015 01:22AM

eternal wrote: »

You're supposed to slip it into the coke you buy at the bar in a dingy corner under your Levi' s jacket.

Sometimes I'd do that but other times I'd just knock it back straight

Medusa22 · 15-11-2015 01:24AM

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Crouching Tiger, Hidden naggin! They said skulling pints though, I'd be mightily impressed if you could hide a pint in your handbag all night, without spilling it

The pint wouldn't last the night in my handbag so it wouldn't be a problem :pac:

15-11-2015 01:27AM

they had cherry pepsi max in the shops earlier but no pepsi max

cherry fcukin pepsi max I bet it's rank

eet fuk · 15-11-2015 01:53AM

Anyone who gets on a bus for less than about 5 stops/1 km, especially if it results in further delays at red lights. Just walk it ya lazy sh*te. I suppose it mainly bothers me when the bus is already in town (Dublin in my case), and in heavy traffic. It's bad enough without some fecker getting the bus to stop and pull over so he doesn't have to walk 5 mins from Rathmines to Wexford St.!

Notable exceptions are the elderly/disabled/pregnant.

mud · 15-11-2015 02:28AM

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

This is hilarious! What do they do; grab another pint, leg it into the jacks & skull it, then come out and sit back down and continue to drink at a slower pace?

Go to the bar, order drinks and an extra pint. Horse that pint back while at the bar then bring the full round back and drink their drink away. I'm not making this up. I've seen them at this before.

eternal · 15-11-2015 02:55AM

mud wrote: »

Go to the bar, order drinks and an extra pint. Horse that pint back while at the bar then bring the full round back and drink their drink away. I'm not making this up. I've seen them at this before.

I know someone who used to do this. They are now a complete alcoholic. Behaviour like this is a warning sign of a drinking problem that they can't socialise with their mates without drinking on the sly either before hand or during the night.

TheLastMohican · 15-11-2015 03:32AM

mud wrote: »

Go to the bar, order drinks and an extra pint. Horse that pint back while at the bar then bring the full round back and drink their drink away. I'm not making this up. I've seen them at this before.

An uncle of mine .......... always buys first round ....... includes a double Powers for himself - to be drunk while other drinks are being filled ...... yet I would never call him a heavy drinker.

mud · 15-11-2015 03:39AM

TheLastMohican wrote: »

An uncle of mine .......... always buys first round ....... includes a double Powers for himself - to be drunk while other drinks are being filled ...... yet I would never call him a heavy drinker.

Would he do that for every round or just the first? It's something I've seen a few people do but last night just stood out because we had all travelled together, started the session together and suddenly we had a loose cannon ricocheting around the place

I'm sure I've done it myself on occasion (the sneaky drink thing) but not consistently all night, usually if I'd arrived late at something or needed some Dutch courage.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 15-11-2015 07:03AM

People on FB uploading constant selfies, just fook off!

Menas · 15-11-2015 08:40AM

Speaking of Midgets, I took a MG Midget for a test drive once. I could only drive it with the roof down, my 5ft 11 height was too tall for it!
Bought a MG BGT instead which was great until the brakes failed one day...not too many fail safe mechanism in those cars.

Badly Drunk Boy · 15-11-2015 09:08AM

Two things that annoy me about boards is people referring to Godwin's law and straw man arguments. Sometimes they are used incorrectly, but even if the usage is correct, I still find it really annoying. (Eh, I mean trivially annoyed.)

mynameis905 · 15-11-2015 10:11AM

The epidemic of combining rhubarb (which I love) with ginger (which I cannot abide). Out for dinner last night - rhubarb and ginger creme brulee for desert. Went down to Centra this morning to get jam for my toast - Rhubarb jam? Lovely until I realised that it had ginger added.

Also I really, really wish that restaurants would stop using wooden boards/slates for serving food on. Next time it happens I swear I'll return the dinner and tell them to bring it back on a plate.

Menas · 15-11-2015 10:18AM

Another thing that is annoying is Sunday morning radio. Its basically either repeat chat shows of the Beatles.
Does every music radio station need to have a 'Classic Hits Sunday' and play the Beatles...every sunday?

Savage Tyrant · 15-11-2015 10:39AM

People.... Today, just people.

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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