Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

Badly Drunk Boy · 14-11-2015 08:00PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

They are Vacuum cleaners, not hoovers, that's my TA:D

I've never seen one clean a vacuum. Have you? Mine hooves really well, though...

Badly Drunk Boy · 14-11-2015 08:32PM

mud wrote: »

Also, the stupid touch-pad just changed my FB language to an Arabic looking language so I'll have to look up how to change it back.

First world problems etc.

D'ya see, some people would use that as an opportunity to learn another language, to improve yerself. :pac:

Jim Bob Scratcher · 14-11-2015 09:23PM

Splashback when dropping a john in the can.

Robsweezie · 14-11-2015 09:49PM

take away delivery men, and the fact that they either tap the porch door so quietly you'd barely know they're outside, or they come in and bang down the front door like a garda drug raid. theres no in between.

eternal · 14-11-2015 09:51PM

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Splashback when dropping a john in the can.

Is it Hiroshima in your gaff or wha'?

Jim Bob Scratcher · 14-11-2015 10:08PM

eternal wrote: »

Is it Hiroshima in your gaff or wha'?

Don't tell me you've never experienced some spalshback ?

TrustedApple · 14-11-2015 10:26PM

Waiting for people Jeses what is wrong with people with keeping times.

Maybe i am just to OCD about times if i say 9 i mean 9 not 10.30 LoL.

mud · 14-11-2015 11:53PM

Could someone who is on Facebook please tell me, when you click the blue arrow to get into settings, how far down (for the LOVE OF ZOD) is the languages setting?

As I said earlier, my laptop went nutzoid a while back and now it's in some language that I have no hope of learning :P and is now a mirror image of what I'm used to.

Please help me.

Please.

Peregrine · 14-11-2015 11:56PM

mud wrote: »

Could someone who is on Facebook please tell me, when you click the blue arrow to get into settings, how far down (for the LOVE OF ZOD) is the languages setting?

As I said earlier, my laptop went nutzoid a while back and now it's in some language that I have no hope of learning :P and is now a mirror image of what I'm used to.

Please help me.

Please.

https://www.facebook.com/settings?tab=language

The first one. Edit by clicking the button on the right. Choose English from the drop-down menu. Click the blue button to save.

While you're there, try the English(Pirate) option which is what I use

New Home · 14-11-2015 11:57PM

I don't have FB so I can't help you directly, but as a back up plan why don't you try to load the page through Googletranslate?

mud · 14-11-2015 11:59PM

Peregrine wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/settings?tab=language

The first one. Edit by clicking the button on the right. Choose English from the drop-down menu. Click the blue button to save.

I love you kind stranger.

mud · 15-11-2015 12:03AM

My new TA is that I took my car-key off the ring last night so I could swap cars with my Da for the night. Put it back on in the wrong place and now my house key is not where it usually is and that makes me very unsettled. Will have to risk my nails again wrestling it off and then back on the ring once more. *sigh*

fussyonion · 15-11-2015 12:17AM

You may close the thread. I win the TA of the year with this:

I got a Salt n Vinegar Pringle crumb in my EYE.
In my actual eyeball.
My eye is streaming and the crumb is STILL THERE.
Salt n Vinegar!
Crumb!
IN EYE!

New Home · 15-11-2015 12:18AM

mud wrote: »

My new TA is that I took my car-key off the ring last night so I could swap cars with my Da for the night. Put it back on in the wrong place and now my house key is not where it usually is and that makes me very unsettled. Will have to risk my nails again wrestling it off and then back on the ring once more. *sigh*

Fixed it for you - do this instead

Peregrine · 15-11-2015 12:18AM

fussyonion wrote: »

You may close the thread. I win the TA of the year with this:

I got a Salt n Vinegar Pringle crumb in my EYE.
In my actual eyeball.
My eye is streaming and the crumb is STILL THERE.
Salt n Vinegar!
Crumb!
IN EYE!

That's not trivial. Go see a doctor!

fussyonion · 15-11-2015 12:20AM

Peregrine wrote: »

That's not trivial. Go see a doctor!

It's gone. I've a red eye now.
That'll learn me. Pringles are evil.

mud · 15-11-2015 12:21AM

New Home wrote: »

Fixed it for you - do this instead

What is this sorcery?

Is it a stapler?

fussyonion wrote: »

You may close the thread. I win the TA of the year with this:

I got a Salt n Vinegar Pringle crumb in my EYE.
In my actual eyeball.
My eye is streaming and the crumb is STILL THERE.
Salt n Vinegar!
Crumb!
IN EYE!

Oh that is not trivial! Yowwwwch. Yaaaarrrrr.

Colser · 15-11-2015 12:23AM

fussyonion wrote: »

It's gone. I've a red eye now.
That'll learn me. Pringles are evil.

Just get the green ones and lick them..yum yum.

New Home · 15-11-2015 12:23AM

mud wrote: »

What is this sorcery? Is it a stapler?

It's a staple remover. I suppose a can opener might work too.

New Home · 15-11-2015 12:24AM

Now we all want to know how the pringle crumb got into your eye in the first place...

Peregrine · 15-11-2015 12:28AM

Here's my Pringle related trivial annoyance:

When I offer someone Pringles and they start shaking the tube, holding it sideways and doing all sorts of jittery movements with it to get a Pringle out.

Ffs, I had a perfectly stacked tube of Pringles and you ruined it

fussyonion · 15-11-2015 12:30AM

Peregrine wrote: »

Here's my Pringle related trivial annoyance:

When I offer someone Pringles and they start shaking the tube, holding it sideways and doing all sorts of jittery movements with it to get a Pringle out.

Ffs, I had a perfectly stacked tube of Pringles and you ruined it

My other half finds it weird that I can get my hand, wrist and forearm into the tube.
Surely most people can do that?

jimgoose · 15-11-2015 12:32AM

fussyonion wrote: »

My other half finds it weird that I can get my hand, wrist and forearm into the tube.
Surely most people can do that?

Are you an oddly small person??

Eugene Norman · 15-11-2015 12:33AM

My trivial annoyances are often related to personal space issues.

Hate when a queue bunches up too close so someone breathes down my neck.
If I am on a dart/train seat occupying one of 4 facing seats I hate it when the next person doesn't sit on a diagonal.
Please don't pee beside me in a urinal if there is space somewhere else.

Eugene Norman · 15-11-2015 12:34AM

fussyonion wrote: »

My other half finds it weird that I can get my hand, wrist and forearm into the tube.
Surely most people can do that?

No? Children maybe. Surely no adult men and few women?

Peregrine · 15-11-2015 12:35AM

fussyonion wrote: »

My other half finds it weird that I can get my hand, wrist and forearm into the tube.
Surely most people can do that?

I could get my elbow into it if it was long enough!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 15-11-2015 12:39AM

fussyonion wrote: »

My other half finds it weird that I can get my hand, wrist and forearm into the tube.
Surely most people can do that?

No! Does your picture appear on the side of the Trocaire box too?!

jimgoose · 15-11-2015 12:39AM

Peregrine wrote: »

I could get my elbow into it if it was long enough!

Can I just stop the dissertation on parts of your anatomy that you can insert into a Pringle's tube RIIIGHT there!

Ally Dick · 15-11-2015 12:41AM

That McDonnells food advert with the young tosser who keeps shouting and pulling faces "CHIPS CURRRRYYYYY"

New Home · 15-11-2015 12:41AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I just stop the dissertation on parts of your anatomy that you can insert into a Pringle's tube RIIIGHT there!

Your eye, apparently, but then you'd get crumbs into it, which is painful, or so we're told...

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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