Home and Away and Neighbours etc.

06-11-2015 03:04PM #1

Is every scene in these shows just really good looking people being in the throes of relationship problems, arguing with each other on the beach as if they actually have problems? What a depressing show to watch.

Duckworth_Luas · 06-11-2015 03:08PM

Flamin' Nora!!!

Beefy78 · 06-11-2015 03:09PM

YA FLAMIN' GALAH

Penn · 06-11-2015 03:10PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Flamin' Nora!!!

Strike me roan!

Timberrrrrrrr · 06-11-2015 03:10PM

Throw another shrimp on the barbeeeeeee

jimgoose · 06-11-2015 03:11PM

Now fair dinkum Ailse, Roo's had a bittova rough trot lately.

brevity · 06-11-2015 03:13PM

It's 4 or 5 stories recycled until there is a bush fire and Alf has to don the hard hat and hi-vis and go rescue someone.

jimgoose · 06-11-2015 03:15PM

brevity wrote: »

It's 4 or 5 stories recycled until there is a bush fire and Alf has to don the hard had and hi-vis and go rescue someone.

Alf was a lot better in the old days, before the little shíts took over completely. He used to drive around in his massive Ute, elbow out the window Aussie-style, beer in the other hand steering with his knees and handing out kicks-up-the-hole to gallahs that needed them. Extremely important public service. Ripper bonzer!

brevity · 06-11-2015 03:18PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Alf was a lot better in the old days, before the little shíts took over completely. He used to drive around in his massive Ute, elbow out the window Aussie-style, beer in the other hand steering with his knees and handing out kicks-up-the-hole to gallahs that needed them. Extremely important public service. Ripper bonzer!

When the actor who plays Alf dies I think there will be a national day of mourning in Ireland.

People grew up with Alf and his no nonsense attitude.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 06-11-2015 03:19PM

I miss Mrs Mangle. She was a feisty one!

Bouncer was the star of the show in t'olden days.

The_Valeyard · 06-11-2015 03:19PM

MONO....

doh!!

The Backwards Man · 06-11-2015 03:24PM

Bronwyn and Henry have been out of Neighbours for 25 years. Fcuk me, getting oul!

Gwynplaine · 06-11-2015 03:28PM

All apologising to each on the beach. Nobody has any parents. The school has 1 classroom. The hospital has 1 room. The lads in school are in their mid twenties. No one smokes. If you drink more than 2 bottles of beer there's nearly an intervention.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 06-11-2015 03:30PM

OnionBelt wrote: »

Is every scene in these shows just really good looking people being in the throes of relationship problems, arguing with each other on the beach as if they actually have problems? What a depressing show to watch.

I found the solution was easy. Just don't watch.

My name is URL · 06-11-2015 03:31PM

OnionBelt wrote: »

Is every scene in these shows just really good looking people being in the throes of relationship problems, arguing with each other on the beach as if they actually have problems? What a depressing show to watch.

As opposed to what, Eastenders and the like? :pac:

The Backwards Man · 06-11-2015 03:33PM

Michael Slimy Sarcasm wrote: »

I found the solution was easy. Just don't watch.

I often wonder are you more of a Harold or a Lou type oldie

Turtyturd · 06-11-2015 03:38PM

Does Irene still adopt kids at the drop of a hat?

Duggy747 · 06-11-2015 03:39PM

My name is URL wrote: »

As opposed to what, Eastenders and the like? :pac:

An Eastenders Xmas special is basically misery dialled up to 11 which results in the death of someone while the soft notes of Silent Night plays showing also a montage of more misery from other characters :pac:

As for Home & Away, who could forget that tune:

Hold me in your arms,

Don't let me go,

I want to stay forever,

Closer each daaaaaaaay....

Home and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 06-11-2015 03:39PM

OnionBelt wrote: »

Is every scene in these shows just really good looking people being in the throes of relationship problems, arguing with each other on the beach as if they actually have problems? What a depressing show to watch.

Yes. That's what it's calle a tv show.

jimgoose · 06-11-2015 03:40PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

An Eastenders Xmas special is basically misery dialled up to 11 which results in the death of someone while the soft notes of Silent Night plays showing also a montage of more misery from other characters :pac:

...and Phiw Mitchew delivering his usual line "Oi, Beale! Gunna fump yer, innit!" :pac:

Skullface McGubbin · 06-11-2015 03:41PM

Sometimes I can hardly tell the difference between the two shows since they're so similar. If you were to create a mash up of the two, using clips from both shows in random order, I probably wouldn't suspect anything out of the ordinary.

Duggy747 · 06-11-2015 03:43PM

jimgoose wrote: »

...and Phiw Mitchew delivering his usual line "Oi, Beale! Gunna fump yer, innit!" :pac:

Oi sware, Phiw............I ain't know nuffink!!

06-11-2015 03:46PM

I watched Eastenders for years in school. Too much gritty realism (or so they think), since they leave out the simple fact that real Eastenders like to have a laugh and a good time to counterbalance their everyday misery.

Albert Square must be the murder/divorce/cheating capital of the western world.

SEPT 23 1989 · 06-11-2015 03:49PM

Hitler would have loved these two soaps

wilhelm roentgen · 06-11-2015 03:53PM

Candie wrote: »

Albert Square must be the murder/divorce/cheating capital of the western world.

And not one F word!

jimgoose · 06-11-2015 03:54PM

Candie wrote: »

I watched Eastenders for years in school. Too much gritty realism (or so they think), since they leave out the simple fact that real Eastenders like to have a laugh and a good time to counterbalance their everyday misery.

Albert Square must be the murder/divorce/cheating capital of the western world.

Dummind Strictly Come Dancing - we need Phiw Mitchew vs. Fairly Shítty's Thomas "Mistur Flinn!!" Flynn. Smackdown. Raw is War. I'm a-comin' an' Hell's a comin' with me.

jamesbere · 06-11-2015 03:57PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Hitler would have loved these two soaps

He would of thought they were gas

Old Jakey · 06-11-2015 04:27PM

No casual use of the word ****, no aggressive abos, no drunken bogans fighting each other...piss poor depiction of Aussie life.

This is much better

goose2005 · 06-11-2015 04:31PM

*walks on beach*
*gazes moodily into distance*

Ruu · 06-11-2015 04:32PM

I miss Lance and Martin, they borrowed an army tank and ran over Ceilia's bike.

jimgoose · 06-11-2015 04:33PM

Ruu wrote: »

I miss Lance and Martin, they borrowed an army tank and an over Ceilia's bike.

I actually remember that. That kind of class is very rare these days. :cool:

Home and Away and Neighbours etc.

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