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  • 05-11-2015 04:03AM
    #1
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭


    Mine is, Why do bank/Post Office robber's ''Squeal'' away at high speed drawing attention etc when a ''Hasty Exit'' would suffice ?:confused:


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  • #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    chillin117 wrote: »
    Mine is, Why do bank/Post Office robber's ''Squeal'' away at high speed drawing attention etc when a ''Hasty Exit'' would suffice ?:confused:


    Presumably the bank/Post Office will raise the alarm as they leave?
    Drawing attention is irrelevant at that stage,unless you're concerned about people noticing and identifying you to the police,but who would finger armed robbers?


  • #3
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    How do they get the figs into the figrolls?


  • #4
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    I've asked this before and didn't get a satisfactory answer following an experiment I performed in work using a microwave,a wasp,a bluebottle and some jam.


    Why does it take 50 seconds to microwave a bluebottle to death while a wasp takes under 5 seconds?

    Can anyone explain the disparity in bluebottle and wasp cooking times?


  • #5
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    I've asked this before and didn't get a satisfactory answer following an experiment I performed in work using a microwave,a wasp,a bluebottle and some jam.


    Why does it take 50 seconds to microwave a bluebottle to death while a wasp takes under 5 seconds?

    Can anyone explain the disparity in bluebottle and wasp cooking times?

    Bluebottles have less water in their bodies? Wasps are pretty squishy.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    I've asked this before and didn't get a satisfactory answer following an experiment I performed in work using a microwave,a wasp,a bluebottle and some jam.


    Why does it take 50 seconds to microwave a bluebottle to death while a wasp takes under 5 seconds?

    Can anyone explain the disparity in bluebottle and wasp cooking times?

    I zapped a fly in a microwave and a human walked out of my neighbours microwave.


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  • #7
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Did I see somewhere that Cockroaches are pretty immune to microwaves?


  • #8
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    kneemos wrote: »
    but who would finger armed robbers?

    Their partner / lover I would assume.


  • #9
    S. Goodspeed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭S. Goodspeed


    If I am on an aeroplane that's moving at 500mph say, and I jump up, why do I land back in the same spot rather than a few feet further back down the plane (few feet back = time in the air X aeroplane speed). Like the plane is still moving but why am I? Same applies to a car but it's harder to jump inside a car...


  • #10
    actuallylike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭actuallylike


    How do blind people know when to stop wiping



    seriously


  • #11
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Why are the Kardashians famous?


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    S. Goodspeed wrote: »
    If I am on an aeroplane that's moving at 500mph say, and I jump up, why do I land back in the same spot rather than a few feet further back down the plane (few feet back = time in the air X aeroplane speed). Like the plane is still moving but why am I? Same applies to a car but it's harder to jump inside a car...

    The same way that if you run fast and build up a speed of 500 miles miles an hour and jumped you would move forward at that speed? It's not just the plane aeroplane that's moving forward when you jump, all the passengers are too...


  • #13
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,292 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Why do people start idiotic threads in AH?


  • #14
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I zapped a fly in a microwave and a human walked out of my neighbours microwave.

    How big is your neighbours microwave ?


  • #15
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭chillin117


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Why do people start idiotic threads in AH?

    Why do moany old gits bother to reply ?


  • #16
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    kneemos wrote: »
    who would finger armed robbers?

    I'm guessing the answer would be; the sex offender they end up sharing a cell with.


  • #17
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Why do Gay people always seem to be giving out about something?


  • #18
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Why do Gay people always seem to be giving out about something?

    Yeah, Gay Byrne is always giving out about something!:confused:

    I don't know why.


  • #19
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Why do Gay people always seem to be giving out about something?

    Because they're fed up of waiting for you to come out?


  • #20
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,871 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Why aren't you supposed to button the last button on a waistcoat or jacket?

    If it's not supposed to be buttoned, don't put a button and buttonhole there!


  • #21
    rudders
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 96 ✭✭rudders


    S. Goodspeed wrote: »
    If I am on an aeroplane that's moving at 500mph say, and I jump up, why do I land back in the same spot rather than a few feet further back down the plane (few feet back = time in the air X aeroplane speed). Like the plane is still moving but why am I? Same applies to a car but it's harder to jump inside a car...

    Because an object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an unbalanced force

    The earth is constantly spinning at high speeds (1000 kph) but when we jump we don't move a couple of feet back.


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  • #22
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Why do people start idiotic threads in AH?

    Keeps all them folks in the one thread and limits their stupidity on other threads.


  • #23
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Why do people start idiotic threads in AH?



    Where else would you put them?


  • #24
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Why are the Kardashians famous?

    Because their father was on O.J. Simpson's defence team and everyone involved in that trial became famous.


  • #25
    Upoutdat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 ✭Upoutdat


    God why me? WHY MEEEE?


  • #26
    FrKurtFahrt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭FrKurtFahrt


    Upoutdat wrote: »
    God why me? WHY MEEEE?

    That is your solitary post since April 2013??


  • #27
    Upoutdat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 ✭Upoutdat


    Had another account but cant remember my name. Dementia is cruel boi


  • #28
    QuelleSuprise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭QuelleSuprise


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    How do they get the figs into the figrolls?

    Here you go, good sir!

    youtube.com/watch?v=8VEFOztqwYc


  • #29
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Why does Ireland (a country famous for the volume of beer it drinks) drink so much cheap, watery ****? Think budweiser/carlsberg/coors etc.


  • #30
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    S. Goodspeed wrote: »
    If I am on an aeroplane that's moving at 500mph say, and I jump up, why do I land back in the same spot rather than a few feet further back down the plane (few feet back = time in the air X aeroplane speed). Like the plane is still moving but why am I? Same applies to a car but it's harder to jump inside a car...

    You didn't do anything to introduce an acceleration sideways. So, you will continue to move forward at 500mph because an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. See Newton for further details on this schoolboy physics.


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  • #31
    QuelleSuprise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭QuelleSuprise


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    Why does Ireland (a country famous for the volume of beer it drinks) drink so much cheap, watery ****? Think budweiser/carlsberg/coors etc.

    Well I drink Bud alot, not really the other two as I don't like the taste.

    For me its that I like the refreshing, light taste. I hate most 'craft' beers as they are just too heavy and it tastes like you are drinking fermented bin juice. I like Blue Moon but after two or so, it feels like my stomach has expanded to the size of a basketball.

    AND the whole boll**ks that goes with it. How people are cool and hip to be drinking Ballygobackwards Famous Black Foxhound Stout or some other ****.


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