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  • #32
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Baggy Trousers wrote: »
    I don't believe a bloody word of it!

    Well I got egged earlier while having a puck about with the lads and I gave him a belt with the sliotar so he ran.He had a few more so I guess you could say it was self defence. Butt where do they get these 'eggs' ? They are bigger,heavier and spotted.


  • #33
    citytillidie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,210 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I think there should be an exception in law to allow giving a good clip round the ear to anyone over the age of ten that dresses up for Halloween, including the traditional teenage fancy dress costume of a hoodie and tracksuit bottoms.

    Don't say that around Derry

    ******



  • #34
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    dubscottie wrote: »
    I would watch the next episode of crimecall..

    I can imagine the reenactment:D


  • #35
    Samaris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    Story sounds perfectly plausible to me, BaggyTrousers.

    Bigger, heavier, eggs sounds rather like eggs from a special farm shop, maybe duck or even turkey eggs. They're usually fairly evenly white, but speckles doesn't rule them out. A lot of mainstream shops and supermarkets won't sell kids eggs or flour for a few days around this time of year, but perhaps a farm should wouldn't consider it, figuring those eggs would be too expensive for brats to shell out money for.


  • #36
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Samaris wrote: »
    Story sounds perfectly plausible to me, BaggyTrousers.

    Bigger, heavier, eggs sounds rather like eggs from a special farm shop, maybe duck or even turkey eggs. They're usually fairly evenly white, but speckles doesn't rule them out. A lot of mainstream shops and supermarkets won't sell kids eggs or flour for a few days around this time of year, but perhaps a farm should wouldn't consider it, figuring those eggs would be too expensive for brats to shell out money for.

    I see what you did there:D
    But seriously i'd say your right. Strangly enough my local Supervalu had eggs on sale today but didn't last year. Probably the new manager's idea I suppose.


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  • #37
    CatFromHue
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 18,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭CatFromHue


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Well I got egged earlier while having a puck about with the lads and I gave him a belt with the sliotar so he ran.He had a few more so I guess you could say it was self defence. Butt where do they get these 'eggs' ? They are bigger,heavier and spotted.

    you can get free range corn fed chicken eggs and they're big babies!


  • #38
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Burn down your house, life on the run for you my lad. Might I recommend a great documentary called 'Catch me if you can'.


  • #39
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Eggcelent, would have done the similar thing, but only with few modifications:

    i) Low inner circular strike to egg carton towards ground to void future anti-social tool deployment.
    ii) Medium inner right elbow to face, semi-contact effectively, equating roughly to impact force of couple of eggs at full speed.
    ii) Followed quickly with right knee hook, grab&twist of right arm and safe drop* to ground.
    iv) Quick 3-point leverage medium twist of the (still held) arm to reduce capabilities temporary.
    v) Quick exit.

    The last thing you want is a clawing zombie, and to hear about a nuns head cracking off a *pavement/kerb, so a disarmament and temporary reduction of general future capabilities would be the greatest good & best social policy for all.


  • #40
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Fair play OP.

    Eggsactly the right thing to do.


  • #41
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    you should have kicked him in the face


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  • #42
    Oscar Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,849 ✭✭✭✭Oscar Bravo


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgby7P-IIKw ;)


  • #43
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I'd laugh if the OP has just punched a real but ugly nun in the face.


  • #44
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Op, there is one thing you haven't told us, you left it out of you're post.

    Was zombie lady hot?


  • #45
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Just as well the op was most likely sober,and had the good sense to defend themselves in the right manor. Call me a "keyboard warrior" if you like,but if that stupid c#nt smacked me with an egg the consequences for Sister sh1tebag would be slightly more severe.Especially if I was having if I was an off day,and /or had a few ales on board.I'd have kicked the little guttersnipe within an inch of his poxy little life.

    I love the use of the "guttersnipe" term,a term which is unfortunately dying out.


  • #46
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    deco nate wrote: »
    Op, there is one thing you haven't told us, you left it out of you're post.

    Was zombie lady hot?

    Now there's the real question. I'd like to know this too.

    As for the original question. No bother, be grand...


  • #47
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Dr Turk Turkelton wrote: »
    I love the use of the "guttersnipe" term,a term which is unfortunately dying out.

    Another phrase you dont hear anymore is "that fella is nothing but a wastral"


  • #48
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Nice to see some of you coming out your shells.

    Yeah , that's my coat.


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