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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • #9242
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Neverforgotten wrote: »
    I am on the bus and someone is whistling since he got on. Seriously, it makes me want to hurt people

    twitch


  • #9243
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    ORGANIC HONEY


    Bees, thousands of the buggers, collect from plants within a three to four Km radius. How in the **** can you guarantee that all that flora is organicly grown?


  • #9244
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    twitch

    Twitch and blood pressure rapidly rising..


  • #9245
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Colser wrote: »
    Twitch and blood pressure rapidly rising..


    Where I worked before a member of the pubic used to come in about twice a year and spend the entire afternoon in the waiting area whistling his way through every musical known to man. I don't think I have ever felt such hatred for one person before or since!


  • #9246
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Not a TA but an observation I have just made....
    jimgoose wrote: »
    Say 'tain't so, Thomas. Please do. A half-hunderd of coal roaring in the fireplace, camembert and port and all manner of good things on the coffee-tables, one's Daimler burbling gently through the snow-strewn streets, laden with presents while the footman throws roast chestnuts through the windows to the urchins without. What, I ask of thee, is not to like?? :cool:

    Breaking News: jimgoose & Aongus VonBismark believed to be the same person.



    .........................:pac:


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  • #9247
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Where I worked before a member of the pubic used to come in about twice a year and spend the entire afternoon in the waiting area whistling his way through every musical known to man. I don't think I have ever felt such hatred for one person before or since!

    Sorry, I couldn't resist :pac::D


  • #9248
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Not a TA but an observation I have just made....



    Breaking News: jimgoose & Aongus VonBismark believed to be the same person.



    .........................:pac:

    I dont know Corvus..I just cant picture Aongus scoffing a kebab:D


  • #9249
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Colser wrote: »
    I dont know Corvus..I just cant picture Aongus scoffing a kebab:D

    He would, but only a bespoke handcrafted one..:pac:


  • #9250
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,180 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Colser wrote: »
    I dont know Corvus..I just cant picture Aongus scoffing a kebab:D


    I didn't want to picture jim eating a kebab... :(


    Cheers for that mental image Colser :pac:


  • #9251
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    I didn't want to picture jim eating a kebab... :(


    Cheers for that mental image Colser :pac:

    He may pop in with a very long detailed description Jack so brace yourself:D


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  • #9252
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Sorry, I couldn't resist :pac::D

    Cringe... er damn autocorrect :o (not)


  • #9253
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    That buck-ape the IndaKinny() is usually good for a TA or three, but he's really irked me this time. It turns out that the talk of deploying the army against the citizenry of the State in order to protect "The Banks" was only a contingency idea. I swear to Cheeses a President and Commander-in-Chief worth the title would march the lot of them out of Leinster House at rifle-point and intern the fcukers in the Curragh. :mad:


  • #9254
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    ...jimgoose & Aongus VonBismark believed to be the same person.



    .........................:pac:

    Not possible, chief - AvB is a BMW pervert. :D


  • #9255
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Colser wrote: »
    He may pop in with a very long detailed description Jack so brace yourself:D

    Haven't had a kebab for a good long while, but only the other day I had a brace of huge sloppy beef-curtainsburgers dripping with burger sauce, if that's any good to you! :D


  • #9256
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Haven't had a kebab for a good long while, but only the other day I had a brace of huge sloppy beef-curtainsburgers dripping with burger sauce, if that's any good to you! :D

    There you go now OEJ..picture that one:D


  • #9257
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    And another thing - the next inbred bearded chinless wonder to utter the word "Movember" shall have a hefty computer monitor embedded in their frontal lobe.


  • #9258
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    And another thing - the next inbred bearded chinless wonder to utter the word "Movember" shall have a hefty computer monitor embedded in their frontal lobe.

    Every month is f*cking Movember lately :(


  • #9259
    Tzardine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,883 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    People who leave the foil thing inside the butter tub should be rounded up and shot in the face.


  • #9260
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,655 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    KatW4 wrote: »
    My bf said he'd be finished playing the Playstation in 10 minutes. That was 45 minutes ago. The git. Worst part is that it's that farm game yet he is a farmer and spends all day doing the work in real life. Haha I don't understand boys at all!

    What farm game? On the Playstation? Find out and get back to us.


  • #9261
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    What farm game? On the Playstation? Find out and get back to us.

    Farm Simulator 15 .... Looks mind numbingly boring.


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  • #9262
    mud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Savage Tyrant wrote: »
    Farm Simulator 15 .... Looks mind numbingly boring.

    My 11-year-old nephew is obsessed with this game.


  • #9263
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,655 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Savage Tyrant wrote: »
    Farm Simulator 15 .... Looks mind numbingly boring.

    haha. What a legend. Farmer playing Farm Simulator in the evening. :D


  • #9264
    nicki11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭nicki11


    I'd recommend ark never got the appeal of straight farming games, in ark you can farm, build, explore and tame dinos or you can be frustrated by how slow fake tractors are o.0


  • #9265
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    nicki11 wrote: »
    I'd recommend ark never got the appeal of straight farming games, in ark you can farm, build, explore and tame dinos or you can be frustrated by how slow fake tractors are o.0

    If I was to become addicted to a videogame, it would be Euro Truck Simulator. I could see myself building a replica of a Scania Topline dash in my attic and installing a dumb-waiter so I wouldn't starve to death. :D


  • #9266
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Throwing out a percentage to make a point. It is a figure just pulled out of the air with no real thought gone into it. I notice near enough to 89% of posters on here do it and it gets on my tits.


  • #9267
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I have a train simulator game and Euro Truck sim.

    Farming sim would be a step too far though.:p


  • #9268
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Every month is f*cking Movember lately :(

    I blame movember for starting this beard trend. Most of the bearded fellas at work started growing theirs for movember a few years ago.


  • #9269
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Aldi were all sold out of their 24-packs of crisps today.
    I wanted to get them for the trick-or-treaters as I don't have enough sweets.
    Asked if they were getting any more in and they said "Next week."
    Now what do I do?

    I have lots of fruit? :D:D


  • #9270
    miezekatze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    fussyonion wrote:
    Aldi were all sold out of their 24-packs of crisps today. I wanted to get them for the trick-or-treaters as I don't have enough sweets. Asked if they were getting any more in and they said "Next week." Now what do I do?

    Try Lidl :) got mine there the other day. Or go out that evening/ pretend you're not home.


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  • #9271
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »
    Throwing out a percentage to make a point. It is a figure just pulled out of the air with no real thought gone into it. I notice near enough to 89% of posters on here do it and it gets on my tits.

    Statistics are a load of aul bollox. 81% of all white males over the age of fifty five know this.


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