Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

Flukey · 28-10-2015 01:50PM

A fleet of dodgy roof repairers are heading as fast as they can to Sligo from all parts of the country as we speak.

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:50PM

Does he have CCTV coverage of them so to speak?

neris · 28-10-2015 01:51PM

For a man who used to work in the probation service joe seems easily shocked at what criminals do and the damage they cause. He really is a pinko simpleton

SEPT 23 1989 · 28-10-2015 01:51PM

35 miles to your nearest garda station:eek:

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:51PM

Did he have insuredance?

somesoldiers · 28-10-2015 01:51PM

Didn't Joe have a whole show recently telling us how to disable alarms

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:52PM

He should have got a sniper rifle when he heard the alarm and setup camp where he had a clear view of them on the roof.

somesoldiers · 28-10-2015 01:52PM

Expanding foam....clever

Hamilcar · 28-10-2015 01:52PM

Rural Crime has gone through the roof

Dan Jaman · 28-10-2015 01:52PM

Flukey wrote: »

A fleet of dodgy roof repairers are heading as fast as they can to Sligo from all parts of the country as we speak.

With some replacement Banger slates.

somesoldiers · 28-10-2015 01:53PM

This sounds like how to complete one of the missions on Grand Theft Auto

Dan Jaman · 28-10-2015 01:53PM

Expanding foam in the box was on Mission Impossible in the 70s.

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:55PM

Do they look like their day jobs might involve doing dodgy roof work?

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:56PM

"No ID on the vehicle they used?", eh yes they drove up with it in full view along with their mobile number plastered on the side of it, idiot.

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:56PM

An inside job so to speak?

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:57PM

"Non nationals", they were from space.

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 01:58PM

Cigarettes should be sold at state run premises to stop this type of crime.

Flukey · 28-10-2015 01:58PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

This sounds like how to complete one of the missions on Grand Theft Auto

This is in rural Ireland, so they use the other version: Grand Theft Vehicle.

Sittingpretty · 28-10-2015 01:59PM

"sheerly"?

Jesus. Can he pronounce anything correctly?!

Flukey · 28-10-2015 01:59PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

"Non nationals", they were from space.

That'd explain how they landed on the roof.

SEPT 23 1989 · 28-10-2015 01:59PM

the only answer is guns

somesoldiers · 28-10-2015 02:00PM

1 of the staff know more than they are letting on

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 02:01PM

A thatched roof would probably be your best option, would be a bitch to get through with hammers and other tools they would have.

Dan Jaman · 28-10-2015 02:01PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

1 of the staff know more than they are letting on

#1 Suspect: Disgruntled Former Employee.

somesoldiers · 28-10-2015 02:02PM

Aren't Corrib Gas great

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 02:03PM

Those idiot parents, throw that tool out on his hole.

somesoldiers · 28-10-2015 02:04PM

Get on with it

my friend · 28-10-2015 02:04PM

Alcoholism is a choice, not a disease

A narcisists choice, ever notice how they 'suffer' ? It's not the dickhead that suffers it's the ones they're tied to.

neris · 28-10-2015 02:05PM

Joes obviously never been the victim of crime or had his mid terrace 3 storey on the clontarf road robbed

Atlantic Dawn · 28-10-2015 02:06PM

Why not increase his rent to the full amount he is getting on disability and then give him an allowance. He's probably not paying a cent because his parents are idiots and let him live rent free all his life.

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