Trivial things that annoy you part 479

fiachr_a · 24-10-2015 01:33PM

We lose Billy Walsh but gain 4000 Syrians.

fussyonion · 24-10-2015 03:19PM

Forgetting to get yourself something nice for lunch.

I was shopping and spotted a Mexican restaurant in the shopping centre as I was going up the escalator. I said to myself "I'll get a burrito on my way back".

Went off, did my bits and pieces, left the shopping centre; it was only as I was driving out into traffic that I realised I forgot my burrito.
And that made me want it even more.

But I was stuck in traffic and I couldn't be bothered going back.
Ended up having a wholegrain toasted sandwich....didn't hit the spot like a burrito would have

justchecked · 24-10-2015 03:31PM

When in the kitchen.

Ah, a good friend approaches, Im sure they can see that I am using this facility and will wait the required 40 seconds for me to quickly finish before taking their turn, since they are evolved beyond baboon level and do have a modicum of patience.

But nae.

sorry can i just:
-(open this press door in your face)
-(push you aside like you're not even there)
-(take your water/utensils/last cup)
-(piss in your face)
-(back you into a corner)

no you cant, now fvck off.

Yes your honor I killed him.

-20 years for you

Ah, but I said "sorry can I just".

-Oh ..... I see...well ...well....thats ok then, since saying 'sorry can I just' means you can do whatever you like, a bit like hazard lights allow a van driver to park anywhere he wants, thats how it works.

Notavirus.exe · 24-10-2015 05:03PM

That Java updater thing pisses me off. I couldn't be bothered to update Java.

Also, AVG hassles me to restart my computer when it updates.

Notavirus.exe · 24-10-2015 05:07PM

10 = Ten

100 = One hundred

1000 = One Thousand

10000 = What's this?

100000 = What's this?

1000000 = One million

On my nerves ever since I first learned to count.

Menas · 24-10-2015 05:09PM

Notavirus.exe wrote: »

10 = Ten

100 = One hundred

1000 = One Thousand

10000 = What's this?

100000 = What's this?

1000000 = One million

On my nerves ever since I first learned to count.

I never noticed that before....and I know this is going to bug me now...dont know whether to thank you or curse you!

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2015 05:45PM

Notavirus.exe wrote: »

10 = Ten

100 = One hundred

1000 = One Thousand

10000 = What's this?

100000 = What's this?

1000000 = One million

On my nerves ever since I first learned to count.

Menas wrote: »

I never noticed that before....and I know this is going to bug me now...dont know whether to thank you or curse you!

I can't help but get the feeling I'm missing something incredibly obvious here...

Is it something to to with bits, bytes, megabits and megabytes?

Has it something to do with Notavirus.exe being annoyed by antivirus software?

That's going to annoy me now for the evening! I love cryptology, spotting patterns and all that stuff, but I'm no good at riddles

Colser · 24-10-2015 05:48PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I can't help but get the feeling I'm missing something incredibly obvious here...

Is it something to to with bits, bytes, megabits and megabytes?

Has it something to do with Notavirus.exe being annoyed by antivirus software?

That's going to annoy me now for the evening! I love cryptology and all that stuff, but I'm no good at riddles

I thought it was that ten thousand and a hundred thousand should be called one something.Now Im confused and a bit TAd as well (a very small bit but still..)

Menas · 24-10-2015 05:51PM

Colser wrote: »

I thought it was that ten thousand and a hundred thousand should be called one something.

That what I think it is...and I am bugged. Why does a million get its own title? What it is not called a ten hundred thousand?
!

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2015 05:56PM

Just turned on the beta out of curiosity on the touch site... jesus christ you'd want the thumbs of a child! :pac:

Nah, that's just not going to fly for me at all at all, the people still using m.boards will have a fit if their beloved "Boards on a diet" gets turned off in favour of this mobile data hungry monster! :eek:

EDIT: Trying to find the "Submit reply" button, 'twas hidden behind the page numbers button, and there's no attachment upload facility for screenshots either. It is still in beta I suppose in fairness.

Colser · 24-10-2015 05:57PM

Menas wrote: »

That what I think it is...and I am bugged. Why does a million get its own title? What it is not called a ten hundred thousand?
!

No the million is ok imo but the other two should have their own name as they are multiples of 10 similar to 100,1000 and 1000000.

NOS3 · 24-10-2015 06:02PM

Jars with tight lids. :mad:

Charlie19 · 24-10-2015 06:07PM

I didn't like when a supervisor would demand a standard of work that he wouldn't be able to produce himself.

Colser · 24-10-2015 06:12PM

Charlie19 wrote: »

I didn't like when a supervisor would demand a standard of work that he wouldn't be able to produce himself.

When I can hear my boss on personal calls and see them on social media ect when Im snowed under with work Im fit to be tied.If I EVER see them on boards then that will be the final straw and I will do damage:mad::D

Notavirus.exe · 24-10-2015 06:24PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I can't help but get the feeling I'm missing something incredibly obvious here...

Is it something to to with bits, bytes, megabits and megabytes?

Has it something to do with Notavirus.exe being annoyed by antivirus software?

That's going to annoy me now for the evening! I love cryptology spotting patterns and all that stuff, but I'm no good at riddles

I'm laughing to myself right now. I genuinely didn't complain about AVG just to make a reference to my name. That was a coincidence, I swear!

It's not a riddle and it has nothing to do with bits, bytes, etc.

TheNobleKipper · 24-10-2015 07:28PM

Colser wrote: »

No the million is ok imo but the other two should have their own name as they are multiples of 10 similar to 100,1000 and 1000000.

Just be glad you're not French so!

Colser · 24-10-2015 07:35PM

TheNobleKipper wrote: »

Just be glad you're not French so!

Pourquoi dis-tu cela?;):p

Samsgirl · 24-10-2015 07:37PM

The Three network. Why did thy have to go and take over O2??? It was all working perfectly fine before they merged.
Nothing but hassle with the network. No phone coverage for most of yesterday and today. Broadband is practically non existant also. Sick to the back teeth of them.

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2015 07:49PM

Colser wrote: »

Pourquoi dis-tu cela?;):p

Check out miss fancy pants eh!

TA: Neighbours.

No, not the television soap (although that's also TA), but the bulb wrecker next door. I won't even...

mynameis905 · 24-10-2015 08:01PM

Samsgirl wrote: »

The Three network. Why did thy have to go and take over O2??? It was all working perfectly fine before they merged.
Nothing but hassle with the network. No phone coverage for most of yesterday and today. Broadband is practically non existant also. Sick to the back teeth of them.

I hate when that happens. Virgin has taken over UPC now also and I can't sign in to get my bills on their shítty website.

Comic Book Guy · 24-10-2015 08:02PM

When you are pulling into a filling station behind another car. There are 2 free pumps in line with each other. Instead of driving past the first one to go to the far one to allow you use the first one the other car will do a crap park job at the first one making it ultra awkward for you to have to squeeze by him to reach the other pump. :mad:

(Hope ye get the jist!!!)

Colser · 24-10-2015 08:06PM

Comic Book Guy wrote: »

When you are pulling into a filling station behind another car. There are 2 free pumps in line with each other. Instead of driving past the first one to go to the far one to allow you use the first one the other car will do a crap park job at the first one making it ultra awkward for you to have to squeeze by him to reach the other pump. :mad:

(Hope ye get the jist!!!)

Im not just saying this on here I really would insist that he move up to the other pump. Thats beyond trivial imo

TheNobleKipper · 24-10-2015 08:14PM

Colser wrote: »

Pourquoi dis-tu cela?;):p

Quatre-vingt-dix-neuf par exemple?;)

Whitewinged · 24-10-2015 08:25PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

TA: Neighbours.

No, not the television soap (although that's also TA), but the bulb wrecker next door. I won't even...

Thats terrible jack. With a little understanding you can find the perfect blend. Neighbours should be there for one another. Thats when...good neighbours...become...good friends

Colser · 24-10-2015 08:28PM

Whitewinged wrote: »

Thats terrible jack. With a little understanding you can find the perfect blend. Neighbours should be there for one another. Thats when...good neighbours...become...good friends

:D:D Sorry Jack.Now tell us what they did to your bulb and we will come around and sort them out:(

KatW4 · 24-10-2015 10:03PM

My hairdresser is closing. I had my very first haircut with her and she really understood how I liked my hair especially because it's so big. Now I have to try and find someone new.

One eyed Jack · 24-10-2015 10:06PM

Colser wrote: »

:D:D Sorry Jack.Now tell us what they did to your bulb and we will come around and sort them out:(

You'd best bring a bottle of wine Colser

Genuinely nice chap, but far too much "joie de vivre" for my liking. I was coming home from work the other night and he didn't seem his usual self, I was feckin' sorry I asked him afterwards was everything ok because he kept me talking for three hours, fascinating stories and all, but my ears just weren't able for it

I called over to do a few small jobs on his laptop tonight, and when I came back up to have my dinner, he called me about five times to come back over and show him how to do something or other on the laptop. Each time I got home I was praying he wouldn't call again :pac:

Now I'm sitting here with a glass of baileys and ice, and I'm hoping that's the last I've heard of him for tonight!

My wife usually entertains him, and just now I asked her would she say he was attractive (thinking of the other thread), and she said "Well, he's not ugly, something about him alright"... my wife, queen of the roundabout answer, there's another TA:

"What colour is grass?"

"Well it's not blue!"...

Just...

They'd probably be well matched tbh, now I think about it :pac:

Colser · 24-10-2015 10:14PM

Are you jealous Jack?

Its Saturday night and we are both drinking so no cryptic posts please:pac:

Whitewinged · 24-10-2015 10:57PM

Colser wrote: »

Are you jealous Jack?Its Saturday night and we are both drinking so no cryptic posts please:pac:

Well he's "not ugly" but he's not tech savvy and slightly annoying so i think your alright Jack, no need to be jealous

eternal · 25-10-2015 12:39AM

I went out for the Jazz and now I smell all smoke like. I reek of fags and i can't figure out why. It's too late to wash now.

Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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