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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #1412
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    Skanger couple on Henry St, She heavily pregnant and wearing ''Mum To Be'' T shirt, Him wearing ''Dad To Be'' T shirt. ?


  • #1413
    lanos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭lanos


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Tbf, any time I'm overtaken dangerously on the motorway, it's usually some cünt in an Audi and it tends to colour my opinon of Audi drivers in general.

    I'm not sure how somebody can overtake you dangerously on a motorway.
    there is no oncoming traffic
    you are in the left or middle lane and he is in the middle or right lane.
    what's dangerous about the manoeuvre ?


  • #1414
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Does this actually happen?

    I've never come across it & quite frankly wouldn't understand it if I did :confused:

    I've not met anyone with no lenses in their specs, but met a few who wear glasses with plain glass, i.e. not prescription.

    ****.

    On a separate note, something that really bugs me but maybe not enough to brand the person a wanker, is people who pronounce the H in Thomas, or the second H in height.

    Actually the height people are ****. The end of height is ht, not th.

    ****.


  • #1415
    FISMA.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭FISMA.


    Boring username wrote: »
    What sets your alarm bells ringing that someone is a bit of an arsehole?

    Dublin accent.


  • #1416
    LuckyFinigan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭LuckyFinigan


    People who come out with statements like "the universe will provide for me" usually crusty hippy/hipster types.


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  • #1417
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    LuckyFinigan wrote: »
    People who come out with statements like "the universe will provide for me" usually crusty hippy/hipster types.
    Or just bone idle.....


  • #1418
    Shield
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,862 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    Someone wearing a uniform is NOT necessarily a toilet location expert.


  • #1419
    NIMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,840 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Men in their 40s wearing pastel coloured skinny jeans.


  • #1420
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    People who wear suits in their day to day and choose to wear it at weekends too


  • #1421
    Teafor two12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Teafor two12345


    being me :-P


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  • #1422
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    smurgen wrote: »
    People who wear suits in their day to day and choose to wear it at weekends too

    What would you prefer they wear?


  • #1423
    Teafor two12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Teafor two12345


    Kev W wrote: »
    What would you prefer they wear?

    Bikinis! :-D Even the men! :-P


  • #1424
    Teafor two12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Teafor two12345


    They can wear them over their suits if they want to!


  • #1425
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Teafor two12345 wrote: »
    Bikinis! :-D Even the men! :-P

    Side splitting jokes aside though, what would you prefer they wear?


  • #1426
    Teafor two12345
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Teafor two12345


    Kev W wrote: »
    Side splitting jokes aside though, what would you prefer they wear?

    Erm well it wasn't me who gave out about the suits. I think variety is nice. I think a man in casual stuff is nice but in a suit can be quite dashing occasionally.

    But really they should wear what they like! What feels comfy! But sometimes a guy in a suit is just ..oooh. But it's more of a special occasion thing. Jeans and sweater etc is nice too!

    I do like a guy in a suit occasionally.


  • #1427
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Teafor two12345 wrote: »
    Bikinis! :-D Even the men! :-P

    Casual clothes.wear suits all week.the tie feels like a chain by the weekend.for people who want to look important.


  • #1428
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    smurgen wrote: »
    Casual clothes.wear suits all week.the tie feels like a chain by the weekend.for people who want to look important.

    That might be how you feel about it but is everyone required to agree?

    Do you think some men maybe wear suits because they like to?


  • #1429
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    People who post right wing stuff on facebook without fully understanding right wing politics or politics in general.


  • #1430
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Anyone who says "good man" rather than "thanks".

    It's subtle, but trust me, they're an idiot


  • #1431
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Anyone who says "good man" rather than "thanks".

    It's subtle, but trust me, they're an idiot

    Same goes for "Good Girl",idiot and creepy imo


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  • #1432
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Any boards poster who jumps straight in after an OP with a "hilarious" post. There's a few knocking around, but one man in particular is a chronic offender


  • #1433
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Kev W wrote: »
    That might be how you feel about it but is everyone required to agree?

    Do you think some men maybe wear suits because they like to?

    You're really not getting this thread. He thinks these people are ****. That's his opinion. It's not yours. That's fine.


  • #1434
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    You're really not getting this thread. He thinks these people are ****. That's his opinion. It's not yours. That's fine.

    I get the thread. Responding to posts is not forbidden. I have questions, so I'm asking. If you don't like it, that's fine.


  • #1435
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    If they were in the audience at last night Country N Irish Late Late Show special then they are ****..


  • #1436
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    a "hilarious" post.

    On that note, and as a follow up the height wankerth...

    People who insist on saying "an" instead of "a" because the next word starts with "h".

    I'm sure some English teacher will tell me that there's a rule somewhere that means you can use "an" because sometimes the h is silent, like in honour, or hour.

    But if you insist on saying an horrendous incident, or an hilarious situation etc, then you are an wanker.


  • #1437
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    DrPhilG wrote: »
    On that note, and as a follow up the height wankerth...

    People who insist on saying "an" instead of "a" because the next word starts with "h".

    I'm sure some English teacher will tell me that there's a rule somewhere that means you can use "an" because sometimes the h is silent, like in honour, or hour.

    But if you insist on saying an horrendous incident, or an hilarious situation etc, then you are an wanker.


    People probably do that because much easier to say the above and more flow to the phrase than saying it was "a hilarious incident"


  • #1438
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,938 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    People probably do that because much easier to say the above and more flow to the phrase than saying it was "a hilarious incident"

    Maybe it's an accent thing but "a hilarious" sounds far more natural to me than "an hilarious". Do these people live in an house?

    I have yet to hear someone say" an horrendous" anything where it did not sound stupid or forced.


  • #1439
    Mr_Muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭Mr_Muffin


    Anyone with a tribal tattoo.


  • #1440
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Kev W wrote: »
    That might be how you feel about it but is everyone required to agree?

    Do you think some men maybe wear suits because they like to?

    Where did I say everyone was required to agree?what's your problem?


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  • #1441
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Anyone with a soul patch.


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