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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Everything is annoying me today so if the world could just form an orderly queue and then **** off quietly I'd appreciate it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I got my tongue pierced years ago and I haven't been able to blow a bubble since :(

    *Points and laughs like Nelson from The Simpsons*.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    selous wrote: »
    Driving to work this morning, 85km down, 2 to go, oil light started flashing turned off stereo, heard a strange loud flicking/ticking noise coming from engine, pressed the clutch, car died, waited a few minutes, started again same noise, got off the motorway at a roundabout, died with a CLUNK all dash lights on, never had an ounce of bother in 155600km, now this,
    It didn't sound cheap,
    In the lap of the gods now, well the main dealer (cringe)
    That sounds non-trivial, to be honest. Hope it's nothing too serious.


    Garage STILL haven't looked at it, but when I rang yesterday, he told me the engine will probably have to come out.......so not trivial anymore...:(:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People who are stingy with money. P1sses me off so much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Can a week go by without gremlins affecting this site? Every post I've tried to make, takes about 2 minutes to actually post into a thread :(. And I've had to log in and out multiple times because I'm getting this.

    I can't see any links, tabs, usernames, titles ect. Fecking crazy shít and it's getting real tiresome.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    selous wrote: »
    Garage STILL haven't looked at it, but when I rang yesterday, he told me the engine will probably have to come out.......so not trivial anymore...:(:(

    They rang, I fell out of my shoes :eek:, window shopping for another car now. wasn't trivial after all. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭TheNobleKipper


    selous wrote: »
    They rang, I fell out of my shoes :eek:, window shopping for another car now. wasn't trivial after all. :(

    Good luck! Something similar happened to me recently but I was lucky and found a "new" car soon, so there is hope :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    Good luck! Something similar happened to me recently but I was lucky and found a "new" car soon, so there is hope :)

    I loved that car...twas my first new one, I was prepared for a 3-4k estimate I wasn't even half way there, :( (again)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    In one of the chill insurance ads the girl at the end goes: "do you like that joke? It's about as funny as your head".

    What the ****. There is no logic to that joke, there is no point to it. What does she mean when she says "about as funny as your head"? :confused:

    "as funny as" surely means degree or level of funniness, not type of funniness.

    If she said "it's funny alright..... funny like your head!".... okay, that makes perfect sense. Of course the writing's terrible, but at least it makes basic bloody sense in english.

    "about as funny as your head" in that context is a new type of english that I'm unfamiliar with. Just because the ad is somehow meant to be light-hearted, doesn't mean that suddenly normal rules of english don't count. It seriously does my head in every time I hear it.

    And aside from that, what is the girl hostile for anyway, why was she insulting that guy and saying the joke was terrible. It makes no sense to begin with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    OldNotWIse wrote:
    I saw a man this morning trying to cross a road (where there was no crossing or lights) on his bike, holding two dogs on two separate leads (one on each side) and being followed by a girl that was (I would guess) only barely school going age, on her bike. Talk about a travelling circus. What happens if any of the three beings he has in his control decide to do something unpredictable (as kids and animals are bound to do)? Dogs see a cat or another dog, and decide to run different directions, child sees I don't know...a frozen themed ball in the drain or something.... Recipe for disaster. And then he shoots us a dirty look for stopping the car because the car in front of us stopped, and you know...he couldn't cross the road with his travelling circus....at the point in the road where traffic was filtering off left and there was no crossing or lights....

    Absolutely ridiculous! People have no common sense!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,215 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    In one of the chill insurance ads the girl at the end goes: "do you like that joke? It's about as funny as your head".

    What the ****. There is no logic to that joke, there is no point to it. What does she mean when she says "about as funny as your head"? :confused:

    "as funny as" surely means degree or level of funniness, not type of funniness.

    If she said "it's funny alright..... funny like your head!".... okay, that makes perfect sense. Of course the writing's terrible, but at least it makes basic bloody sense in english.

    "about as funny as your head" in that context is a new type of english that I'm unfamiliar with. Just because the ad is somehow meant to be light-hearted, doesn't mean that suddenly normal rules of english don't count. It seriously does my head in every time I hear it.

    And aside from that, what is the girl hostile for anyway, why was she insulting that guy and saying the joke was terrible. It makes no sense to begin with.

    Nothing funny about Chill Insurance at all. Esp when they take a DD twice!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    Can a week go by without gremlins affecting this site? Every post I've tried to make, takes about 2 minutes to actually post into a thread :(. And I've had to log in and out multiple times because I'm getting this.

    I can't see any links, tabs, usernames, titles ect. Fecking crazy shít and it's getting real tiresome.

    Those invisible posts are probably mine.

    You need Adobe Awesomeness to display them. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,335 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    And aside from that, what is the girl hostile for anyway, why was she insulting that guy and saying the joke was terrible. It makes no sense to begin with.


    Because she's Jennifer Maguire and that's her schtick. Which is singularly unfunny, as you've seen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭rosie16


    selous wrote: »
    I loved that car...twas my first new one, I was prepared for a 3-4k estimate I wasn't even half way there, :( (again)

    I recently had to change my first car too, I was gutted. I wasn't expecting it at all. She's running perfect it's just the rust on the underbody.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    selous wrote: »
    I loved that car...twas my first new one, I was prepared for a 3-4k estimate I wasn't even half way there, :( (again)

    They probably want to put a brand new engine into it. You could always get one from a breakers yard, but then you'd have to find someone to fit it. Happened to me before and I just changed it myself - new engine for €600! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    In one of the chill insurance ads the girl at the end goes: "do you like that joke? It's about as funny as your head".

    What the ****. There is no logic to that joke, there is no point to it. What does she mean when she says "about as funny as your head"? :confused:

    "as funny as" surely means degree or level of funniness, not type of funniness.

    If she said "it's funny alright..... funny like your head!".... okay, that makes perfect sense. Of course the writing's terrible, but at least it makes basic bloody sense in english.

    "about as funny as your head" in that context is a new type of english that I'm unfamiliar with. Just because the ad is somehow meant to be light-hearted, doesn't mean that suddenly normal rules of english don't count. It seriously does my head in every time I hear it.

    And aside from that, what is the girl hostile for anyway, why was she insulting that guy and saying the joke was terrible. It makes no sense to begin with.

    Sorry for laughing, but that's hilarious :pac:

    Wanna hear the ad now though.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Some absolute DICKHEAD with one of those massive big baby carriers on the FRONT of his bike just pulled straight out of a junction without stopping at all and then when he did decided to stop, the baby carrier part was out on the main road and he was in safely behind the junction and me booting towards the kids. Not even a light on his bike.

    Lash the kids out in front of traffic there buddy, long as you're ok, be grand sure. Prick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭Username here


    I find it "mildly" infuriating when the Fitbit app on my phone gets itself in a jingle and doesn't record my run - how I miss seeing my splits, HR etc afterwards. Naturally, this only ever happens if I think my performance has improved.

    Also, there's a guy at work, who's really sound, but I don't like the way he says "hello". Or the way he laughs. (I feel like an absolute thunderc*nt typing that!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    The new Telecom Éireann Ad.

    OK, We get it already!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,173 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    On a bus that has neither wifi nor sockets working.

    Feck sake.
    Remember when people used to read a book on the bus? They used to work without wifi or power. Or some people just looked out the window as the world went by...



    On the other hand, I've a very annoying colleague who always has to make a comment. Every time I meet/pass by him, it "Big Badly Drunk Boy!!*" (I'm about a foot taller than him). I'm tempted to call him 'Little Dave' but I don't.

    He cycles to work, as do I, and if my bike is out of commission or I just decide to walk to work, he always has to say "No-Bike Badly Drunk Boy!!*".

    Three times in the past 2 weeks, he has commented on the way I locked my bike so I was devastated to hear that his bile was just robbed. (I've an alibi.)

    I probably brought it on myself as most people dislike him, or just think he's creepy (especially females), but I tolerate him.





    *Badly Drunk Boy is my real name.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The luas this morning was a cesspit of people hacking and loudly swallowing the contents of their nasal passages. Disgusting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The luas this morning was a cesspit of people hacking and loudly swallowing the contents of their nasal passages. Disgusting.

    I don't know, would it be better if they spat the phlegm out on the luas? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The luas this morning was a cesspit of people hacking and loudly swallowing the contents of their nasal passages. Disgusting.

    You really should never visit china...and very definitely never take public transport in china...or stand at a bus stop without an umbrella!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Remember when people used to read a book on the bus? They used to work without wifi or power. Or some people just looked out the window as the world went by...



    On the other hand, I've a very annoying colleague who always has to make a comment. Every time I meet/pass by him, it "Big Badly Drunk Boy!!*" (I'm about a foot taller than him). I'm tempted to call him 'Little Dave' but I don't.

    He cycles to work, as do I, and if my bike is out of commission or I just decide to walk to work, he always has to say "No-Bike Badly Drunk Boy!!*".

    Three times in the past 2 weeks, he has commented on the way I locked my bike so I was devastated to hear that his bile was just robbed. (I've an alibi.)

    I probably brought it on myself as most people dislike him, or just think he's creepy (especially females), but I tolerate him.





    *Badly Drunk Boy is my real name.

    Your post reminds me of another TA that is people feeling they have a right to comment on your appearance. I grew up with my mothers bItch-ignorant stay at home friends commenting on how tall I was for my age. Just f*ck off the lot of you. Grew up with a complex about my height because of them. And also, why is it that people feel they can comment on your size if you're tall but not if you're small? Similarly, they say things like ,"well aren't you a skinny bItch" or "you must be watching your weight" but never, "Jaysis look at the size of you, have you been eating all the pies?" :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Menas wrote: »
    You really should never visit china...and very definitely never take public transport in china...or stand at a bus stop without an umbrella!

    Eugh..... Humans really are vile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I don't know, would it be better if they spat the phlegm out on the luas? ;)

    Clearly not, it would be better if they behaved in a civilised fashion and refrained from snorting, hacking and digesting the contents of their nasal passages when sitting on a luas. Or you know, use a tissue?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Reading back through older than old threads because I'm bored and seeing what an out and out sap of a poster I used to be. "Oh my God, I'm a virgin, what goes where?" or "help he hasn't called since we had sex!" (duh) and parping on about relationship insecurities and fighting with people about cats and whether they should be inside or outside. Shame on Old OldNotWIse, she wasn't very wise! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    I paid 1.10 for some sweets from a vending machine at an unmanned petrol station near Dublin airport. The machine kept the sweets.

    Later, this evening, the garage owner will chew on some nice freeby pastilles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Reading back through older than old threads because I'm bored and seeing what an out and out sap of a poster I used to be. "Oh my God, I'm a virgin, what goes where?" or "help he hasn't called since we had sex!" (duh) and parping on about relationship insecurities and fighting with people about cats and whether they should be inside or outside. Shame on Old OldNotWIse, she wasn't very wise! :p

    Don't worry about it, I usually feel this way if I happen upon one of my own posts from last week, let alone years ago!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    When your four item order from Debenhams dispatches as two separate deliveries and the item you need least from it arrives first.


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