The highest amount of **** in one profession?

Fratton Fred · 12-10-2015 10:24PM

delthedriver wrote: »

Pension Fund Managers and Actuaries.

To call Actuaries "****" would imply they have a personality. Let's face it, they make chartered accountants seem like fun people.

mfceiling · 12-10-2015 10:25PM

Heard of someone today who was described as a socialite.

After my blood pressure went back down I thought.....wánker

jobbridge4life · 12-10-2015 10:25PM

Solicitors, barristers but more specifically solicitors from the big 5 and barristers who are very successful.

12-10-2015 10:26PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

To call Actuaries "****" would imply they have a personality. Let's face it, they make chartered accountants seem like fun people.

my mom says im cool

wilser · 12-10-2015 10:26PM

Actors
Think the sun shines out of their own arse just because they can memorise lines from a script, then they have a big do once a year where they all say how great they are. Nurses and Doctors don't have a night out to announce who is the best why the fcuk do cnuts who know how to read an autocue think its a good idea for them to have one

suicide_circus · 12-10-2015 10:29PM

HR and recruitment

12-10-2015 10:33PM

All people who have ever held any kind of job since time began. ****. The lot of 'em.

Thinking they are so great with their different skills and just being human. I hate them all.

2forjoy · 12-10-2015 10:34PM

From experience that wud be traffic wardens and supermarket managers

enricoh · 12-10-2015 10:37PM

Met a good few golf pro's through a job years ago n I reckon a serious percentage were of the knob variety

delthedriver · 12-10-2015 10:39PM

bluewolf wrote: »

my mom says im cool

Your mom is right 😉

wakka12 · 12-10-2015 10:43PM

Architects..very up themselves..think their opinion counts for more than anyone else

12-10-2015 10:43PM

Has to be fruit and get men.

delthedriver · 12-10-2015 10:44PM

Surprised to note absence of car salesmen🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

Hitchens · 12-10-2015 10:45PM

steeplejacks

wakka12 · 12-10-2015 10:45PM

Cant believe bus drivers haven't got a mention...meanest group of people Ive ever met. Any decent ones are few and far between. On par with club bouncers maybe.

lanos · 12-10-2015 11:00PM

bouncers.....not actually a profession
activity suitable for morons so they can earn a few quid for steroids
try get a mortgage with bouncer on your application form

my choice would be motor mechanic.......absolute cnuts
the reason i always have a newish car
just so i dont have to deal with them

12-10-2015 11:04PM

lanos wrote: »

bouncers.....not actually a profession
activity suitable for morons so they can earn a few quid for steroids
try get a mortgage with bouncer on your application form

my choice would be motor mechanic.......absolute cnuts
the reason i always have a newish car
just so i dont have to deal with them

Jaysus

lanos · 12-10-2015 11:09PM

home surveyors
oh you think i should pay you €250 for a few hours work

fcuk off

GPs
€50 to take my blood pressure and prescribe penicillin which i knew i needed anyway.
10 minutes work

fcuk off times 100

lanos · 12-10-2015 11:12PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Jaysus

i like carpenters

12-10-2015 11:15PM

lanos wrote: »

i like carpenters

Well that's something I suppose.

the evasion_kid · 12-10-2015 11:16PM

I'd throw pharmacy shop workers in here too,they just can't leave you alone to have a look around by yourself,as well as having that "oh look here comes a man B*stard...he must be lost" look as soon as you enter the place.

asherbassad · 12-10-2015 11:18PM

TSA workers and American immigration.

Obese, ignorant, power-tripping tossers.

Eugene Norman · 12-10-2015 11:23PM

A fair amount of porn stars are, literally, ****.

nullzero · 12-10-2015 11:27PM

Not so much a specific profession but just anyone who sits in an office taking it handy all day fluting around while other people work hard all around them, expecting pay increases even though their "performance" doesn't warrant it. Taking a million breaks a day for the sake of what will eventually prove to be a fatal addiction to carcinogens. Anyone who drinks coffee and comes over to your desk asking you questions with their disgusting coffee breath, same goes for smokers, a combination of both is pure evil and their clothes will smell so foul that you would be forgiven for thinking they were woven from lucifers public hair.

myshirt · 12-10-2015 11:29PM

lanos wrote: »

GPs
€50 to take my blood pressure and prescribe penicillin which i knew i needed anyway.
10 minutes work

fcuk off times 100

I employed a plumber who would regularly fix my boiler. €60 a call out. At least two times a month at one stage he'd be out, all due to a knocking noise on the boiler. 5 minutes of his time, and one Tap of a hammer on the boiler and it was fixed. Time after time.
I said f%ck this, why am I paying you €60 a go for five minutes.

He said, lad, it's €10 for my time, and €50 for the time spent learning where to tap it*

I wonder what you work at lanos?

Never mind the professional indemnity insurance costs for doctors

*May or may not be a true story.

SonicBoom87 · 12-10-2015 11:33PM

Have to agree with Estate Agents!

The Randy Riverbeast · 12-10-2015 11:39PM

I'm not sure what it is estate agents do. They are always late for a viewing and never returning calls. Do they just drive around town all day?

SonicBoom87 · 12-10-2015 11:44PM

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

I'm not sure what it is estate agents do. They are always late for a viewing and never returning calls. Do they just drive around town all day?

The have this sense of superiorty when they talk to you , especially if you have an issue that needs to resolved

KERSPLAT! · 12-10-2015 11:46PM

Mod

Thread is a recipe for disaster.

edit: And just to add, some posters have serious anger issues, you should probably get that checked out.

The highest amount of **** in one profession?

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