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The highest amount of **** in one profession?

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  • #32
    The Pheasant2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    Bouncers
    Night club reps in holiday destinations
    Airline workers
    Anyone who works for the RSA


  • #33
    ChippingSodbury
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭ChippingSodbury


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Marketeers

    Surely morketeers


  • #34
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,192 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Prostitues ??? Oldest profession around and I say it has PLENTY of **** in it


    some of them can indeed be right f*ckers.


  • #35
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Fluffers :)


  • #36
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Politicians


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  • #37
    Donegal Dan
    Site Banned Posts: 433 ✭✭Donegal Dan


    The Pheasant2 wrote: »
    Airline workers Ryanair staff.

    Fixed your post for ya there.


  • #38
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Students

    (nsfw)

    https://youtu.be/BYcsRKnzaz0


  • #39
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Bankers

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu3IT1kGavE

    I believe the collective noun for bankers is a "wunch".


  • #40
    fermanagh_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    Bus drivers


  • #41
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,502 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Think you hit the nail on the head in the first post OP. None can equal taxi drivers with door men a close second. I did enjoy the rant about chuggers though.


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  • #42
    Trudiha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 235 ✭✭Trudiha


    Mid-level IT workers. They tend to be everything white van drivers are accused of; a little bit racist and a little bit sexist but with added smug.


  • #43
    Notavirus.exe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    fermanagh_man wrote: »
    Bus drivers

    Make that Dublin bus drivers. ;)

    I've heard a lot of stories about rude drivers in my time.


  • #44
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Lawyers....awful souless creatures,slimeballs in fact


  • #45
    TallGlass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,906 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    I won't tar all door men with the same brush as I have a few friends in the profession and there fairly sound. In saying that I have met a fair few ****.

    Clampers, can't stand what they do, nearly 70/80% of the time there clamping things that are over time but not causing a blockage, but things that are parked fairly dangerously are not clamped. In saying that I have near got a clamp either.

    Its not a professional, but a good sign someone is a wanker is if there headlights are unaligned and blinding everyone or the clowns with one bulb working.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nobody has said upper level retail management? Those area/general managers that would come in trying to bully all staff including young part timers just trying to earn money to pay for college? Utter cunts


  • #47
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Politics surely is number one by a mile?

    ****



  • #48
    delthedriver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭delthedriver


    Pension Fund Managers and Actuaries.


  • #49
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Politicians


  • #50
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    osarusan wrote: »
    ****-****

    Nope, I can't do it - how do you get around the swear filter?

    Mods perks ;)


  • #51
    Letree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Letree


    Journalists


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  • #52
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Seems any professional that has to deal with people at their worst is getting a touch here.

    A cynical man would made a presumption about that.


  • #53
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,106 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Can we agree every type of job has its fair share of oil tankers? There are tens of thousands of taxi drivers, guards , teachers, bouncers; bound to be many hundreds of pricks at least

    I suggest its noticed more in customer facing roles where there is more exposure to drink and anti-social hours.


  • #54
    Public_Enema
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭Public_Enema


    Finance.


  • #55
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,142 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    legal profession


  • #56
    delthedriver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭delthedriver


    I forgot to mention Estate Agents😁😁😁😁😁😁


  • #57
    The Pheasant2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    Tabloid journalists
    Anyone involved in "celebrity culture"


  • #58
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭Squatter


    Take your pick from:-

    University lecturers turned politicians turned Presidents, or

    stockbrokers turned journalists turned politicians, or

    terrorists turned politicians, or

    primary and secondary school teachers turned politicians, or

    trade union officials turned politicians, or

    mothers turned politicians, or

    prematurely bald former MEP/Tea boys turned politicians.


  • #59
    Salmon Leap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭Salmon Leap


    Chuggers

    Canvassers during elections

    Doormen

    (Merchant) Bankers


  • #60
    smoking_kills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭smoking_kills


    Synchronized swimmers....All cu**s.


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  • #61
    delthedriver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭delthedriver


    Salmon Leap wrote: »
    Chuggers

    Canvassers during elections

    Doormen

    (Merchant) Bankers





    Canvassers during elections certainly high on my list, ironically some of them are often Estate Agents in real life !😉


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