Gardai should be more intimating

degsie · 07-10-2015 11:15PM

lol at title

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-10-2015 11:18PM

jamesbere wrote: »

That's zap. Garda uniforms all made from valour

Cheaprer to hier the guy who wears no pants, imo...

PARlance · 07-10-2015 11:28PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Never before has a typo changed the entire tone of the thread so much.

And never before has a verb been so mistaken for a noun/adj

humberklog · 07-10-2015 11:55PM

Would you accompany me to the station?

stephenl15 · 08-10-2015 12:00AM

I don't remember starting this thread? :pac:

PARlance · 08-10-2015 12:00AM

humberklog wrote: »

Would you accompany me to the station?

Does the station have cells for two?

Badly Drunk Boy · 08-10-2015 07:18AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I can't believe people don't know who Lugs Brannigan was.

(I just looked him up.) I don't know Gardaí in my own town. Why would people know a Garda from somewhere else (and who died nearly 30 years ago).

OneOfThem · 08-10-2015 08:16AM

I think we should have tigers as garda. Stitch them little tiger garda uniforms, and make them little peak garda caps with an elastic chin strap.

Protesters causing disruption? Release the tigers!

Junkies hanging around? Release the tigers!

Teenagers being teenagers? Release the tigers!

Tiger escaped from Dublin zoo? Release the tigers!

jamesbere · 08-10-2015 08:39AM

OneOfThem wrote: »

I think we should have tigers as garda. Stitch them little tiger garda uniforms, and make them little peak garda caps with an elastic chin strap.

Protesters causing disruption? Release the tigers!

Junkies hanging around? Release the tigers!

Teenagers being teenagers? Release the tigers!

Tiger escaped from Dublin zoo? Release the tigers!

And we can call them Celtic Tigers :pac:

endacl · 08-10-2015 12:01PM

pablo128 wrote: »

So you want peaceful protesters blasted with a water cannon?

The Guards could shout 'peaceful water cannon' while blashtin' the rentamobs? What's good for the goose, etc?

cowboyBuilder · 08-10-2015 12:04PM

pablo128 wrote: »

So you want peaceful protesters blasted with a water cannon?

Hilarious ..

Sonics2k · 08-10-2015 12:10PM

Stephen15 wrote: »

Hi what do you think I think the guards uniform should be all black like the luas security Garda themselves should be beefed up skinheads. They need a better riot squad with water cannon and tear gas would the Spanish police would have the water meter protests cleared and gone in 5 minutes don't see why it can't be the same in Ireland. They should be armed aswell I may sound a bit brutal but face would there be any trouble making junkies and teenager if they got the end of a truncheon I doubt it.

You should probably read up on what Garda Síochána means.

eamonnq · 08-10-2015 02:05PM

Coppers ? Where Gardai who are more 'into mating' go!!

08-10-2015 02:20PM

OneOfThem wrote: »

I think we should have tigers as garda. Stitch them little tiger garda uniforms, and make them little peak garda caps with an elastic chin strap.

Protesters causing disruption? Release the tigers!

Junkies hanging around? Release the tigers!

Teenagers being teenagers? Release the tigers!

Tiger escaped from Dublin zoo? Release the tigers!

What if these tigers are kidnapped? I heard tiger kidnappings are a thing.

TheDoc · 08-10-2015 05:25PM

Witnessed two Guards lose their cool a few weeks ago. Excessive force, the works. Split a blokes head right open. One of them just totally lost the plot and when another guy standing by seeing it all unfold tried to intervene, the Guard started squaring up shoving him and threatening to box the head of him (he was a little fart of a Guard and would have got hopped around).

There has been a few incidents where I live and to be honest the Guards could do with being a little more street wise and knowing how to defuse situations. Seen way too many incidents in the last while where they seem to spark the situation of into a massively negative and violent situation.

Fifteen years in my area and there is way too many power tripping, hotheaded Guards from the country not dealing with situations well at all. It's no co incidence that the best ones dealing with situations in my experience are the much older Guards, normally Sergeants, that just know how to speak to people and sort things out properly. something is being drastically lost in training Guards. It's become ridiculously noticable in the last few years

Little CuChulainn · 08-10-2015 05:40PM

TheDoc wrote: »

Witnessed two Guards lose their cool a few weeks ago. Excessive force, the works. Split a blokes head right open. One of them just totally lost the plot and when another guy standing by seeing it all unfold tried to intervene, the Guard started squaring up shoving him and threatening to box the head of him (he was a little fart of a Guard and would have got hopped around).

There has been a few incidents where I live and to be honest the Guards could do with being a little more street wise and knowing how to defuse situations. Seen way too many incidents in the last while where they seem to spark the situation of into a massively negative and violent situation.

Fifteen years in my area and there is way too many power tripping, hotheaded Guards from the country not dealing with situations well at all. It's no co incidence that the best ones dealing with situations in my experience are the much older Guards, normally Sergeants, that just know how to speak to people and sort things out properly. something is being drastically lost in training Guards. It's become ridiculously noticable in the last few years

What area would that be?

TheDoc · 08-10-2015 05:45PM

Little CuChulainn wrote: »

What area would that be?

Fingal area.

pablo128 · 08-10-2015 06:36PM

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

Hilarious ..

Yeah. You're right. Fcuk it, when they're finished with the protests, may as well head around and blast a queue of people signing on, eh?

Gardai should be more intimating

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