Have We Reached Peak Side Parting/Aviation Sunglasses/Bomber Jacket?

josephryan1989 · 05-10-2015 04:43PM #1

For several years now I have worn my hair with a side parting and slicked back with gel, aviation sunglasses and a green M1A1 bomber jacket with Levi 501 jeans and runners.

Now over the past 12 months or so I have noticed everyone is copying me.

Everywhere I go I notice people with slicked back hair parted at the side, bomber jackets and sunglasses.

What am I going to do?

s8n · 05-10-2015 04:45PM

I'm not sure this is a serious thread ?

kneemos · 05-10-2015 04:45PM

Leave 1950.

Tommy Kay The DJ · 05-10-2015 04:47PM

Grow a beard to look different, not many people have beards nowadays.

Mr. CooL ICE · 05-10-2015 04:48PM

Wear a scarf. 'tis chilly out

Rubber_Soul · 05-10-2015 04:49PM

josephryan1989 wrote: »

What am I going to do?

Stop being an extra in Top Gun?

Ruu · 05-10-2015 04:52PM

Put on a parka like me.

One eyed Jack · 05-10-2015 04:53PM

josephryan1989 wrote: »

For several years now I have worn my hair with a side parting and slicked back with gel, aviation sunglasses and a green M1A1 bomber jacket with Levi 501 jeans and runners.

Now over the past 12 months or so I have noticed everyone is copying me.

Everywhere I go I notice people with slicked back hair parted at the side, bomber jackets and sunglasses.

What am I going to do?

What's the problem exactly?

TheLastMohican · 05-10-2015 04:55PM

josephryan1989 wrote: »

For several years now I have worn my hair with a side parting and slicked back with gel, aviation sunglasses and a green M1A1 bomber jacket with Levi 501 jeans and runners.

Now over the past 12 months or so I have noticed everyone is copying me.

Everywhere I go I notice people with slicked back hair parted at the side, bomber jackets and sunglasses.

What am I going to do?

Stop looking in the fucking mirror!

biko · 05-10-2015 05:18PM

Shave your head, go full retar skinhead.

Pink Lemons · 05-10-2015 05:47PM

Yeah man, screw all those hipsters taking your look! You were definitely rocking it before it became cool

Fr_Dougal · 05-10-2015 06:58PM

josephryan1989 wrote: »

For several years now I have worn my hair with a side parting and slicked back with gel, aviation sunglasses and a green M1A1 bomber jacket with Levi 501 jeans and runners.

Now over the past 12 months or so I have noticed everyone is copying me.

Everywhere I go I notice people with slicked back hair parted at the side, bomber jackets and sunglasses.

What am I going to do?

So you were born in 1989, wear aviators, bomber jacket, Levi's and part your hair...and you're worried everyone is copying you?

Lol

Sky King · 05-10-2015 07:19PM

Slight side tangent but I was in Dublin recently after a spell away and I was just wondering if all the barbers up there now work strictly on the basis that you have to pick a stupid fking haircut off a short list of stupid haircuts with none other available?

strelok · 05-10-2015 07:19PM

wear a dress and change your name to rachel

rolliepoley · 05-10-2015 07:44PM

Its all about me with a capital M.

Archeron · 05-10-2015 07:47PM

Ruu wrote: »

Put on a parka like me.

I see your parka and raise you a snorkel.

corner of hells · 05-10-2015 07:54PM

Archeron wrote: »

I see your parka and raise you a snorkel.

I'll see the parka and your snorkel and raise you a fishtail parka.

rolliepoley · 05-10-2015 07:59PM

corner of hells wrote: »

I'll see the parka and your snorkel and raise you a fishtail parka.

I'll raise you all them for a duffel.

corner of hells · 05-10-2015 08:06PM

rolliepoley wrote: »

I'll raise you all them for a duffel.

Pfft , unless your duffel came off a Royal Navy destroyer from the second world war , your beaten .. my parka is an original fur lined M1951 .

Bonzo Delaney · 05-10-2015 08:07PM

I'll raise you all for a bord Na mona donkey jacket mutha fuc as

K.Flyer · 05-10-2015 08:10PM

Ponsin' 'round in yer parkas and bomber jackets..

Real men wear Donkey Jackets.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 05-10-2015 08:16PM

Shave your head and change the the jacket for a green one with orange inner lining, roll up your jeans and buy a pair of 24 hole doc boots. No one will copy you then.

josephryan1989 · 06-10-2015 09:44AM

I just like the classic look.

Slick hair, sunglasses, bomber jacket and jeans has always looked cool.

I'm a big strong dude and when people see me coming they step out of my way out of fear and admiration.

About a dozen years ago all the hot women were wearing low cut jeans and thongs.

Then fat girls started wearing them and it just became "yeeeuuuk."

I don't want my look stolen and destroyed by wimpy little geeky hipsters pukes.

astrofool · 06-10-2015 11:34AM

I was in the barbers recently and the lad ahead of me was asking for his haircut to be a "little dorky", that was you wasn't it?

fizzypish · 06-10-2015 01:23PM

Ha ha this is brilliant. I met a guy the weekend who was dressed like he was an extra from top gun except he had a red and white striped T-shirt (like wheres wally) underneath the jacket. Fantastic! Its rich me taking the piss out of anyone's dress sense.....

recylingbin · 06-10-2015 01:26PM

josephryan1989 wrote: »

For several years now I have worn my hair with a side parting and slicked back with gel, aviation sunglasses and a green M1A1 bomber jacket with Levi 501 jeans and runners.

Now over the past 12 months or so I have noticed everyone is copying me.

Everywhere I go I notice people with slicked back hair parted at the side, bomber jackets and sunglasses.

What am I going to do?

Men really did want to be you.

fizzypish · 06-10-2015 01:44PM

FYP

recylingbin wrote: »

Men really did want to be in you.

Have We Reached Peak Side Parting/Aviation Sunglasses/Bomber Jacket?

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