Makeup artists on my Facebook

oxw · 28-09-2015 11:34PM #1

So recently becoming a "Makeup Artist" is the new norm amongst young girls in their late teens early 20's!

I have several girls on my Facebook posting faces caked in makeup promoting to be the next Picasso!

Is it only me that finds this extremely irritating?

Sorry if I offended anyone!

NachoBusiness · 28-09-2015 11:35PM

Alright, Mark.. what's the craic.

Annasopra · 28-09-2015 11:37PM

Defriend then. Simples.

oxw · 28-09-2015 11:37PM

Mark? Afraid not

Brian from Bray · 28-09-2015 11:38PM

I wonder what they look like underneath all the makeup.

oxw · 28-09-2015 11:40PM

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Defriend then. Simples.

I could but that's not the point I'm making

the point is the rise of the makeup artists nowadays, am I deluded or is their a wave of them nowadays!? :P

oxw · 28-09-2015 11:41PM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

I wonder what they look like underneath all the makeup.

Some show before and after pictures, oh Jesus Christ.

Reiver · 28-09-2015 11:42PM

I abhor it. Especially them going on about true beauty and then plastering it on. I've worn makeup, for the stage, so people wont just see a ghost. I thought as well in our modern world it's an unfair standard placed on people. FFS, why waste so much time on appearance? The usual people were banging on about KONY a few years back and then bringbackourgirls

Brian from Bray · 28-09-2015 11:42PM

oxw wrote: »

Some show before and after pictures, oh Jesus Christ.

I bet :pac:

oxw · 28-09-2015 11:46PM

Reiver wrote: »

I abhor it. Especially them going on about true beauty and then plastering it on. I've worn makeup, for the stage. I thought as well in our modern world it's an unfair standard placed on people. FFS, why waste so uch time on appearance?

I do wonder myself, makeup is scary business!

retro:electro · 28-09-2015 11:50PM

They're all brain washed. Social media has become a power house whereby we are all influenced and we don't even realise it. It's all false consciousness. The reason all these girls are suddenly jumping on the make up artist bandwagon is because the beauty industry has such power over us that it's main aim is to make us feel insecure and ugly so we succomb and buy what they're selling.

It's the same with make up artistry and social media. It's being perpetuated on social media so vastly that now most young girls believe that this is what they now must do and advance towards that. Instagram is crazy, it's just scrolling down image by image but we are unaware of what this is actually doing to us subconsciously. All these images are creating and perpetuating a certain ideal which young girls are so impressionable towards.

The Backwards Man · 28-09-2015 11:55PM

anna080 wrote: »

They're all brain washed. Social media has become a power house whereby we are all influenced and we don't even realise it. It's all false consciousness. The reason all these girls are suddenly jumping on the make up artist bandwagon is because the beauty industry has such power over us that it's main aim is to make us feel insecure and ugly so we succomb and buy what they're selling.

It's the same with make up artistry and social media. It's being perpetuated on social media so vastly that now most young girls believe that this is what they now must do and advance towards that. Instagram is crazy, it's just scrolling down image by image but we are unaware of what this is actually doing to us subconsciously. All these images are creating and perpetuating a certain ideal which young girls are so impressionable towards.

Your post reminds me of the smart Gremlin in Gremlins 2. Just by the prose like, before you get offended!

MarkY91 · 28-09-2015 11:57PM

Young women using initiative to make money for themselves. Such c*nts!

retro:electro · 28-09-2015 11:58PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Your post reminds me of the smart Gremlin in Gremlins 2. Just by the prose like, before you get offended!

I'll take that!

NachoBusiness · 28-09-2015 11:58PM

oxw wrote: »

I could but that's not the point I'm making the point is the rise of the makeup artists nowadays, am I deluded or is their a wave of them nowadays!? :P

No you're not deluded. Make-up is the root of all evil.
In fact, I would go further and say that make-up is the root of ALL of mankind's problems. Every single one of them. Even Crystal Swing.
If women didn't wear make-up (and heels) then they would be forced to accept that they should be dating men on the same rung of the 'Good Looks Ladder'® as they are on (there are 10 steps in total).
Women who are 5's, 6's and 7's become 8's, 9's and 10's thanks to Max Factor and Manolo Blahnik.
This in turn causes all the genuine women (who are 8's, 9's and 10's) to resent the fake 8's, 9's and 10's.
As you see, the male 8's, 9's and 10's should be theirs by birthright, but the faux good looking ladies, steal them from them.
The 1's, 2's, 3's, 4's women obviously become 4's, 5's, 6's, 7s and so there really is nobody that this doesn't have a drastic and negative impact upon.
Which begs the question, who is left to shag the men who are 1's, 2's, 3's and 4's when their women are all off chasing better looking men?
Nobody, that's who, and this creates untold stress for the males of our species and they must find ways of releasing this pent up tension.
Thus far, World Wars and violent video games have provided the only sufficient means of expressing that level of fury.
Ban make up and heels though and women would have no choice but to stop playing dress up and have sex with men on the same 'Good Looks Ladder'® rung as they are on.
World peace would soon follow. Mark my words.

Reiver · 28-09-2015 11:59PM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

No you're not deluded. Make-up is the root of all evil.
In fact, I would go further and say that make-up is the root of ALL of mankind's problems. Every single one of them. Even Crystal Swing.
If women didn't wear make-up (and heels) then they would be forced to accept that they should be dating men on the same rung of the 'Good Looks Ladder'® as them (there are 10 steps in total).
Women who are 5's, 6's and 7's become 8's, 9's and 10's thanks to Max Factor Manolo Blahnik.
This in turn causes all the genuine women who 8's, 9's and 10's to resent the fake 8's, 9's and 10's.
As you see, the men who are 8's, 9's and 10's should be theirs by birthright, but the faux ladies steal them.
The 1's, 2's, 3's, 4's women obviously also become 4's, 5's, 6's and 7s.
So begs the question, who is left to shag the men who are 1's, 2's, 3's and 4's, if their women are all off chasing better looking men?
Nobody, that's who, and this creates untold stress the make species and they must find ways of releasing the pent up tension.
World wars have so far provided the only means of sufficient means of expressing their fury.
Ban make up and heels and women will have no choice but to stop playing dress up and have sex with men on the same I]'Good Looks Ladder'®[/I] as them.
World peace will soon follow. Mark my words.

Every hole is a goal lad. You learn something every time. Don't be shallow and discriminate by appearance.

oxw · 28-09-2015 11:59PM

Totally agree Anna, I think as we progress into the future girls will want to perfect themselves more and more and be like the girl they saw in a certain photo not truly knowing the mental state of the girl in that photo!

She might hate how she looks it's just an outsiders opinion that ends up setting a standard and them trying to achieve that standard!

There's so much wrong with society and so much people are oblivious to it, it's hard to witness! Girls think by achieving a certain standard in apply makeup that their problems/imperfections will just disappear but it doesn't work like that!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 28-09-2015 11:59PM

There's decent enough money to be made at it to be honest. Happy days.

hatrickpatrick · 29-09-2015 12:01AM

oxw wrote: »

Is it only me that finds this extremely irritating?

Why specifically do you find it irritating?

retro:electro · 29-09-2015 12:01AM

Reiver wrote: »

Every hole is a goal lad. You learn something every time. Don't be shallow and discriminate by appearance.

Ya but he's saying the ugly lads cant even get the hole in the first place

Brian from Bray · 29-09-2015 12:02AM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

No you're not deluded. Make-up is the root of all evil.
In fact, I would go further and say that make-up is the root of ALL of mankind's problems. Every single one of them. Even Crystal Swing.
If women didn't wear make-up (and heels) then they would be forced to accept that they should be dating men on the same rung of the 'Good Looks Ladder'® as they are on (there are 10 steps in total).
Women who are 5's, 6's and 7's become 8's, 9's and 10's thanks to Max Factor Manolo Blahnik.
This in turn causes all the genuine women who 8's, 9's and 10's to resent the fake 8's, 9's and 10's.
As you see, the men who are 8's, 9's and 10's should be theirs by birthright, but the faux ladies steal them.
The 1's, 2's, 3's, 4's women obviously also become 4's, 5's, 6's and 7s.
So begs the question, who is left to shag the men who are 1's, 2's, 3's and 4's, if their women are all off chasing better looking men?
Nobody, that's who, and this creates untold stress for the males of our species and they must find ways of releasing that pent up tension.
World wars have so far provided the only sufficient means of expressing that fury.
Ban make up and heels and women will have no choice but to stop playing dress up and have sex with men on the same 'Good Looks Ladder'® as them.
World peace will soon follow. Mark my words.

Post of the month.. Take a bow son..

hatrickpatrick · 29-09-2015 12:03AM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Ban make up and heels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGuRPSO9g1U

The Backwards Man · 29-09-2015 12:04AM

Ratings are for eggs and Coronation Street

Reiver · 29-09-2015 12:05AM

anna080 wrote: »

Ya but he's saying the ugly lads cant even get the hole in the first place

Well that's me fcuked. Guess I can always find a vocation.

oxw · 29-09-2015 12:07AM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Why specifically do you find it irritating?

Because isn't their something else that girls may be doing instead of finding out how to contour and apply cheek bones where there isn't any in the first place??

Why would girls want to sculpt themselves and others to appear different for a few hours till they have to remove it and start from scratch the next day?

Fine, some may feel insecure or ugly without it but Jesus enough is enough like! It's daft!

hatrickpatrick · 29-09-2015 12:08AM

anna080 wrote: »

Ya but he's saying the ugly lads cant even get the hole in the first place

Reiver wrote: »

Well that's me fcuked. Guess I can always find a vocation.

Clearly the two of ye have never given Coppers a try

29-09-2015 12:08AM

Those silly girls and their silly hobbies that sensible men posting on boards after midnight disapprove of. What a waste!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 29-09-2015 12:13AM

oxw wrote: »

Because isn't their something else that girls may be doing instead of finding out how to contour and apply cheek bones where there isn't any in the first place??

Why would girls want to sculpt themselves and others to appear different for a few hours till they have to remove it and start from scratch the next day?

Fine, some may feel insecure or ugly without it but Jesus enough is enough like! It's daft!

I agree, there's plenty of things you could be doing instead. Nothing like a bit of variety to break up the day. Doing makeup all day long would be tiresome. When I'm not doing makeup, I'm painting nails, or applying eyelashes, or sculpting eyebrows, or waxing legs and intimate bits.
God forbid a woman wants to take care of herself, tart!

hatrickpatrick · 29-09-2015 12:13AM

oxw wrote: »

Because isn't their something else that girls may be doing instead of finding out how to contour and apply cheek bones where there isn't any in the first place??

There is, but clearly these ones aren't.

Why would girls want to sculpt themselves and others to appear different for a few hours till they have to remove it and start from scratch the next day?

Why would I want to spend hours pumping iron in the gym when I'll lose it and have to start from scratch the next time the Christmas Party season rolls around? Same question

Fine, some may feel insecure or ugly without it but Jesus enough is enough like! It's daft!

See above

People enjoy doing these things, that's all that matters. Personally what I find irritating is this proto-nanny psychoanalysing of every common human behaviour and trying to find a reason to deem it "harmful". It's analogous and every bit as irritating as the online trend of cultural authoritarians analysing common media and labelling various aspects of it "problematic". Can't we just leave people alone and let them be happy? Naturally if I didn't do anything I'd have a gigantic Moses beard and a labyrinth of curls in and around my bollocks. How is artificially interfering with those things any different to artificially colouring one's skin or eyelids? Serious question, I'm honestly not getting it - either artificially changing your appearance is annoying or it isn't. If people are taking issue with makeup but not with lads shaving their faces every morning, I genuinely don't understand what distinguishes one from the other - apart from the fact that shaving probably requires less effort.

oxw · 29-09-2015 12:13AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Those silly girls and their silly hobbies that sensible men posting on boards after midnight disapprove of. What a waste!

Most men if I'm not mistaken, and girls too disapprove of the layer of bullshXt that makeup applies.

Wouldn't consider it a hobby either it's like a science, all women searching for that perfect face.

hatrickpatrick · 29-09-2015 12:14AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Those silly girls and their silly hobbies that sensible men posting on boards after midnight disapprove of. What a waste!

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