Clues that a person is about as sharp as a marble?

the evasion_kid · 25-09-2015 12:23AM

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

Wrecktangle · 25-09-2015 12:24AM

Owldshtok wrote: »

That sounds like a contradiction.

How? $:\$

Brian from Bray · 25-09-2015 12:25AM

the evasion_kid wrote: »

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

U OK Hun ? xx

the evasion_kid · 25-09-2015 12:26AM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

U OK Hun ? xx

#kant kope... Send me an angle xoxo

StupidLikeAFox · 25-09-2015 12:33AM

People who work at Full Time Mad Bastard

People who work at Full Time Mammy

strawdog · 25-09-2015 12:33AM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

C. People who take pics of themselves in front of the mirror.

Worse for me, people at a gig who film the whole thing on their camera phone. Probably the best way to experience music, and they have to capture it in bad picture and sound quality to prove to themselves and their social network that they were there.

Brian from Bray · 25-09-2015 12:38AM

strawdog wrote: »

Worse for me, people at a gig who film the whole thing on their camera phone. Probably the best way to experience music, and they have to capture it in bad picture and sound quality to prove to themselves and their social network that they were there.

Gombeens the whole lot of them.

Turtyturd · 25-09-2015 12:40AM

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

People who work at Full Time Mad Bastard

People who work at Full Time Mammy

Tend to be graduates of 'The School of hard knox' or 'Hogwarts'.

Robbo · 25-09-2015 12:42AM

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

People who work at Full Time Mad Bastard

People who work at Full Time Mammy

Education: University of Life or School of Hard Knocks

Alternate profession: Works at Making the World a Better Place

Wrecktangle · 25-09-2015 12:44AM

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

People who work at Full Time Mad Bastard

People who work at Full Time Mammy

The Facebook habit I don't get is sharing photos (generally of something a bit silly like a minion or a silhouette of people holding hands) saying "share this if you're sister is "X"!" Or "share this with that one friend who always needs oxygen to live lol"

25-09-2015 12:45AM

monflat wrote: »

Someone that posts nonsense posts about being sharp as marbles on after hours forum ;-)

Oh would you GTFO with your predictably pathetic attempt at humour.

Really p*sses me off with the obvious "ironic" responses that somehow seem to imitate the infinite other obvious "ironic" responses.

You got lucky by being the 2nd post. Now try harder!!!!!

Wrecktangle · 25-09-2015 12:47AM

strawdog wrote: »

Worse for me, people at a gig who film the whole thing on their camera phone. Probably the best way to experience music, and they have to capture it in bad picture and sound quality to prove to themselves and their social network that they were there.

Most crushing thing I ever saw was a couple who took turns filming/photographing a gig with their iPad (not even a little phone, but an iPad!) and uploading the pictures before the gig had ended!!!

Nib · 25-09-2015 12:54AM

People who went to the "college of life".

People who get your/you're, there/their/they're and lose/loose mixed up.

People who like Conor McGregor.

Earthhorse · 25-09-2015 12:54AM

People who participate in online petitions.

Mountainsandh · 25-09-2015 12:58AM

Generally people who appear very selfish and completely lack empathy. I picture their mind like a tunnel vision, they can only see their own needs.

It looks like I'm saying it's a social behaviour, but it's not, it's just the symptom of a blunt edge, imo.

(I'm just not witty and funny enough for AH, getting back in my box).

Tarzana2 · 25-09-2015 01:06AM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

People who post pictures of their food/drinks on Facebook.

How does this indicate lack of intelligence?

Tarzana2 · 25-09-2015 01:08AM

Deleted User wrote: »

tea break gives away a lot- gossip mag discussion, or tabloid headline level political discourse.

I used to work in a lab full of PhD candidates who were obsessed with celebrities. Unintelligent? Hardly.

Nib · 25-09-2015 01:09AM

People who can't multi-quote.

Tarzana2 · 25-09-2015 01:16AM

Nib wrote: »

People who can't multi-quote.

You're so badass. I'm moist.

Savage Tyrant · 25-09-2015 01:45AM

Yeah, I'd agree with the horoscope people... Obvious morons.

A few times I've seen on a Facebook someone ask others to recommend a good medium or psychic, followed by people falling over themselves recommending people and vouching for how accurate they are... Again, pretty obvious morons.

And I hate falling into the trap of atheists being smug and condescending, but I can't help thinking anyone who believes in God or other higher beings are a bit thick.

beks101 · 25-09-2015 01:51AM

People who engage in black-or-white thinking, it's either right or wrong, good or bad, fat people are lazy, all women are bad drivers type of thing.

Usually also combined with an unwavering sense of arrogance and an absolute inability to take other points of view onboard. Incapable of learning.

Reiver · 25-09-2015 01:53AM

Anyone going on about vaccines causing autism.

mr.anonymous · 25-09-2015 02:16AM

"Coming over here taking our jobs."

Or words to that effect

Junkyard Tom · 25-09-2015 02:23AM

endacl wrote: »

Homeopathy.

Why do you hate gay people? :mad:

demanufactured · 25-09-2015 02:24AM

People who think Kanye West is the greatest.

syklops · 25-09-2015 02:43AM

Fluffy Cat 88 wrote: »

A. If you are having such a great time, why aren't you just enjoying the time instead of fannying around with your phone.

B. You are telling your 756 Facebook "friends" your house is empty, dont come crying to me when your gaff gets burgled!

If you dont like it why are you subscribed to their feed?

Yeah, I'd agree with the horoscope people... Obvious morons.

Liking or even believing in horoscopes is no indicator of intelligence. However, your contempt for them shows that you don't just like horoscopes, you don't like poeple who do like horoscopes. You don't like the people, and to me thats just sad.

Nichard Dixon · 25-09-2015 02:49AM

Wearing ridiculous soccer jerseys of teams owned by millionaires.
On boards.ie in the middle of the night.

syklops · 25-09-2015 02:50AM

Nichard Dixon wrote: »

On boards.ie in the middle of the night.

Oh the ironing!

Mother Brain · 25-09-2015 03:37AM

My flatmate turned around to me the other day while we were scrolling through netflix looking for something to watch and said "I don't want to watch a movie that I have to think about"

....

He's 28 and almost exclusively watches cartoons and children's movies.

Savage Tyrant · 25-09-2015 04:49AM

syklops wrote: »

Liking or even believing in horoscopes is no indicator of intelligence. However, your contempt for them shows that you don't just like horoscopes, you don't like poeple who do like horoscopes. You don't like the people, and to me thats just sad.

I disagree. If a person believes that the positioning and alignment of stars and planets has any effect on their day to day life then that person is, in my opinion, stupid.
And yes, I don't generally like a lot of people, and that may indeed be sad. It doesn't however, negate my point.

Clues that a person is about as sharp as a marble?

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