Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

recipio · 20-09-2015 02:22PM

philstar wrote: »

drivers who tailgate,

esp those who persist knowing damn well your turning in somewhere

Equally the guy who does 100kph on the outside lane of the motorway - and won't pull in to let anybody pass.

recipio · 20-09-2015 02:42PM

Wearing knitted ties ........from circa 1969 :eek: ( Although the Army do a fetching mustard green job

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storker · 20-09-2015 04:18PM

recipio wrote: »

Equally the guy who does 100kph on the outside lane of the motorway - and won't pull in to let anybody pass.

If he's passing people in the left hand lane who are doing 90kph, then there's no reason why he should.

philstar · 20-09-2015 04:22PM

cazzer22 wrote: »

I pulled into the overtaking lane on the motorway to overtake one car quickly and I was doing 120 (maybe a little more) and this giant BMW was flying down the lane behind me flashing his lights for me to get out. They think they own the road and everyone should be moving out of their way. I was in the lane for no more than a minute but they're actually intimidating. Such tossers.

driving a beemer...definite wanker

storker · 20-09-2015 04:28PM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

Feckin hipsters have the country ruined :mad:

Around Dublin City Centre you'd think there was a bunch of "Gettyburg" extras on the loose...

recipio · 20-09-2015 06:35PM

storker wrote: »

If he's passing people in the left hand lane who are doing 90kph, then there's no reason why he should.

Eh............I think its clear that I mean people driving at a constant 100 kph. ?:rolleyes:

cazzer22 · 20-09-2015 06:46PM

philstar wrote: »

driving a beemer...definite wanker

It's always either an Audi or a BMW and I drive a Yaris. They seem to think because of their superior cars that they can intimidate people on the road. Horrible people.

booooring! · 20-09-2015 07:34PM

cazzer22 wrote: »

It's always either an Audi or a BMW and I drive a Yaris. They seem to think because of their superior cars that they can intimidate people on the road. Horrible people.

And never use their feckin indicators!

OldMrBrennan83 · 20-09-2015 07:49PM

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storker · 20-09-2015 07:51PM

recipio wrote: »

Eh............I think its clear that I mean people driving at a constant 100 kph. ?:rolleyes:

Eh...no. :rolleyes: It's possible to be both overtaking and effectively driving at a constant 100kph.

21-09-2015 03:13AM

Adults 'commuting' to work on skateboards and children's scooters. Tossers. Prevalent on Baggot Street.

topper75 · 21-09-2015 11:09AM

People who answer my question with "Yeah. No."
(which is it?)
These types also can end their response with "So yeah", which is another clear sign.
(so what? are you finished talking?)

kunst nugget · 21-09-2015 11:30AM

topper75 wrote: »

People who answer my question with "Yeah. No."
(which is it?)

I'll hold my hands up. I do this. My whole family does. It's almost like a tic to all of us. No is the answer in that instance - the 'yeah' is almost involuntary.

Aglomerado · 21-09-2015 11:45AM

cazzer22 wrote: »

I pulled into the overtaking lane on the motorway to overtake one car quickly and I was doing 120 (maybe a little more) and this giant BMW was flying down the lane behind me flashing his lights for me to get out. They think they own the road and everyone should be moving out of their way. I was in the lane for no more than a minute but they're actually intimidating. Such tossers.

One cut in front of me this morning. :mad:

But two minutes later an older Beemer cut in front of HIM!

Ash.J.Williams · 21-09-2015 11:50AM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I'll hold my hands up. I do this. My whole family does. It's almost like a tic to all of us. No is the answer in that instance - the 'yeah' is almost involuntary.

me too...and there's a wanker here in the office that pulls me up on it everytime....twat

wellmade2040 · 21-09-2015 11:53AM

Blokes whe wear flip flops out in public-
Worse when it's the middle of ****ing November !
tossers

podgemonster · 21-09-2015 12:33PM

The Gym/healthy eating gloaters.

Those that post a heavily filtered picture of them in lycra Gym gear from the chin down of them in front of a mirror at a weird angle tensing their stomach muscles. If its a girl then Perfect hair, fake tan and make-up of course.

What naturally follows is the constant up close shot of the what every rabbit food with Avocado they are having after with same hashtags!
#kitchenIsKey #HatersGonaHate #Protein #HealthyEating #EatHealthy #yummyAvocado #guysWhoIlift #SweetCurlBrah #WelcomeToTheGunShow #KaleIsAmazing

These post are then followed by the like minded wánkers that go on and comment
"Follow my blog for Healthy Caveman recipes"
"Try my discounted supplements available here"
"U luk gr8 gurl xxxx"
"Getting stronger brah"
"Sacrifice means Success"

garrixfan · 21-09-2015 01:04PM

podgemonster wrote: »

The Gym/healthy eating gloaters.

Those that post a heavily filtered picture of them in lycra Gym gear from the chin down of them in front of a mirror at a weird angle tensing their stomach muscles. If its a girl then Perfect hair, fake tan and make-up of course.

What naturally follows is the constant up close shot of the what every rabbit food with Avocado they are having after with same hashtags!
#kitchenIsKey #HatersGonaHate #Protein #HealthyEating #EatHealthy #yummyAvocado #guysWhoIlift #SweetCurlBrah #WelcomeToTheGunShow #KaleIsAmazing

These post are then followed by the like minded wánkers that go on and comment
"Follow my blog for Healthy Caveman recipes"
"Try my discounted supplements available here"
"U luk gr8 gurl xxxx"
"Getting stronger brah"
"Sacrifice means Success"

gymcels gana gymcel

booooring! · 21-09-2015 01:39PM

People who drink jack Daniels on ice and nothing else. Generally come across as high horse wanker.

90% of people in the motors forum who have a go at people for askin a question and make smart remarks

People who wear sun glasses on top of their heads in winter.

Anyone who drives a new BMW or Audi by the way they act on the roads.

People who cut the queue anywhere.

People posting selfies on facebook of their muscles from going to gym.

Atheists who don't shut up about been an atheist. Who the **** cares.

Men who wear fake tan.

People who wear the rapper 50 cent style hats.

Women wit council houses saying my job is a full time mom and posting stupid pictures with sayings along it.

People who say you okay Hun? After someone posts a stupid comment looking for attention.

The gossips in small towns and villages who have nothing better to do with their sad little lives than spread tales or make up rumours. It was spread around where I'm from in a village with around 1100 people that I was in court from drug dealing when I never took drugs in my life. I simply went into a shop with a suit on and the oul bitch said to people that I was in the shop with a suit on getting ready for court. I got my sweet revenge though

topper75 · 21-09-2015 01:49PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I'll hold my hands up. I do this. My whole family does. It's almost like a tic to all of us. No is the answer in that instance - the 'yeah' is almost involuntary.

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

me too...and there's a wanker here in the office that pulls me up on it everytime....twat

OK - now that I can see it as a tic, I might have to relax about it. We all have our tics.

I am not that office wanker anyway! I kept my rage inside. :-)

captbarnacles · 21-09-2015 02:35PM

People who laugh at their own jokes not just once in awhile but every single time and then act insulted when you don't laugh with them.

jamesbere · 21-09-2015 02:41PM

captbarnacles wrote: »

People who laugh at their own jokes not just once in awhile but every single time and then act insulted when you don't laugh with them.

Also this person will cut across you when you try tell a joke or "i've heard this before" as loud as possible mid joke.

Kev W · 21-09-2015 02:44PM

People who try to guess the punchline of a joke, get it wrong and ruin the flow.

Just let me finish, I swear I know how it ends!

recipio · 21-09-2015 02:45PM

'Georgian' houses with a skinny front door :eek:

PTH2009 · 21-09-2015 03:00PM

people who wear sports jerseys of winning teams and when you ask them 'so do you think ye will win sunday' they stare blankly at you and ask 'who are they playing'.

With us doing well in rugby theres going to a lot of hopping on the

kunst nugget · 21-09-2015 03:15PM

PTH2009 wrote: »

people who wear sports jerseys of winning teams and when you ask them 'so do you think ye will win sunday' they stare blankly at you and ask 'who are they playing'.

With us doing well in rugby theres going to a lot of hopping on the

Just ignore them and enjoy the sport yourself. The amount of people that moan about bandwagon jumpers is actually worse than people jumping on the bandwagon.

Ash.J.Williams · 21-09-2015 03:22PM

sporties just hate band wagoners because the people in charge of their sport want band wagoners$$$$ more than they want the oul die hards

kunst nugget · 21-09-2015 03:24PM

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

sporties just hate band wagoners because the people in charge of their sport want band wagoners$$$$ more than they want the oul die hards

That's how I feel about Sky… I hate those Sky newcomers!!!

mudabi · 21-09-2015 10:33PM

cazzer22 wrote: »

I pulled into the overtaking lane on the motorway to overtake one car quickly and I was doing 120 (maybe a little more) and this giant BMW was flying down the lane behind me flashing his lights for me to get out. They think they own the road and everyone should be moving out of their way. I was in the lane for no more than a minute but they're actually intimidating. Such tossers.

People who take a minute to overtake one car on a motorway

siblers · 21-09-2015 10:43PM

Probably been said, but people who put up inspirational quotes on Facebook. Just **** off.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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