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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    There isn't a brush big enough to cover me in ronseal.
    We are making skittles vodka, vodka jelly babies, there's gonna be CAKE. Pre drinks in ours. And I am going to have unreal makeup.
    Although 1/2 the people coming out are guys and they never appreciate nice makeup.


    It's such a lovely day you guys! I hope it's a good one :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    it better be a good day or someones in trouble!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Are you out cutting the grass C? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    no....painting the tarmac


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Are you joking


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    no...changed it this year to magnolia...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Messer!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Thai massage works all your muscles. I've never experienced it before. Pity I feel too sick to fully appreciate it. Not for the faint hearted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    you don't need a massage to work all your muscles..a dirty thought works some of mine!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Then you massage yourself! Dirt of you!!!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I've arthritis so I've to go for regular massage. Thoughts aren't going to help that. I've new eyebows too, not sure if they suit me though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    lex... im a self massage guru....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Alright lads I'm in the way here.

    Gets coat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Evening all, it's a glorious evening and all I want to do is .......

    Sleep :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Evening all, it's a glorious evening and all I want to do is .......

    Sleep :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    It is beautiful out! We've been for a walk but now trying to figure out what's for dinner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Ah the auld torment what's for the dinner, well I am going to have some lovely roast lamb :) "drooling here"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I was thinking beans and chips my poor neglected oh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    im alive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I was thinking beans and chips my poor neglected oh

    They're good to ;)

    Hi Lone Stone, how are you??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Hey lone stone! That's great news!! :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    im alive

    Wasted a lot of money on that wreath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,416 ✭✭✭blackcard


    mg1982 wrote: »
    I think your reeling him in there E. ;)

    Just make sure the skirt shows off plenty of leg. :D

    It would have to be very enticing bait to reel me in.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    blackcard wrote: »
    It would have to be very enticing bait to reel me in.

    Whist up.

    I had a surprise date wooooo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,416 ✭✭✭blackcard


    eternal wrote: »
    Whist up.

    I had a surprise date wooooo.

    Good for you, hope it went well


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    blackcard wrote: »
    Good for you, hope it went well

    Aw thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,416 ✭✭✭blackcard


    eternal wrote: »
    Aw thanks.

    Does this mean that you are going to be on a 'Couples' thread soon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Go Eternal ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I feel nauseous :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,416 ✭✭✭blackcard


    eternal wrote: »
    I feel nauseous :(

    Sorry to hear that


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