The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

evo2000 · 11-09-2015 01:47AM

How does anyone take offense to a thread like this infairness lol "oh no someone said they didnt like my name!! oh the horror!" stop looking for stuff to be offended by!

tupenny · 11-09-2015 05:59AM

feargale wrote: »

Is there a more judgemental thread than this one? Yes, some kids get lumbered with names they would prefer not to have - and others compound their grief by making a song and dance about it. What the hell? Show respect.

Uh oh.... What did you get burdened with? Fergal? There there

and still ricky villa · 11-09-2015 07:27AM

And on with the show....

Walking (never will be named here) home yesterday evening and a mother is calling her lovely little blonde daughter in 'Edna, Edna, dinnertime!'
Has to be a dear departed's name. She'll grow into it. When she hits 70

Samsgirl · 11-09-2015 07:42AM

One place I worked the head of international finance was called Randolph Kau. Except he shortened Randolph to Randy. Randy Kau.
We were at a dinner thing in Dublin Castle one night and Bertie had to address him and after a few glasses of wine it was hilarious to hear Bertie welcoming Randy Kau to Dublin.

feargale · 11-09-2015 03:25PM

tupenny wrote: »

Uh oh.... What did you get burdened with? Fergal? There there

Wrong again.

evo2000 · 11-09-2015 03:47PM

tupenny wrote: »

Uh oh.... What did you get burdened with? Fergal? There there

Worse...ive been tagged with the dreaded ever common....John....

Snickers Man · 11-09-2015 03:50PM

cantdecide wrote: »

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

Hope you didn't. And instead played him this song that a nice Jewish man wrote for him.

Of course he thought it was a girl's name.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wptG1QAkkM

Optimalprimerib · 11-09-2015 03:52PM

Cant remember if i posted this already, but Rambo

Mike Litoris · 11-09-2015 04:09PM

^^^Rambo

Melody....a dude too.

MonsterCookie · 11-09-2015 04:53PM

I think Isis must take the biscuit so far ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€

Reminds me of the joke:

Q: who gives kids a bad name?
A: the Beckhams!

Brooklyn...FFS!

Nothing disrespectful imo about the thread. Just a bit of fun.

mr.anonymous · 11-09-2015 08:26PM

Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathan

Always made me grin

StupidLikeAFox · 11-09-2015 09:00PM

MonsterCookie wrote: »

I think Isis must take the biscuit so far ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€ðŸ˜€

Reminds me of the joke:

Q: who gives kids a bad name?
A: the Beckhams!

Brooklyn...FFS!

Nothing disrespectful imo about the thread. Just a bit of fun.

Brooklyn in itself isnt too bad, but they admitted they named him that because he was conceived in Brooklyn.

Just imagine it, for your whole life, every time somebody says your name the image of your parents riding pops into your head

and still ricky villa · 11-09-2015 10:07PM

Here's an image for you. The post office on pension day 2085 and the queue is made up of pensioners called Rhianna, Teagen, Jayden, Lily-Rose-Sue-May, Kai.....

Makes you wonder what the hell the grandkids will be called!

XxMCRxBabyxX · 11-09-2015 10:14PM

They'll have probably gone full circle and the kids will be Ethel, Vera, Theresa, etc.

haveringchick · 13-09-2015 05:56PM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

They'll have probably gone full circle and the kids will be Ethel, Vera, Theresa, etc.

This is what I think too. A bit off topic but does anyone else agree that Memhis Depay what plays for Utd has a most excellent name?

Hotblack Desiato · 13-09-2015 06:58PM

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Brooklyn in itself isnt too bad, but they admitted they named him that because he was conceived in Brooklyn.

"Clondalkin! Lanzarote! Gerrin here! Yer dinner's poured out!" :pac:

yep that's where my two were conceived, but they're not named that.

rainbow kirby · 14-09-2015 09:17AM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

They'll have probably gone full circle and the kids will be Ethel, Vera, Theresa, etc.

Not uncommon for the children of rich white parents in London - plenty of Florences, Clementines etc. :pac:

kunst nugget · 14-09-2015 09:34AM

feargale wrote: »

Is there a more judgemental thread than this one?

I searched 'judgemental' on boards and this wasn't even in the top 100.

osarusan · 14-09-2015 09:45AM

It's a bit different, but a university I worked at hosted a conference once, and one of the international visitors came from Thailand, and her name was Sucharat Rimkeeratikul.

We felt like drawing straws to decide who would have to introduce her and pronounce that name.

keano_afc · 14-09-2015 11:07AM

I picked my daughter up from school last week and was delighted when she told me she's made a new friend. "Her name is Taya dad, isnt that a nice name?"

Ehhh....

Generic Dreadhead · 14-09-2015 12:01PM

keano_afc wrote: »

I picked my daughter up from school last week and was delighted when she told me she's made a new friend. "Her name is Taya dad, isnt that a nice name?"

Ehhh....

I think it is, sounds like something you'd seeing in a Japanese thing ported over to the Western World (like Final Fantasy or Pokemon or something)

Joe prim · 14-09-2015 02:12PM

haveringchick wrote: »

This is what I think too. A bit off topic but does anyone else agree that Memhis Depay what plays for Utd has a most excellent name?

They're already trying to sign his cousin, Shomie deMonay, I hear.

Cortina_MK_IV · 14-09-2015 02:31PM

osarusan wrote: »

It's a bit different, but a university I worked at hosted a conference once, and one of the international visitors came from Thailand, and her name was Sucharat Rimkeeratikul. We felt like drawing straws to decide who would have to introduce her and pronounce that name.

Must be why they prefer to use their nicknames. Poo is a common one. So much better.

PandaPoo · 14-09-2015 11:51PM

Setanta. I cringe whenever I hear him being called.

Umekichi · 14-09-2015 11:53PM

Mjay. Literally spelt like that aswell, do people not think about what they call their kids?

Bobby Baccala · 15-09-2015 12:26AM

Taroch is a shíte name

PirateShampoo · 15-09-2015 12:30AM

Barry, I could fall asleep just by saying it. It's better than counting sheep.

Also Joel, I've never meet a Joel who isn't obese.

George White · 21-09-2015 11:13AM

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

that has to be a genius fake......i hope

I went to school with a girl called Kyragh - pronounced Ciara/Keira. I always felt sorry for her. Her mother made it up.

Dial Hard · 21-09-2015 11:16AM

My sister used to work for one of the consultants in Our Lady's childrens hospital and he had a set of triplets as patients whose names were Faith, Faithful and Faithfulness. No word of a lie.

George White · 21-09-2015 11:20AM

Dial Hard wrote: »

My sister used to work for one of the consultants in Our Lady's childrens hospital and he had a set of triplets as patients whose names were Faith, Faithful and Faithfulness. No word of a lie.

I remember a Nigerian couple my parents were the landlord/landlady of - and their children were Goodness and Favour, which is apparently a tradition - call your child what you feel like when they're born, but the parents were Sam and Marilyn, so unless her mother shouted, "I feel like Marilyn Monroe!", I'm not so sure.

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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