Trivial things that annoy you part 479

Aglomerado · 07-09-2015 01:21PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Took the kids out to Howth today, driving around for a bit trying to find parking.
Seen a car getting ready to pull out, so I stop and jam on the indicator. The other car isn't quite ready, that's grand, the folk behind me start to drive around as they can see what is happening.
Car reverses out of space, starts to drive off, I drive slightly past the space, put the car in reverse, start the manoeuvre and a black SUV thing flys around me and into the space!
I got out of the car and said to the lady, "Excuse me, I was reversing into that space", she says something like "it doesn't matter" gestures something with her hand and nods her head.

Now at this point, if she had of said 'Sorry, i didn't realise' then I would have knew that she genuinely didn't see me.

The next words from my mouth where (rather loudly)

"YOU MOTHERF*CKER"

she was taken aback, people stopped in their tracks. Next words out of my mouth

"YOU ARE AN IGNORANT F*CKING AS$HOLE"

and she walks off.

While this was happening, some lad chimed in....'You're dead right buddy', the where murmurs from others as well, I think someone even clapped.

I couldn't believe it. I got into the car and explained to the kids that I was silly for using bad language and apologised to them.

We found parking a short time later and started to make our way to the sea lions. Guess who just happened to walk last. She said 'That is terrible language', my response was, 'Maybe, but at least I'm not a horrible person'.

If my kids were not there, I would have gone bonkers at her. Thankfully my kids understand that I'll only use bad language very rarely and when I do it serves a purpose. Although, I do feel a bit bad for any other kids that had to hear my outburst.

People like that make me want to do a Beverly hills cop and stuff a banana right up their exhaust pipe. :mad::mad::mad:

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 07-09-2015 01:25PM

Mister Vain wrote: »

When you're eating a roll with a lot of fillings and you take a bite and stuff starts squeezing out and ends up on your lap.

Keep it in the bag! It helps! :P

Neon_Lights · 07-09-2015 01:28PM

Censorship by moderators on boards, when you have a valid, constructive and accurate point....

fussyonion · 07-09-2015 01:50PM

When you don't know if you're getting a cold or not.

It's one of the worst things; you've got a weird taste in your mouth, your nose is kinda stuffed, your tastebuds are all gone to hell and you can't hear as well as you normally can.
But I don't have any other symptoms.

Having a cold is something I absolutely hate but I'd rather have one than be in limbo like this.
At least then I could crack open the whiskey.

Menas · 07-09-2015 01:52PM

Closed accounts.
When you check to see where one of your favorite posters is and discover that they have closed their account. One less like minded person in the asylum.

Medusa22 · 07-09-2015 01:57PM

Menas wrote: »

Closed accounts.
When you check to see where one of your favorite posters is and discover that they have closed their account. One less like minded person in the asylum.

But Menas, I'm still here, I didn't close my account :P

Menas · 07-09-2015 01:58PM

Medusa22 wrote: »

But Menas, I'm still here, I didn't close my account :P

One of my favorite posters....just one of them... Tis a small club in fairness!

smash · 07-09-2015 01:59PM

Menas wrote: »

One of my favorite posters....just one of them... Tis a small club in fairness!

Look at you, with your elite gang of misfits...

I want to be part of an elite gang!

Medusa22 · 07-09-2015 02:00PM

Menas wrote: »

One of my favorite posters....just one of them... Tis a small club in fairness!

Well that's it then, you're off my Christmas list!

Menas · 07-09-2015 02:01PM

smash wrote: »

Look at you, with your elite gang of misfits...

I want to be part of an elite gang!

Medusa22 wrote: »

Well that's it then, you're off my Christmas list!

Smash - meet Medusa22.
Medusa22- meet Smash.

No holding hands until your fifth date.

Barely There · 07-09-2015 02:19PM

People having Weddings on a Thursday, meaning you've to take 2 days precious leave to attend.

Whatever happened to getting married on a Saturday?

Rock 1234 · 07-09-2015 02:35PM

fussyonion wrote: »

When you don't know if you're getting a cold or not.

It's one of the worst things; you've got a weird taste in your mouth, your nose is kinda stuffed, your tastebuds are all gone to hell and you can't hear as well as you normally can.
But I don't have any other symptoms.

Having a cold is something I absolutely hate but I'd rather have one than be in limbo like this.
At least then I could crack open the whiskey.

Crack open the whiskey anyway for medicinal purposes, just remember not to drink and drive or use heavy machinery, Sure you'll be Grand.

Rock 1234 · 07-09-2015 02:47PM

Barely There wrote: »

People having Weddings on a Thursday, meaning you've to take 2 days precious leave to attend.

Whatever happened to getting married on a Saturday?

It's all down to cost and availability I am afraid, Hotel's are more likely to be booked up at the weekend and if the are available the will cost over 20% more.

eternal · 07-09-2015 02:59PM

You literally can't argue with a stupid person.

smash · 07-09-2015 03:05PM

eternal wrote: »

You literally can't argue with a stupid person.

They'll bring you to their level and beat you with experience. Never a truer word told.

eisenberg1 · 07-09-2015 03:31PM

Rock 1234 wrote: »

It's all down to cost and availability I am afraid, Hotel's are more likely to be booked up at the weekend and if the are available the will cost over 20% more.

Does that mean you deduct 20% from the cash present required?

eternal · 07-09-2015 03:33PM

Menas wrote: »

Smash - meet Medusa22.
Medusa22- meet Smash.

No holding hands until your fifth date.

I'm pretty sure she likes boobs

Rock 1234 · 07-09-2015 03:35PM

Politicians who promise you the sun moon and stars, and then they sit back and do nothing until the five years are up,

miezekatze · 07-09-2015 04:22PM

Guys on motorbikes who think the speed limit doesn't apply to them. Even more annoying if it's a really noisy motorcycle.

Holiday countdowns on Facebook.

The overuse of hashtags on social media, especially if it's to promote someone's online business or someone's trying to make you think their life is really great/wholesome.

Boom_Bap · 07-09-2015 04:38PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Boombap, I was in Howth yesterday and the parking was a nightmare alright, and aul bints like the one you encountered don't help, but what about those poxy seagulls? Fcukers were everywhere!

I had the 2 kids to chase them and clear a path for me. I also didn't make a rookie move of getting fish n chips. Seagulls schmegulls.

fussyonion · 07-09-2015 04:53PM

Coming home to find a "Sorry I missed you" card from the glazier I've been waiting WEEKS for.
Why the hell can't these people ring before they decide to just show up?
Like, do they just assume I'm sitting at home all day?

KatW4 · 07-09-2015 04:53PM

I have a spot on my nose. It looks ridiculous

fussyonion · 07-09-2015 04:53PM

KatW4 wrote: »

I have a spot on my nose. It looks ridiculous

And I bet painful.

Colser · 07-09-2015 04:59PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Does that mean you deduct 20% from the cash present required?

It means you have a great excuse not to attend..cant get time off work.Id genuinely prefer to work than go to a wedding anyway.

eternal · 07-09-2015 04:59PM

Washed out my nose loads and sinus pain still exists. I need a brain hoover.

Rock 1234 · 07-09-2015 05:31PM

eternal wrote: »

Washed out my nose loads and sinus pain still exists. I need a brain hoover.

I feel your nose pain, but your brain is a much more worrying feature altogether!

KatW4 · 07-09-2015 05:55PM

fussyonion wrote:

And I bet painful.

Very painful

TheNobleKipper · 07-09-2015 06:46PM

TA today is that I bothered to clean the windows, which I haven't done since I moved into the apartment. Once it got dark and I walked through the living room I got a fright at the creature staring into the room at me just to realise that it was my own reflection.

Damn you, window cleaner...never again

Medusa22 · 07-09-2015 07:06PM

eternal wrote: »

I'm pretty sure she likes boobs

I love boobs, you are correct!

I'm greedy though so I like my men and women

5W30 · 07-09-2015 07:21PM

People who cannot park straight in the car park rendering the spot beside them useless to another driver. Grrrr.

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