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More Obscene Government Censorship.

  • 01-09-2015 11:29PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭


    This has really got to grate you. I mean the Irish Government already stands accused of going too far with Water, some people have even tried to claim they are censoring [not]news about abortion in the US*, and now they are even sticking their hands in places that go directly to your mouth.

    http://consumerist.com/2015/09/01/mcdonalds-cant-use-the-word-artisan-to-describe-limited-edition-burger-in-ireland/
    In a world where marketers are constantly trying to catch the attention of shoppers with products that are seen as fresh, wholesome and healthy, there are some words that perhaps used to mean something more to people than they used to. Like “artisan” — in the past, this would’ve meant a skilled worker spending time and great effort on making something. Now, that could just mean more premium ingredients on your fast food burger. But in Ireland, it’s not so easy to use such words lightly, as McDonald’s recently found out with its first attempt at an “artisan” Irish burger.

    McDonald’s was using the word to herald the arrival of its limited-edition special burger, the McMór, reports The Irish Times, calling it a “tribute to the best produce and finest flavours from across Ireland.” The burger is made with Ballymaloe relish, Charleville cheddar and a “potato-flaked bun” layered with shredded cabbage atop beef and bacon.

    Ireland’s food authorities have rules on what can be dubbed artisan, however: under Food Safety Authority of Ireland guidelines published earlier this summer, the term artisan only applies if the product is made in limited quantities by skilled craftspeople, the processing method isn’t totally mechanized and it should use food grown or produced locally “where seasonally available and practical.”

    McDonald’s has now agreed to not use the term in connection to the McMór.
    “The usage of the term artisan is, as we are now aware, inaccurate in so far as it is in breach of some of the recently launched, voluntary guidelines around the usage of the term in the marketing of food,” McDonald’s said in a statement. “This specific term will no longer be used in any news release around the limited-edition McMór.”

    Would McDonald’s be in legal trouble if it refused to drop “artisan” from the burger’s description? Probably not, as these are voluntary guidelines. But if it wants to maintain a good relationship with Irish food authorities, it behooves them to comply.

    So now, the government is trying to say (without teeth) that they have at least some measure of control over what McGoes in your mouth! :( That is just typical of governments. Even the Irish Times agreed they were, "forced to withdraw the term." Perhaps someone should tell them where to McShove it?

    *They are NOT doing that.


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    Your definition of 'obscene government censorship' differs greatly from mine.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    No time for terms like 'artisan' at all.

    You shìte it all out your arse the same way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    No time for terms like 'artisan' at all.

    You shìte it all out your arsenal the same way.

    .......unless your Elvis Presley.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    That's shockin' entirely. What's it about, again??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Look up the meaning of censorship. Then look up the meaning of banning.

    Then you'll see neither apply to what's happening here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Food Safety Authority of Ireland are damned right. Get those fvcking MuckBurgers out of the country.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Food Safety Authority of Ireland are damned right. Get those fvcking MuckBurgers out of the country.

    They're not being banned for jaysus sake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,417 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Oh oh Ballymaloe and McDonalds, tut tut Ronald

    Will somebody please think of the children?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,181 ✭✭✭✭ben.schlomo


    Stick to the tinfoil hat stuff OP, its better fodder than Micky D's anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Words have meanings. Lettuce get one thing straight; if a mass produced product can be described/marketed as 'artisan' then artisan loses all meaning. Why not call it 'artisan style' or 'artisan inspired'?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 426 ✭✭custard gannet


    Food Safety Authority of Ireland are damned right. Get those fvcking MuckBurgers out of the country.

    Oh look. We have one of the people who believes in the hairless five legged chickens of KFC in the house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Call it a partisan burger, be grand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Oh look. We have one of the people who believes in the hairless five legged chickens of KFC in the house.

    I'm not even sure what that means!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Oh look. We have one of the people who believes in the hairless five legged chickens of KFC in the house.

    Can I just say the "The Hairless Five-Legged Chickens Of KFC" would be an utterly devastating name for a Technopunk band?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Can I just say the "The Hairless Five-Legged Chickens Of KFC" would be an utterly devastating name for a Technopunk band?

    It's why you've never heard of them! Who would sign "The Hairless Five-Legged Chickens Of KFC"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    It's why you've never heard of them! Who would sign "The Hairless Five-Legged Chickens Of KFC"?

    Louis Walshe would if they were a group of utterly talentless pretty boys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    .......unless your Elvis Presley.

    all those number 1's and to think it was a number 2 that killed him :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭geosynchronous orbit


    wait, wait, wait..... they are putting. focking cabbage. on a Big Mac. and calling it .Artisan...

    get away to fock with yourself


  • Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MacDonalds have played fast and loose with words like "burger" and "chips" for decades.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    It's why you've never heard of them! Who would sign "The Hairless Five-Legged Chickens Of KFC"?

    Probably Arista. Think the KLF/Brit Acid-House.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 436 ✭✭Old Jakey


    Sounds good to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Them feckin hipster burgers were never going to take off anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    MacDonalds have played fast and loose with words like "burger" and "chips" for decades.

    They don't call the things they sell chips. You're running fast and loose with reading, sonny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    McEejits are trying to cash in on "artisan", not a big surprise there.

    And not new either
    There's a new chicken offering coming to McDonald's (MCD). The world's largest burger chain is rolling out "artisan" chicken, hoping to make it seem as if a chain with more than 36,000 locations can somehow mass-produce gourmet fare.
    http://www.dailyfinance.com/2015/05/28/mcdonalds-new-artisan-chicken-wont-work/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    all those number 1's and to think it was a number 2 that killed him :)


    It was his inability to release a number two that killed him... :p

    One of these McMórs though? Likely to blow the hole off someone -

    The burger is made with Ballymaloe relish, Charleville cheddar and a “potato-flaked bun” layered with shredded cabbage atop beef and bacon.


    A bacon and cabbage burger... shut up and take my money! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    So they went and ahead and called it McMór? Big Mac?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    oh noes, they're trying to restrict the abuse of a protected term. whatever will we do!!!

    The Refuse Transportation Engineers will be up in arms next.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,542 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    The worst thing about that story is that Mcdonalds invented a burger just for Paddy and they put "potato flakes" on the bun? Is the Happy Meal toy a little coffin ship?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,101 ✭✭✭✭lertsnim


    Censorship. That's funny.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,662 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    I take it we're all pretending that this was a real thing rather than a marketing stunt?


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