Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

worded · 01-09-2015 10:18PM

EagererBeaver wrote: »

If someone doesn't acknowledge that you've held a door open for them, then they're most certainly a wanker.

Specifically that grumpy **** in Avoca earlier today when I held the door open for he and his daughter, while I was on the outside in the rain, and he didn't so much as look at me. If you manage to read this, you sir, are a wanker.

I always say, "No thank you!" Loudly To these people

rodneyTrotter. · 01-09-2015 10:20PM

**** who make you feel like dirt because " you're only renting ? "

Wanderer78 · 01-09-2015 10:21PM

rodneyTrotter. wrote: »

**** who make you feel like dirt because " you're only renting ? "

whos the fool!

Potential Underachiever · 01-09-2015 10:21PM

Anyone who tries to impress me by telling me how much they're benching #waynekerr

Dubkent · 01-09-2015 10:28PM

A lot of people in the motor forum by the way they post!

Skinny jeans on a guy

People with Sun glasses on top of their head when it's raining.

When you overhear someone gossiping

kfallon · 01-09-2015 10:29PM

Dubkent wrote: »

A lot of people in the motor forum by the way they post!

Skinny jeans on a guy

People with Sun glasses on top of their head when it's raining.

When you overhear someone gossiping

People with sunglasses on their head anytime.....but especially indoors :rolleyes:

Wanderer78 · 01-09-2015 10:31PM

this thread would give yea complexes!

Dubkent · 01-09-2015 10:34PM

Atheists who bring up their an atheist.

Dubkent · 01-09-2015 10:35PM

You okay Hun?

Shut up you wanker

kurtainsider · 01-09-2015 10:39PM

People who call Twitter Twidder. Or worse if they say it as if it was a question.
eg. I saw it on Twidder last night???

These tend to be the same people who call Cork Quirke. I was in Quirke last week????

Mercifully as I live down the country I only hear these gob****es on the radio. I'd go mad if I had to actually look at their wanky faces while they are speaking.

bottlebrush · 01-09-2015 10:41PM

Someone you have only just met asks you if they can borrow something or if you can do something for them.......run, run a mile
They start as they mean to go on

Dr. Mantis Toboggan · 01-09-2015 10:46PM

Menas wrote: »

Brown leather shiny shoes with jeans and a "sports jacket".

Add in a dickie bow for the ultimate preening wanker look.

Puibo · 01-09-2015 10:48PM

eh2010 wrote:

Do you mean American English spelling .i.e minimize instead of minimise?

No its not even a type of English

Lets just say when sombody might spell wheels, "wheelz"

Fox_In_Socks · 01-09-2015 10:49PM

My head wearing sunglasses days are over

Intense fellows who are the "jokers" of the group, who make sure that they have one over on your when meeting for the first time.

nullzero · 01-09-2015 10:49PM

People who wear baseball caps in the gym.

Any little skanger who walks around with their hands down their trousers.

Young men with twirly moustaches that they put hair wax into.

Anyone from Foxrock

Potential Underachiever · 01-09-2015 10:49PM

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

Add in a dickie bow for the ultimate preening wanker look.

Mantis, are you carrying any magnum rubbers on you, just in case ye know!

Sh1tbag OToole · 01-09-2015 10:52PM

rodneyTrotter. wrote: »

**** who make you feel like dirt because " you're only renting ? "

:eek: Tiger's back! Quick snap up all the units and jetskis and breafast rolls you can on a 100 year mortgage before they're all permanently out of your reach

nullzero · 01-09-2015 10:52PM

diomed wrote: »

When Pogrebnyak was signed by Fulham he took his dishes back to the counter in the canteen when his meal was finished, unlike the other stars.

In Soviet Russia, dishes wash you.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan · 01-09-2015 10:55PM

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Mantis, are you carrying any magnum rubbers on you, just in case ye know!

Of course. For my massive dong!

Spanish Eyes · 01-09-2015 11:12PM

Anyone who says "awesome". Get the fk outta here back to Detroit please.

Facebook txtspk (sorry) with no punctuation. What the absolute mind bending crp. Do you think anyone thinks that is cool! Go back to school, and learn how to spell.

Rudeness. Now that is up there for me. It doesn't cost anything to be a bit ok with others. Entitlement and superiority thing I suppose. Ass holes.

Robsweezie · 01-09-2015 11:38PM

Nutrition gurus forcing their lifestyle down people's throats, carbs this, protein that. I admire their intentions and monitoring of their health, good for them and all , but I'd like to eat a mcdonalds in front of them once in a while without a running commentary on it's poor nutritional value.

Dubkent · 01-09-2015 11:41PM

People who hae more money than me!

conor8989 · 01-09-2015 11:42PM

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people with a thousand friends on facebook and who take pictures of every second of their day to let you know what a great time their having if it was so good how did they find time to take all these photos theres them buying a drink theres them drinking said drink theres them with arms around friends holding drink and finally sitting down with said drink

Ramza · 01-09-2015 11:43PM

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Mantis, are you carrying any magnum rubbers on you, just in case ye know!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

Potential Underachiever · 01-09-2015 11:45PM

Ramza wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

I wonder if that was a genuine fck up that somehow got through editing!

Packrat · 01-09-2015 11:56PM

Angry lycra clad tour de France wannabees.
A lot more polite now that I'm in a bus versus a car. Try hitting my mirror now fcukers.... No? Didn't think so.

Utter self entitled ****. Next year it'll be some other fad. Same bunch of arseholes though.

ireland.man · 02-09-2015 12:55AM

Anyone who uses the phrase, "charity begins at home", "I'm not a racist but...", "with all due respect...", "I was only having a laugh".

mr.anonymous · 02-09-2015 01:06AM

"Daddy got me [over-priced, unnecessary, materialistic shít]."

gavdolfini · 02-09-2015 01:59AM

SH*theads that tell everyone they are in Ibiza, going to Ibiza or have just been to Ibiza, fcking muppets. Also young lads putting a perm in their hair before going to IBIZA.

Bun heads, more tossers!

Owldshtok · 02-09-2015 02:12AM

Some years back watching the formula 1 GP on TV when Eddie Jordan's team got a place on the podium.
Camera pans to the excited crowd and a lad is running to the podium waving a Tricolour (fair enough) alas he's also wearing a Glasgow Celtic shirt.Prize wanker.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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