Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

cowboyBuilder · 01-09-2015 03:06PM

Detached Retina wrote: »

Indeed. They're usually your security swipe into the building you work/your work car park, in many companies, and secondary schools have them too now.

Schoolkids have to wear these now ?
:eek:

Ash.J.Williams · 01-09-2015 03:09PM

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Skinny jeans, Basically anyone who is a hipster.

Anyone who has moved from an urban area to a one off in the country.

ha stuart lee has a great routine on that!! How basically they keep telling you how great it is and all the things the have and there's a horse in the field behind them at the same time absolutely BEGGING you to call out to them as they're bored .....and BRING COKE

everlast75 · 01-09-2015 03:22PM

at a glance, you can tell if someone is a tosser if they f**k their rubbish on to the ground. Haven't met anyone yet who wasn't

Aisling(",) · 01-09-2015 03:40PM

People who use overly politically correct terms.

Someone called me a cis female the other day, utterly pointless phrase.
It gets my goat.

Lemsiper · 01-09-2015 03:41PM

Guys wearing loafers without socks and chinos turned up at the ankles.

Lux23 · 01-09-2015 03:42PM

A woman who has 'full time Mammy' as her occupation on Facebook. Full time parent or stay at home parent wouldn't bother but full time mammy really p***es me off.

KungPao · 01-09-2015 04:05PM

Lux23 wrote: »

A woman who has 'full time Mammy' as her occupation on Facebook. Full time parent or stay at home parent wouldn't bother but full time mammy really p***es me off.

And a degree from the School of Hard Knocks?

How about the lads who are Full-time Mad Bastards?

dhaughton99 · 01-09-2015 04:08PM

BBQ's in housing estates. Noboby wants to smell your Granby Burgers.

O'Neill · 01-09-2015 04:09PM

People who spit towards you when you walk past them.

FelineOverLord · 01-09-2015 04:10PM

People who put really noisy exhausts on their cars. They are definitely **** and probably have tiny penises.

Mesrine65 · 01-09-2015 04:11PM

Lemsiper wrote: »

Guys wearing loafers without socks and chinos turned up at the ankles.

& a pink jumper draped over there shoulders.

https://liketotally80s.wikispaces.com/file/view/preppy.jpg/191996026/preppy.jpg

KungPao · 01-09-2015 04:12PM

Women (or men, usually women) who expect everyone to just jump out of the way as they push a buggy the size of a small car down a crowded street, and give you a stink eye if you don't.

Alt J · 01-09-2015 04:12PM

People who are rude to waitstaff.
People who work in retail that are talking too their friend while they hand you your change.
People who turn into gob****es when they are drunk.
The I'm a hard man push off you in a club with the immediate stare down like it was your fault.
Sorry ,ladies who push in at the bar with ten of their friends with no regard you were there for ten minutes.
The whole 'jaysus im from Dublin brigade, ye culchies don't have running water outside dublin', yes because Dublin is a fine example of Irish civilization

Knackers, we all hate them

ididthemathtom · 01-09-2015 04:12PM

dhaughton99 wrote: »

BBQ's in housing estates. Noboby wants to smell your Granby Burgers.

Why do people in housing estates not get to have a barbecue?

Maguined · 01-09-2015 04:14PM

People who think calling their 6.99 bottle of wine from Spar "vino" makes it more classy.

dhaughton99 · 01-09-2015 04:14PM

Originally Posted by dhaughton99 View Post
BBQ's in housing estates. Noboby wants to smell your Granby Burgers.

Because at the moment, next door has a BBQ going and the fecking smoke and smell is getting all over my washing.

Agricola · 01-09-2015 04:17PM

SimonTemplar wrote: »

Senior management who don't respond to a simple "Hello" as you pass them in the office. A simple acknowledgement, even non-verbal, is better than just ignoring me as if I'm unworthy of your presence. Can't stand it. Most senior management are OK, but there's always one or two.

God yeah. Remember in an old job of mine they got in this Welsh guy to run the place. He was all happy clappy when giving talks or making announcements but meet him in a corridor and he would make a bad attempt at trying to pretend you werent there. I used to get a kick out of shouting "Howerya Nigel!!"(or whatever he was called) He'd give ya this look like "Who is this insolent wretch speaking to me, MEEEEEEEEEE?????"

KungPao · 01-09-2015 04:19PM

dhaughton99 wrote: »

Originally Posted by dhaughton99 View Post
BBQ's in housing estates. Noboby wants to smell your Granby Burgers.

Because at the moment, next door has a BBQ going and the fecking smoke and smell is getting all over my washing.

Dry them inside?

ididthemathtom · 01-09-2015 04:21PM

dhaughton99 wrote: »

Originally Posted by dhaughton99 View Post
BBQ's in housing estates. Noboby wants to smell your Granby Burgers.

Because at the moment, next door has a BBQ going and the fecking smoke and smell is getting all over my washing.

So rather than moving your washing inside, or suggesting that perhaps people giving barbecues might like to give a heads up to their neighbours, you instead suggest anyone having a barbecue on a housing estate is likely to be a wanker... Seems reasonable.

wakka12 · 01-09-2015 04:27PM

I can't stand the type of guys who user words like banter and lads

Saipanne · 01-09-2015 04:34PM

People who say "deadly".

davmol · 01-09-2015 04:35PM

People that say -
" well,are you winning?"
"im happy out ,tis almost the weekend"
On Wednesday ,thur ,fri-"only 2(3) days til the weekend"

W@nkers that wear woolly hats in their cars.

Fat people that just eat salads and moan that they cant lose weight but forget they milled a 6 pack of tayto and a white cheese sandwhich before bed.

Dard23 · 01-09-2015 04:37PM

My previous experience of working in xtra vision for a few months made me realise just how many **** there are. My ex was a waitress for a couple of years and between management and customers she came home upset nearly every day. Some deluded assholes think the rest of us are there to serve them, in life, in general!

DeltaWhite · 01-09-2015 04:50PM

Any bloke that walks around with his hands down his trousers... disgusting

People who look down on others (or snobs in general) .. that honestly grinds my gears so bad.

People who spit in public. There is no need for these people in the world.

Saipanne · 01-09-2015 04:51PM

People or businesses that use the word "boutique" or "bespoke".

****.

Ash.J.Williams · 01-09-2015 04:55PM

Lux23 wrote: »

A woman who has 'full time Mammy' as her occupation on Facebook. Full time parent or stay at home parent wouldn't bother but full time mammy really p***es me off.

and her fella "full time mad bastard"

my favourite is "full time mammy 2 me lttle angles"

Ash.J.Williams · 01-09-2015 04:56PM

Saipanne wrote: »

People who say "deadly".

PopePalpatine · 01-09-2015 04:57PM

People who work in advertising. Judging by the ads that are mentioned in the "Best/Worst Radio Ads" and "Adverts you despise" threads, advertising departments are full of unfunny twats who try too hard to be funny.

Kimbot · 01-09-2015 05:01PM

Anyone that cordially invites me to anything

01-09-2015 05:02PM

Saipanne wrote: »

People who say "deadly".

o/

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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