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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭valoren


    If they are white and from South Africa. Be on your guard.

    I've never met a white south african who isn't a complete bellend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Colleagues who only talk about work outside of work.
    I work in a pub and we regularly go for drinks at the weekend after work. One golden rule the group have is no 'Shop Talk'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Colleagues who only talk about work outside of work.

    This x1000.

    Went out with a lad I used to work with and still friends with for a few drinks on Friday night, he bumped into someone that works in our company that I didnt know so introduced us. The guy did nothing but talk shop, not even stuff about the company/team/department but his actual day to day stuff. He couldn't switch off. We gave him the "no more shop talk" warning twice, then eventually said we were heading home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,411 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    I work in a pub and we regularly go for drinks at the weekend after work. One golden rule the group have is no 'Shop Talk'
    Two people I used to work with, in particular, are terrible for it. I left that job a while back and still all they talk to me about is work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Brown leather shiny shoes with jeans and a "sports jacket".


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭TheBody


    The toss pots who go around with the travel mugs of coffee everywhere. You would swear it was their source of oxygen.

    Worse still are coffee snobs. The sort who can only drink coffee that was farmed in some jungle and washed with childs tears.

    Total ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    No one.

    On the other hand, if someone dislikes it and finds it a bit self indulgent, sure who does that hurt either?

    Fair point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 94 ✭✭Rym Shanley


    Did someone mention Social Justice Warriors?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Middle aged female customers in Restaurants

    Please tell is the story behind that, it sounds good!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Did someone mention Social Justice Warriors?


    "This is a free speech zone" :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Playboy wrote: »
    Obviously someone takes a lot of photos of themselves and doesnt want people to think he is a wanker :P

    What are you talking about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    valoren wrote: »
    If they are white and from South Africa. Be on your guard.

    I've never met a white south african who isn't a complete bellend.

    Mod: knock of the aul racism


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 94 ✭✭Rym Shanley


    I work in a pub and we regularly go for drinks at the weekend after work. One golden rule the group have is no 'Shop Talk'

    Occasional shop talk is fine. It usually fizzles out early in the night.

    I hate the people who get really aggressive and interrupt shop talk conversations by shouting "STOP TALKING ABOUT WORK".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,275 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Anyone who deliberately team kills in an on-line multiplayer game

    W*nker of the highest order

    You'll ruin a game for 31 other people just so you can have some cheap lulz

    Chomsky(2017) on the Republican party

    "Has there ever been an organisation in human history that is dedicated, with such commitment, to the destruction of organised human life on Earth?"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,275 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser -

    When they deny that they're racist on the basis that the entire group of people they have just professed hatred of are 'not actually a race'

    Chomsky(2017) on the Republican party

    "Has there ever been an organisation in human history that is dedicated, with such commitment, to the destruction of organised human life on Earth?"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Akrasia wrote: »
    Anyone who deliberately team kills in an on-line multiplayer game

    W*nker of the highest order

    You'll ruin a game for 31 other people just so you can have some cheap lulz

    Mmmmm....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 94 ✭✭Rym Shanley


    People who only condemn racism, sexism, homophobia etc if the person being objectionable is white and middle class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Akrasia wrote: »
    Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser -

    When they deny that they're racist on the basis that the entire group of people they have just professed hatred of are 'not actually a race'

    And ? That would be lazy or xenophobic. Race is used as a stick incorrectly most of the time.


    To me that would donate warning signs. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Tbf, I'd class it as xenophobic rather than racist.

    Yeah I actually misread the post entirely first time round!
    Apologies DPD.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭res ipsa


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Yeah I actually misread the post entirely first time round!
    Apologies DPD.

    **** with attitude are ****. Just the band. Not the whole race obviously! Some of my best friends blah blah blah!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    res ipsa wrote: »
    **** with attitude are ****. Just the band. Not the whole race obviously! Some of my best friends blah blah blah!

    That is Racist.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,275 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    And ? That would be lazy or xenophobic. Race is used as a stick incorrectly most of the time.


    To me that would donate warning signs. :pac:
    Why is xenophobic good but racist bad?

    And it's not 'xenophobic' to be prejudiced against one specific group of people.

    Xenophobia is a more generalised dislike of people from different countries.

    Firstly, there is only no such thing as biological 'race' We are all one species, all one race and that's the human race. Black people Brown People, White people etc, are all the same

    Racism is a prejudice against an ethnic group and this is a social construct, not a biological one.

    The offending post that started all of this was someone saying they specifically disliked white south Africans. This is a distinct racial/ethnic group

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_South_Africa

    Chomsky(2017) on the Republican party

    "Has there ever been an organisation in human history that is dedicated, with such commitment, to the destruction of organised human life on Earth?"



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 94 ✭✭Rym Shanley


    res ipsa wrote: »
    **** with attitude are ****. Just the band. Not the whole race obviously! Some of my best friends blah blah blah!

    It's Niggaz With Attitude


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭res ipsa


    It's Niggaz With Attitude

    Respect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Akrasia wrote: »
    Why is xenophobic good but racist bad?

    And it's not 'xenophobic' to be prejudiced against one specific group of people.

    Xenophobia is a more generalised dislike of people from different countries.

    Firstly, there is only no such thing as biological 'race' We are all one species, all one race and that's the human race. Black people Brown People, White people etc, are all the same

    Racism is a prejudice against an ethnic group and this is a social construct, not a biological one.

    The offending post that started all of this was someone saying they specifically disliked white south Africans. This is a distinct racial/ethnic group

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_South_Africa

    This is exactly the reason why "Racism" has lost all meaning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 196 ✭✭Puibo


    DareGod wrote:
    In fairness, sometimes you do forget that it's even there. Or, you know it's there but you simply don't care what anyone else thinks about you wearing it. I highly doubt that it's really ever done on purpose to "show off." Although I'm sure there are some **** who do that, but not most people.


    I get it that people forget but when its dangling outside your top on a Friday evening in a bar, lets face it, those "****" know its there.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Akrasia wrote: »
    Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser -

    When they deny that they're racist on the basis that the entire group of people they have just professed hatred of are 'not actually a race'

    Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser -

    People who apply the label "racist" to any old thing, thus completely devaluing the word.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Someone who has appointed themselves as Political Correctness Police, online and in everyday living.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    People who say "I'm a marmite person, people either love me or hate me"......everyone hates you


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