Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Saipanne · 01-09-2015 09:39AM

valoren wrote: »

Hugo Boss designed the SS uniforms and was a paid up member of the Nazi party.

Interesting. I wonder do hipsters know they are sporting the Nazi look?

kunst nugget · 01-09-2015 09:41AM

jca wrote: »

I meant for people who don't need the Sesame Street song to know their alphabet....

If Sesame Street and Dr. Zeuss use 'Zee',
Then 'Zee' is the perfect one for me.

kunst nugget · 01-09-2015 09:44AM

jca wrote: »

What is it? I'm too lazy to look it up...

SJW is a worker on the SJ train service in Sweden. Biggest bunch of **** you'll ever meet.

kunst nugget · 01-09-2015 09:46AM

DareGod wrote: »

Oh I remembered another one.

People who say things like "I'm an absolutely lovely person, but get on the wrong side of me and you'll know about it!"

or

"I'm a really nice person, but do anything to hurt my family and you'll feel my wraith!"

EH, no, you're not a lovely or a nice person. You're an aggressive psychopath, no matter what way you try to frame it in order to help yourself sleep at night. And I would be mortified if my mother ever spoke like that.

And in my experience, it's ALWAYS women who sh1te on like this. A certain type of women. You know the type.

The bloke version is 'I won't start a fight but I won't walk away from one either!!!'

akelly02 · 01-09-2015 09:48AM

biko wrote: »

Anyone with a TapOut tshirt

i have 2 Tapout Hoodies, look well actually. GF got the 2 of them for 30 quid in Heatons. Since i didnt buy them but do occasionally wear them do i count?!

Kev W · 01-09-2015 09:55AM

Anyone who gives a toss about other people taking selfies. People have been taking photos of themselves for as long as it's been possible to do so and nobody cared. Then one day someone started calling them "selfies" and all of a sudden it's the end of civilization.

Kev W · 01-09-2015 09:56AM

superfurry1 wrote: »

I have ha, This is the same guy who said when i asked if he remembered a song when a 90s pop song was on the radio in the background he replied, oh is it pop? i wouldnt know about what the cool kids listen to nowadays- he is in his early 30s fcuk sake. This was recently by the way not in the 90s;)

Yeah, not everyone listens to or follows pop music.

Rubberlegs · 01-09-2015 09:56AM

valoren wrote: »

Wearing sunglasses indoors.

Heh, that makes me a tosser! Mine are prescription and I'm always forgetting to swop glasses when I go inside, especially if it's a bright place

It's probably been said already, but people with their phones at the dinner table on nights out. Photographing every course to put it up on Facebook. Jesus Christ just eat the damn food before it goes cold! Nobody cares, twats !!

akelly02 · 01-09-2015 09:58AM

Mr_Muffin wrote: »

Not a whole lot to learn about UFC to be fair - it's just 2 guys in a ring fighting.

Not a ring, but an Octagon. There is quite a bit to it if you are a noob.

jca · 01-09-2015 10:10AM

Kev W wrote: »

Anyone who gives a toss about other people taking selfies. People have been taking photos of themselves for as long as it's been possible to do so and nobody cared. Then one day someone started calling them "selfies" and all of a sudden it's the end of civilization.

No, people have been taking pictures of each other since the invention of photography not of themselves every second, there is a major difference.

Kev W · 01-09-2015 10:10AM

akelly02 wrote: »

Not a ring, but an Octagon. There is quite a bit to it if you are a noob.

Also not so much fighting as angry cuddling.

Kev W · 01-09-2015 10:12AM

jca wrote: »

No, people have been taking pictures of each other since the invention of photography not of themselves every second, there is a major difference.

So what if people take a lot of pictures of themselves? Who does it hurt?

Puibo · 01-09-2015 10:16AM

Sh1tbag OToole wrote:

What about putting QR codes with links to one's Linkedin profile on one's CV? How does that make you feel?

Cant claiim ive seen much of this carry on to be honest. How does it make you feel.

I dont think id bother wasting my time to scan!

jca · 01-09-2015 10:17AM

Kev W wrote: »

So what if people take a lot of pictures of themselves? Who does it hurt?

It doesn't hurt anyone it just makes them look like ****, the whole point of this thread really. ..

suicide_circus · 01-09-2015 10:18AM

Kev W wrote: »

Anyone who gives a toss about other people taking selfies. People have been taking photos of themselves for as long as it's been possible to do so and nobody cared. Then one day someone started calling them "selfies" and all of a sudden it's the end of civilization.

Major difference between taking photos of you and yours for a family album and incessant selfie taking uploaded to social media to accumulate "likes"... Pathetic narcissistic behaviour based around the cult of self, almost certainly damaging to society.

podgemonster · 01-09-2015 10:19AM

Anyone who feels the need to rubbish your taste in Music/Television/Film and then proceed to yapp on about Bands/Movies no-one has ever heard off and how they saw the band/movie at a private venue in some pub you've never heard off.

01-09-2015 10:21AM

Kev W wrote: »

So what if people take a lot of pictures of themselves? Who does it hurt?

No one.

On the other hand, if someone dislikes it and finds it a bit self indulgent, sure who does that hurt either?

sbsquarepants · 01-09-2015 10:24AM

Spitting.
Fúcking scummy knackery thing to be doing.

Stereomaniac · 01-09-2015 10:29AM

Someone who might interact with you over the internet and then not even say hello to you when they encounter you in public unless they are on their own. That's a bit of a wanker now.

Saipanne · 01-09-2015 10:30AM

People who act like an open book from the first moment you meet, telling you their life story and you don't even know their surname. Take that as a warning sign.

Actual advice from my Dad.

akelly02 · 01-09-2015 10:33AM

Kev W wrote: »

Also not so much fighting as angry cuddling.

I doubt you have watched MMA so. Probably confusing it with WWE.

Birneybau · 01-09-2015 11:00AM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

I was expecting a watch that is solely worn by ****, that would help me detect them.

Someone who says 'your welcome' in a shop when you say thanks, they should be saying thanks back.

Wha'?

HalloweenJack · 01-09-2015 11:01AM

Colleagues who only talk about work outside of work.

fleet_admiral · 01-09-2015 11:01AM

Middle aged female customers in Restaurants

melted_face · 01-09-2015 11:04AM

if they are looking forward to the rugby 'world' cup

valoren · 01-09-2015 11:07AM

The guy at the restaurant the other week who complained that his usual glass of wine tasted different than it normally did. When asked what was particularly wrong with it he said and I quote "It usually dances on my palate but this one does not"

You Sir, are a wanker.

valoren · 01-09-2015 11:10AM

Birneybau wrote: »

Wha'?

I'm guessing something like a Tag Heuer or a brand new Rolex. A flash harry type watch.

Pac1Man · 01-09-2015 11:10AM

The following overused quote:

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

No.

If somebody can't handle you at your worst, it is because you are a wanker.

Playboy · 01-09-2015 11:14AM

jca wrote: »

I doesn't hurt anyone it just makes them look like ****, the whole point of this thread really. ..

Obviously someone takes a lot of photos of themselves and doesnt want people to think he is a wanker :P

Boring username · 01-09-2015 11:14AM

Kev W wrote: »

Anyone who gives a toss about other people taking selfies. People have been taking photos of themselves for as long as it's been possible to do so and nobody cared. Then one day someone started calling them "selfies" and all of a sudden it's the end of civilization.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3217283/Doctor-Malaysia-faces-sack-posing-picture-one-hand-female-patient-s-private-parts.html

Your comments please.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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