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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #212
    DareGod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭DareGod


    Puibo wrote: »
    People who wear their work badges outsife of work. "Oh look at me and my badge with my face on it"

    In fairness, sometimes you do forget that it's even there. Or, you know it's there but you simply don't care what anyone else thinks about you wearing it. I highly doubt that it's really ever done on purpose to "show off." Although I'm sure there are some **** who do that, but not most people.


  • #213
    [Deleted User]
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    People who talk about their diets, macros, protein shakes and workouts. In great detail. All the time. ****.

    The odd time is fine.


  • #214
    DareGod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭DareGod


    Oh I remembered another one.

    People who say things like "I'm an absolutely lovely person, but get on the wrong side of me and you'll know about it!"

    or

    "I'm a really nice person, but do anything to hurt my family and you'll feel my wraith!"

    EH, no, you're not a lovely or a nice person. You're an aggressive psychopath, no matter what way you try to frame it in order to help yourself sleep at night. And I would be mortified if my mother ever spoke like that.

    And in my experience, it's ALWAYS women who sh1te on like this. A certain type of women. You know the type.


  • #215
    Bongalongherb
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    People that say the words... Going Forward :mad:

    Government slang for going forward. It should access more folk to enter the tax-net Going Forward. I'd love to physically kill those words.


  • #216
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,741 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Radio hosts who mix alcohol and painkillers when travelling by air.


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  • #217
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    Is anything not a sign that someone is a tosser?


  • #218
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,830 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Phoney fakey embarrassing American accents on Irish people who have never been anywhere near the place in their lives.

    You know who you are. Oh yes you do ;)


  • #219
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    ChunkyLover54 wrote: »
    Is anything not a sign that someone is a tosser?

    Someone that says tosser on an Irish website forum could be an arsehole.


  • #220
    Aglomerado
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    Sunglasses on top of their head.


  • #221
    superfurry1
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    Talking about your girlfriend in work like everybody knows her oh well me and Sammy went for this and sammy thought this was great bla bla bla we get it you have a girlfriend


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  • #222
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    superfurry1 wrote: »
    Talking about your girlfriend in work like everybody knows her oh well me and Sammy went for this and sammy thought this was great bla bla bla we get it you have a girlfriend

    Don't worry, you'll meet someone.


  • #223
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,275 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    People who get sh1tfaced when they're out every single weekend and then come into work hungover on Monday and insist on telling you about how they're so mortified at what they did on saturday night...


    1. I don't care

    2. Shut up, I've got work to do

    3. It's not an accident if you do it every weekend.

    Chomsky(2017) on the Republican party

    "Has there ever been an organisation in human history that is dedicated, with such commitment, to the destruction of organised human life on Earth?"



  • #224
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,275 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    People that talk to you about the soaps or celebrity gossip all day long, but then call you wierd because of the one time you mention (at length) how cool graphene is.

    Chomsky(2017) on the Republican party

    "Has there ever been an organisation in human history that is dedicated, with such commitment, to the destruction of organised human life on Earth?"



  • #225
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    BoJack Horseman wrote: »
    Had to lookup what 'SJW' was.

    ****.

    What is it? I'm too lazy to look it up...


  • #226
    peteeeed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,563 ✭✭✭✭peteeeed


    grey tracksuit bottoms


  • #227
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Senior Citizens who have to mention "the grandchildren" at least every third or fourth sentence in everyday general chitchat.

    They're usually the ones who beat the living ****e out of their own children 25-30 years ago..


  • #228
    PizzamanIRL
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    This is a fairly obvious sign

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10203544203564633&id=1800992303


  • #229
    OwaynOTT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,630 ✭✭✭✭OwaynOTT


    I was expecting a watch that is solely worn by ****, that would help me detect them.


    Someone who says 'your welcome' in a shop when you say thanks, they should be saying thanks back.


  • #230
    WesternZulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭WesternZulu


    Sleeve tattoos.


  • #231
    superfurry1
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    Kev W wrote: »
    Don't worry, you'll meet someone.

    I have ha, This is the same guy who said when i asked if he remembered a song when a 90s pop song was on the radio in the background he replied, oh is it pop? i wouldnt know about what the cool kids listen to nowadays- he is in his early 30s fcuk sake. This was recently by the way not in the 90s;)


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  • #232
    valoren
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    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Sunglasses on top of their head.

    Wearing sunglasses indoors.


  • #233
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    tayto lover wrote: »
    Women who have all their groceries through the checkout and then go rummaging through their handbags looking for their purse.
    Have your feckin money ready.

    Or decide they've forgotten "something" and ten minutes later the dither head arrives back with half a trolley load in her arms.....


  • #234
    Saipanne
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    Youngblood.III wrote: »
    Anyone currently wearing a beard and "that" haircut....with the "Dandy" clothes.

    That would be the favoured haircut of the Waffen SS? I always found it strange that people's fashion would be inspired by the Nazi's...


  • #235
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,604 ✭✭✭valoren


    Saipanne wrote: »
    That would be the favoured haircut of the Waffen SS? I always found it strange that people's fashion would be inspired by the Nazi's...

    Hugo Boss designed the SS uniforms and was a paid up member of the Nazi party.


  • #236
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    People who pronounce the word buoy, boo-eee and the letter Z as zee does my head in.


  • #237
    Tweeter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Tweeter


    Anyone who has a selfie stick


  • #238
    josephryan1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 669 ✭✭✭josephryan1989


    Kilkenny jersey


  • #239
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    jca wrote: »
    People who pronounce the letter Z as zee does my head in.

    If you pronounce it 'zed' it ruins the whole flow of the alphabet rhyme:

    A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
    H, I, J, K, LMNOP!
    Q, R, S, T, U, V!
    W, X, Y and Zed?

    Doesn't work…


  • #240
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    If you pronounce it 'zed' it ruins the whole flow of the alphabet rhyme:

    A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
    H, I, J, K, LMNOP!
    Q, R, S, T, U, V!
    W, X, Y and Zed?

    Doesn't work…

    I meant for people who don't need the Sesame Street song to know their alphabet....


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  • #241
    superfurry1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭superfurry1


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    If you pronounce it 'zed' it ruins the whole flow of the alphabet rhyme:

    A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
    H, I, J, K, LMNOP!
    Q, R, S, T, U, V!
    W, X, Y and Zed?

    Doesn't work…

    The sick Zedebera was taken to the Hospitibill :D


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