Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Ol' Donie · 31-08-2015 07:48PM

RayCon wrote: »

People.

Ugh, people.

****.

Seriously.

SpaceSasqwatch · 31-08-2015 07:52PM

professore wrote: »

When you let someone out in front of you from a side road and they ignore you completely - no wave of thanks or anything. This seems to be something women do far more than men for some reason.

I have done even more research than that...and its nearly always BMW owners too.****

Wouldnt mind but I love BMW's , the way they drive , looks and other stuff but I'd be afraid if I bought one I'd turn into a tosser as well.So Im stuck in a ford Ka.

Hans Bricks · 31-08-2015 07:52PM

Gym ****. How vacuous do you have to be to think anyone really gIves a **** about a progress report on your daily split ?? Do it for yourself. Not a vanity trip.

PTH2009 · 31-08-2015 07:55PM

People who complain about having no money weeks before pay day but they have thousands in savings

Pub workers who think there job is hard. Try working in customer service where the people are 100% sober

EagererBeaver · 31-08-2015 07:58PM

Niall Harbison and anyone else ever involved with Lovin Dublin.

weemcd · 31-08-2015 07:58PM

Any sunny day you go to your local park and there's always some prick swinging around some vintage Mongolian juggling sticks and making an absolute cúnt of themselves

c_man · 31-08-2015 07:59PM

PTH2009 wrote: »

Pub workers who think there job is hard. Try working in customer service where the people are 100% sober

...wait, you think the general public are more reasonable when sober?!

rodneyTrotter. · 31-08-2015 08:00PM

You're out running or walking on a path . In the opposite direction 2 or 3 people are walking towards you taking over the whole path
You move to the edge of path expecting at least one person to have the common decency to move in . No they keep talking oblivious to you , so you have to run onto the road narrowly missing a car coming from behind you . It's the height of pig ignorance and happens all the time .

endacl · 31-08-2015 08:08PM

OneOfThem wrote: »

They use the word 'tosser'.

You just used the word 'tosser..

Wanker. :pac:

Duckjob · 31-08-2015 08:11PM

People who share all that anti-vaccination horsesh*t and post comments about "Big Pharma" on Facebook.
Women doing that stupid pout for photos on Facebook. Or making those V signs with the fingers. Or both.
Come to think of it, Facebook, just Facebook.

ALiasEX · 31-08-2015 08:14PM

People who post in After Hours.

ALiasEX · 31-08-2015 08:14PM

Fap. Fap. Fap.

Duckjob · 31-08-2015 08:16PM

Also, people who can't follow a few f**king arrows around a car park with one way lanes. When I'm driving down a one way lane in a car park and see someone turn in at the end and drive the wrong way towards me I just think "You mindless f**king turd"

..And the wanker points double if they take a free spot that I had gone around the correct way around to get to.

Armchair Andy · 31-08-2015 08:17PM

People who act different in a crowd to me than on a one to one. Artholes

Capt'n Midnight · 31-08-2015 08:18PM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

People who make long lists, except Oskar Schindler.

What about Santy ? :eek:

R P McMurphy · 31-08-2015 08:25PM

Anyone that ever said 'it hit me in the feels' ... Jesus has it really come to this

31-08-2015 08:28PM

boobar wrote: »

Asshats that post nonsense on Facebook...that face you make when "insert inane nonsense"

Worse, the freaks who "like" it

Awww whats up hun ......:D:D

PTH2009 · 31-08-2015 08:30PM

Guys who sit at the bar in nightclubs/busy pubs

professore · 31-08-2015 08:31PM

People who come out of an exam and say "That was terrible, I think I failed" and then get an A1.

Anyone who puts German style reg plates on an Irish registered car. Complete ****.

31-08-2015 08:35PM

Any guy who tells a woman he's in love with her after only a couple of weeks always sets my alarm bells off. At the very least he'll turn out to be a complete freak.

Anyone in an 'online relationship'. If you've never met them, you're not in a relationship!!!

31-08-2015 08:37PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Any guy who tells a woman he's in love with her after only a couple of weeks always sets my alarm bells off. At the very least he'll turn out to be a complete freak.

Anyone in an 'online relationship'. If you've never met them, you're not in a relationship!!!

Ah thats just your insecurities talking :P only joking.

professore · 31-08-2015 08:40PM

People on the dole that never worked a day in their lives, never paid a cent of direct taxes and get everything for free complaining about water charges and property tax.

Environmental protestors that are either unemployed or on generous state pensions protesting at something that prevents locals from earning a living e.g. Shell To Sea.

People who want power cables put underground - dangerous and expensive.

People who are against wind turbines.

Greens who are against nuclear power - the cleanest safest reliable energy source there is.

Zaph · 31-08-2015 08:43PM

People who have no fcuking idea how to drive on a roundabout. Given the choice between learning how to signal correctly, or whizzing around in circles with no indicator on like a demented roadrunner with one leg shorter than the other, it's amazing how many opt for the latter. And that's before they decide to get off at whichever random exit they think is best. But of course they've now found the indicator so they feel obliged to indicate right for all eternity and it's your fault that your psychic abilities have let you down when predicting where they're coming off.

Cienciano · 31-08-2015 08:45PM

mass_debater wrote: »

Beats headphones and Crocs

Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a dude.
Feels nice until you look down and realise you're gay

custard gannet · 31-08-2015 08:46PM

People who continue using their double barreled surname beyond the age of 13. Just because your mother was an uppity gowl who insisted on giving you one it doesn't mean you have to follow suit.

Social justice warriors. I swear most of them on boards would campaign for nonces rights if they could get away with it. Unfortunately I've yet to actually meet one in real life to remonstrate with.

fish fingers · 31-08-2015 08:46PM

Zaph wrote: »

People who have no fcuking idea how to drive on a roundabout. Given the choice between learning how to signal correctly, or whizzing around in circles with no indicator on like a demented roadrunner with one leg shorter than the other, it's amazing how many opt for the latter. And that's before they decide to get off at whichever random exit they think is best. But of course they've now found the indicator so they feel obliged to indicate right for all eternity and it's your fault that your psychic abilities have let you down when predicting where they're coming off.

Ah, you've been to Galway then?

josephryan1989 · 31-08-2015 08:49PM

Anyone who hates Israel.

Zaph · 31-08-2015 08:50PM

fish fingers wrote: »

Ah, you've been to Galway then?

I don't have to go that far. There's a roundabout less than 5 minutes from my house that's like a permanent episode of Wacky Races.

newmug · 31-08-2015 08:50PM

Lazy people, and bullies.

Gwynplaine · 31-08-2015 08:51PM

Someone who will tell you what phone they have, and look at you like you're a caveman because you "only" have an iphone4, Galaxy S4 etc.
Someone who asks you, "who do you support?". Go away you lemming.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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