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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #32
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    BoJack Horseman wrote: »
    Had to lookup what 'SJW' was.

    ****.

    SJW is actually an anagram of ****


  • #33
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    Had to look up SJW but yeah in Ireland with it's extremely generous welfare system to the point of disincentivising work there's really no excuse for it.


  • #34
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    BoJack Horseman wrote: »
    Had to lookup what 'SJW' was.

    What is it?


  • #35
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,116 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    SJW is actually an anagram of ****

    Also the word gullible does not appear in any dictionary of repute.


  • #36
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    The ones who drive with the headlights on full strength switched on when they put on the car headlights.


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  • #37
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    syklops wrote: »
    What is it?

    Social Justice Warrior


  • #38
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,868 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    This whole thread is making my skin shrink into little goosey follicles. Ugh, are there that many **** in the world?

    Clichés, kill them all. People who solemnly use clichés as if they were real-meaning words. Oh, and who don't spot the moment when a too-fashionable word becomes a cliché: (anyone for a "flute" of Chardonnay?)

    and I'm, like, YAY!!!


  • #39
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    When you let someone out in front of you from a side road and they ignore you completely - no wave of thanks or anything. This seems to be something women do far more than men for some reason.


  • #40
    toptom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭toptom


    When you hear american rap music been blared out of a car, You know the lads inside are **** or up to no good.
    Lads that use drugs total ****.


  • #41
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,002 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Anyone who doesn't use please and thank you. If you are served in a shop/restaurant or whatever and you give a grunt or say nothing when you are given your produce then you are a grade A category 1 cnut.


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  • #42
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    OAPs who have the whole week stretching endlessly ahead of them but still insist on going shopping at 11 am on Saturday when the supermarkets are packed with working stiffs like myself.

    People who say Katie Hopkins is an evil bitch ... I think she's great and just states the truth most of the time. She actually said the one above.


  • #43
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    when they don't look at you when you're talking to them

    *btw - can you call a woman a wanker or is it just a male term??


  • #44
    BoJack Horseman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,248 ✭✭✭✭BoJack Horseman


    toptom wrote: »
    When you hear american rap music been blared out of a car, You know the lads inside are **** or up to no good.

    Indeed .

    But if you blare out French rap music you are cool as balls.


  • #45
    mass_debater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,072 ✭✭✭mass_debater


    Beats headphones and Crocs


  • #46
    Eramen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Eramen


    People who are into American/online social justice movements but never actually do anything for their own community in any way, shape or form.

    And long V necks on men..


  • #47
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    People who go on about what a great school they went to to mix with the "right people" or generally go on about how they move in the "right circles".

    People who boast how they're not racist and all for equality but are first to put down Travellers / Gay Marriage / Eastern Europeans / Nigerian taxi drivers.


  • #48
    BoJack Horseman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,248 ✭✭✭✭BoJack Horseman


    philstar wrote: »
    can you call a woman a wanker or is it just a male term??

    The pejorative is bean flicker


  • #49
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Beanie cap in hot weather. Instant tool detector.


  • #50
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    professore wrote: »
    OAPs who have the whole week stretching endlessly ahead of them but still insist on going shopping at 11 am on Saturday when the supermarkets are packed with working stiffs like myself.

    People who say Katie Hopkins is an evil bitch ... I think she's great and just states the truth most of the time. She actually said the one above.
    The old folk probably just want the stimulation of the hustle and bustle of a busy town and some human interaction.


  • #51
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    philstar wrote: »
    when they don't look at you when you're talking to them

    *btw - can you call a woman a wanker or is it just a male term??

    I think you'll find that's just Aspergers Syndrome or Autism Spectrum Disorder. Generally these people are very honest !


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  • #52
    mattP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭mattP


    dudara wrote:
    People who treat waitstaff and customer service people badly. Or doesn't even say thank you.


    I really agree with this one, I get treated like shyte by a lot of customers for no reason, most of it is they just don't register me as an actual person. To them im just the guy that washes their car :S


  • #53
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    The old folk probably just want the stimulation of the hustle and bustle of a busy town and some human interaction.

    Yeah I know, it is AH after all !


  • #54
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    Anyone who goes on about how rich their family is. Mostly it's not even true!


  • #55
    Massimo Cassagrande
    Closed Accounts Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Massimo Cassagrande


    They "golf".
    IMO.


  • #56
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    professore wrote: »
    People who slavishly follow some ideology/group unquestioningly and don't admit that life is not black and white but shades of grey and think anyone who doesn't agree 100% with their guru of choice is somehow inferior / mass murderer / an idiot.

    Examples : feminism, pro life movement, pro choice movement, gay pride (how is it tasteful to parade around a city centre in nothing but a thong), water charge protesters, fad diet followers, alternative cancer treatments, and so on and so forth.

    That's my insulting of 95% of boardsies done for another year :D

    This.


  • #57
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    People who tailgate if you are doing 5 mph below the limit, right on your bumper and constantly weaving in and out to tell you you're in their way. The worst ones don't actually overtake and just keep this shít up for mile after mile, probably expecting you to pull in!
    Either overtake or stay behind at a safe distance you fúcking twát. :mad:


  • #58
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Was in B+Q yesterday and a fella who was a little bit well built was walking around with his two arms so far out from his sides it looked like he was carrying two invisible buckets, took one look at him and thought........wanker :)


  • #59
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭professore


    Someone should make this into a book ... some great tips here.


  • #60
    HalloweenJack
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    Boring username wrote: »
    I would draw your attention to this thread Sir:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057485675
    Saw that yesterday.

    I think my head would explode if I read that thread in it's entirety.


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  • #61
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Senior Citizens who have to mention "the grandchildren" at least every third or fourth sentence in everyday general chitchat.


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