Trivial things that annoy you part 479

FelineOverLord wrote: »

Mr FelineOverLord made a classic school boy error this morning. My hairdresser also cuts his hair and after his haircut he proceeded to tell me that she's lost weight, and was wearing a very 'sheer' dress.:rolleyes: Never, never, EVER tell your spouse that someone younger and slimmer than they are is looking very well, it just doesn't end well.:D

The full moon is playing havoc with people at the moment FOL..You wouldnt believe what Ive put up with in work this week..people dont know their own names and forget about asking them for their phone number :rolleyes: Bearing this in mind you could forgive hubby his error...personally I wouldnt,make him suffer:D

Menas wrote: »

My poor long suffering wife would concur. Worst are the 'Do you think she has had a boob job?' statements.

:eek:You should just look in disgust and say "Ah Jesus theyre waaaay too big"Come on Menas youre a married man you should know these things. Very TAing to be honest:p

My place of work is advertising heavily at the moment and it's wrecking my Friday buzz. Have seen the ad about 5 times since I switched on the telly a couple hours ago.

Out of sight out of mind is just not possible! !

galljga1 wrote: »

Have you heard of Sir Tim Hunt?

Ah so I'm not allowed to find women attractive anymore.

galljga1 wrote: »

Not under laboratory conditions.

Nah.

When you're walking down a road, approaching a junction and a car is coming and indicating to turn. You stop walking so they can make the turn, and they stop (to let you cross the junction). I stopped so you don't have to. Worse when they do it on a main road. Grrrr.

fiachr_a wrote: »

Smug tossers from school/college who married early in life and are now separated.

Eh how does that annoy you?

Must have been mentioned before. People who pull into a petrol station and park at a pump and then get out, don't get petrol and saunter off into the shop for whatever. Especially worse when its a garage with a big forecourt where there's plenty of parking away from the pumps. ****.

fussyonion wrote: »

People with double-barrelled names.

A few girls who I went to school with are now married and a few days after the wedding they changed their names on Facebook.

Out of 8 of them who were married, 6 now have double-barrelled names.
So instead of it being (e.g) "Lisa Smith", it's now "Lisa Smith-Murphy" or instead of it being "Ciara Ryan" it's now "Ciara Ryan-King".

Feck off.

My wife has her name double-barrelled on social media, and I initially passed it off as pretentiousness, but that didn't make any sense as my wife isn't the pretentious type, so curiosity getting the better of me I asked what's the deal with that?

"It makes it easier for my friends to find me on Facebook"

I was sorry I asked :pac:

Bloody computer speakers are crackling, really irritating. Plugging them out and back in isn't working.

The over analysis of sport on TV.

We have at least 30min before the game, then hour afterwards (you can double these figures for sky's super Sundays).

And when it all boils down to it, most is irrelevant as humans make mistakes and don't always play well, that's the nature of sport on all levels, it happens to even plebs like me and you. Sometimes I can play a great game if footy, score with every shot, other days couldn't hit a barn door. It's the way it is.

So why analysis every single goal and say this guy should have done this or that. If they all did as the analysts said, games would be nil nil as there wouldnever be a mistake.

Latest example, the great Paul O'Connell talking after today's defeat to Wales, saying we didn't execute as we would have liked to. So why didn't they? Simple, because you can't always perform to the highest level no matter how much you plan or try to.

You beat Wales one week, lose to them the next, that's sport, because one team can be great one week and not so great the next