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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #2042
    Putin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Putin


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Maddox .... Wtf name is that, even sounds strange to say it :confused:

    Sounds like a toilet cleaner.


  • #2043
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    I call bullsh*t on this. Otherwise I may just give up on life!

    There's so many stuff on this thread that I believe are just made up for the point of posting on this thread.


  • #2044
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Carter, Dawson or Harper, fcuk off would ya.


  • #2045
    LandoCalrissian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 246 ✭✭LandoCalrissian


    Memphis

    Triumph

    Hurley


    in no particular order




    I feel sorry for the kids but you cant help looking at the parents and thinking

    "seriously have you suffered some kind of head trauma???"


  • #2046
    blackcard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭blackcard


    I knew a guy in Africa called Adolf


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  • #2047
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,998 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    blackcard wrote: »
    I knew a guy in Africa called Adolf
    I met a guy called Adolf in Austria a few years back. He was born in 1942 so I imagine that he was but one of many Adolfs born that year.


  • #2048
    blackcard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭blackcard


    Conall Cernach wrote: »
    I met a guy called Adolf in Austria a few years back. He was born in 1942 so I imagine that he was but one of many Adolfs born that year.

    I would say that the person I came across was born around 1960.


  • #2049
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    blackcard wrote: »
    I knew a guy in Africa called Adolf

    A friend of mine works for Dublin bus and one of his work colleagues is called Adolf. I got a stylus for him and I have the stylus model number saved on a file on my laptop. What we're the poor guys parents thinking of?? He has to produce his licence to prove it's his actual name. I thought it was a nickname.


  • #2050
    GalwayGirl26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭GalwayGirl26


    LandoCalrissian wrote: »
    Memphis

    Triumph

    Hurley



    I'm sorry, but Hurley would be an inspired nickname for a kid who ended up winning an All-Ireland- like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like ''John ''Hurley'' Grogan or something.......


  • #2051
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,369 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Ionut...

    F##k off

    It's just John in Romanian


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  • #2052
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    fart


  • #2053
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Charitay
    :(


  • #2054
    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    Bailey, oh and one I heard recently was Kofèe.

    Ya can try posh it up with those accents all ya want but you seriously named your child Coffee?

    "Kofèe come in, your tea is ready?!"

    Ugh.


  • #2055
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Anus....

    Not kidding, because I thought I misheard and called the kid Aonghus, only to be corrected...

    Although I'm sure I've spelt the name incorrectly but that's what it sounds like ....Anus


  • #2056
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    fanny is a common french name for a girl. im not jokeing. i have met a few fannys in my time.


  • #2057
    Gerinspain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Gerinspain


    One of my friends liked a picture on Facebook of a beautifully set up nursery and the baby's name was spelled out in a series of pictures on the wall - Bullard - :o


  • #2058
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    boobar wrote: »
    Anus....

    Not kidding, because I thought I misheard and called the kid Aonghus, only to be corrected...

    Although I'm sure I've spelt the name incorrectly but that's what it sounds like ....Anus

    Aeneas, I presume.


  • #2059
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,709 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    fanny is a common french name for a girl. im not jokeing. i have met a few fannys in my time.

    Its a far worse name for strawberry jam.


  • #2060
    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    boobar wrote: »
    Anus....

    Not kidding, because I thought I misheard and called the kid Aonghus, only to be corrected...

    Although I'm sure I've spelt the name incorrectly but that's what it sounds like ....Anus

    I know someone called Anees, similar pronunciation I guess.


  • #2061
    acb121
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭acb121


    I once met an English person who was called Shivaun.

    The parent clearly meant Siobhan, but didn't know how to spell it.


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  • #2062
    colossus-x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭colossus-x


    Oisin. I think it's vile.


  • #2063
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,978 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    colossus-x wrote: »
    Oisin. I think it's vile.

    I know it's a common name but I hate the name Dean.


  • #2064
    Owldshtok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭Owldshtok


    Niemoj wrote: »
    I know someone called Anees, similar pronunciation I guess.

    Yes it's a Scottish name,I think it's spelt Aenus or something like that.
    I met a man with this name once - Aenus Mc____


  • #2065
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Hitler

    http://www.vice.com/read/meet-the-hitlers-matt-ogens-interview-183


  • #2066
    fuzzypickle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 ✭fuzzypickle


    Shania

    Heard someone screeching it the other week.


  • #2067
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,504 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Jacinta


  • #2068
    Falthyron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron


    Skyler.

    Sounds like the model of a car or a bird.


  • #2069
    Sklarker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Sklarker


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Aeneas, I presume.
    I started a job. My manager was called Aeneas. My colleagues told me to pronounce it aon-ee-as not anus....or face the consequences!


  • #2070
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Sklarker wrote: »
    I started a job. My manager was called Aeneas. My colleagues told me to pronounce it aon-ee-as not anus....or face the consequences!

    He must have been quite anal about the pronunciation.


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  • #2071
    cazwhatever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭cazwhatever


    saw a christening notice for a Maicee Jo in the newspaper.

    Even the spelling of it is ridiculous.


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