The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Witchie · 20-08-2015 08:01AM

TheLastMohican wrote: »

The #5 looks like the detritus washed up on the shores of Lamb's Lake after a particularly windy night.

How you?

Aw here am hungover in a hotel in Dublin and you are talking about the crap at Lamb's Lake while I was just quoting the Stone Roses...........

conorhal wrote: »

Sorry, but that's Ms. Havisham teritory. Your options are now down to: wicked stepmother or evil witch. Thems the rules.

NOT FAIR. *Stamps her delicate foot that would fit in a glass slipper and pouts her Snow White rose bud lips while brushing her Rapunzelesque hair*

conorhal · 20-08-2015 08:24AM

Witchie wrote: »

NOT FAIR. *Stamps her delicate foot that would fit in a glass slipper and pouts her Snow White rose bud lips while brushing her Rapunzelesque hair*

Sorry, rules are rules. Even your username acknowledges this.

Now, can I interest you in some flying monkeys?

gerarda · 20-08-2015 08:32AM

Overheard in Liffey Valley food court one Saturday afternoon: "Dolce... Gabbana..... de yiz want Coke or Fanta???? I kid you not.

kunst nugget · 20-08-2015 08:42AM

TheLastMohican wrote: »

The #5 looks like the detritus washed up on the shores of Lamb's Lake after a particularly windy night.

How you?

I think Jackson Pollock's #5 is fantastic.

PandaPoo · 20-08-2015 08:49AM

gerarda wrote: »

Overheard in Liffey Valley food court one Saturday afternoon: "Dolce... Gabbana..... de yiz want Coke or Fanta???? I kid you not.

I call bullsh*t on this. Otherwise I may just give up on life!

yellowlabrador · 20-08-2015 09:03AM

i know a boy called Triton. His dad was a biker(or thought he was a biker, I never knew him to have a bike)

Colser · 20-08-2015 09:05AM

yellowlabrador wrote: »

i know a boy called Triton. His dad was a biker(or thought he was a biker, I never knew him to have a bike)

Did they have an electric shower??:D

TerrorFirmer · 20-08-2015 09:07AM

Colser wrote: »

Did they have an electric shower??:D

Perhaps they were audiophiles...

yellowlabrador · 20-08-2015 09:07AM

no, they didn't even have running water. the kids are grand but the parent are crusties.

StereoSound · 20-08-2015 09:11AM

Spencer..... Heard a woman in Dunne's the other day calling her son over. 'Spencer!, Come over here Spencer!'

Fecking Spencer ..... Frank Spencer, some mothers do name them.

bottlebrush · 20-08-2015 09:45AM

About 20 years ago heard a woman in a shopping centre roaring at her son in a strong Dublin accent ...... KEANU.... gerr over he-ur

fleet_admiral · 20-08-2015 10:46AM

StereoSound wrote: »

Spencer..... Heard a woman in Dunne's the other day calling her son over. 'Spencer!, Come over here Spencer!'

Fecking Spencer ..... Frank Spencer, some mothers do name them.

I dont mind that name

Kovu · 20-08-2015 11:17AM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I dont mind that name

Wasn't there someone in Big Brother a few years back with that name. Really smart chap.
I think it's quite a nice name actually, depending on the surname though. Double syllable first names don't work well with double barrelled surnames. Imo.

TheLastMohican · 20-08-2015 01:09PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I think Jackson Pollock's #5 is fantastic.

And far more realistic than Damien Hirst's #2s! Shit in Formaldehyde. Anyone with a spare £1m floating about?

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/art/damien-hirst-let-yourself-go

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 20-08-2015 03:56PM

Siofra.

Inmyownworld · 20-08-2015 03:59PM

No word of a lie, in Dunnes I heard a mother roaring at two 5/6 years olds "Rhianna, Shikara, come here!"

Brutal.

Wacker The Attacker · 20-08-2015 05:12PM

boutros boutros

Lucyfur · 20-08-2015 05:29PM

I was in a shop earlier and I heard ''Ireland, IRELAND, get over here''

I hope to feck that my hearing is banjaxed and that the child's name is Arnold or something a little more...well, not Ireland

Melisandre121 · 20-08-2015 06:58PM

To me, the worst name of all is "Kayden" UGHHHHHHHHHH

20-08-2015 10:33PM

Ionut...

F##k off

Cortina_MK_IV · 20-08-2015 10:39PM

Hunter... It's Dublin ffs what's he hunting?

jca · 20-08-2015 10:42PM

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Hunter... It's Dublin ffs what's he hunting?

Ha Ha Cortina MK_IV talking about Hunter....get it?....

Jen Pigs Fly · 20-08-2015 10:45PM

Maddox .... Wtf name is that, even sounds strange to say it

kitten_k · 20-08-2015 10:48PM

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Hunter... It's Dublin ffs what's he hunting?

I know someone who called their daughter Hunter!

Cortina_MK_IV · 20-08-2015 10:49PM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Maddox .... Wtf name is that, even sounds strange to say it

A Scottish skinhead's boots? :-P

ianobrien · 20-08-2015 10:50PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

Imogen

awful name to inflict on a child

I read that name as being a common brand name for a medicine to treat diarrhoea also starting with "Immo"......

Oryx · 20-08-2015 10:53PM

Dwayne. Duane? Awful name no matter how its spelled.

Iron Hide · 20-08-2015 10:54PM

Daphne, Tiffany, Summer, April.. Screams of stripper.

Also i worked with an Indian lass called Amandeep, then her brother joined us, Nobby Michael.... There were gales of laughter, to be fair the pair of them took it well!

myshirt · 20-08-2015 11:02PM

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

When the Sun Hits · 21-08-2015 01:16AM

Bigfoot

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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