Why are you undateable?

firsonic · 13-08-2015 06:51PM #1

Well, after being single for a couple of years, this whole single life is starting to get tiring. And im young!

So or our boardsies in singledom, why in your opinion are you undateable?

Medusa22 · 13-08-2015 07:00PM

There is no such thing as being 'undateable'. Even if you're the world's biggest pain in the arse, some poor fool will put up with you. As my OH would say (she's German), ''there's a bucket for every arse''.

suicide_circus · 13-08-2015 07:00PM

Yes. But only because my missus would apparently "cut a bitch".

xkariex · 13-08-2015 07:01PM

Too comfortable in my own group need to take the chance. ...

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The_Valeyard · 13-08-2015 07:02PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Yes. But only because my missus would apparently "cut a bitch".

Your lucky, mine showed me the knife and pointed to my testicles .

So, yep.undateable

raze_them_all_ · 13-08-2015 07:03PM

I hate relationships and am open about never wanting marriage and kids. Also I have a thing for not sleeping with the same lady all the time

tomwaterford · 13-08-2015 07:03PM

If Jeremy Kyle has taught me anything...theirs someone for everyone!!

Except me

Day Lewin · 13-08-2015 07:09PM

Few people are so awful they are "undateable" - seriously.

I'm well past that stage but I hear a lot about it from offsprings and social media.

For sincere, nice people, anything is possible. Honest to god, I could write a book. I might even do that.

ToddyDoody · 13-08-2015 07:09PM

I'm a social / sexual leper myself, who enjoys his own company.

When the Sun Hits · 13-08-2015 07:13PM

I want a range life. If I could settle down. If I could settle down. Then I would settle down.

Earthhorse · 13-08-2015 07:16PM

My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone.

r93kaey5p2izun · 13-08-2015 07:18PM

Because I'm so extremely introverted. I hear about all these men who want space and to continue living their own lives alongside a relationship but all I meet are fellas who are far too clingy for my liking, want to spend way too much time together.

Mr_Spaceman · 13-08-2015 07:21PM

When the Sun Hits wrote: »

I want a range life. If I could settle down. If I could settle down. Then I would settle down.

I see what you did there, slacker. :cool:

indioblack · 13-08-2015 07:21PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone.

You cad!
Mind you, that sounds like most of the women I've known.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! · 13-08-2015 07:26PM

Kinda shy and akward, so crap with potential conquests family and friends. They just think im weird.

Also love my own company so having to hang around with someone for the whole day leaves me exhausted and I have to spend the whole next day alone to recharge.

Areyouwell · 13-08-2015 07:30PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone.

Spoken like a true virgin. Now get off your Dad's laptop before you get yourself in trouble.

MrMorooka · 13-08-2015 07:40PM

Areyouwell wrote: »

Spoken like a true virgin. Now get off your Dad's laptop before you get yourself in trouble.

indioblack wrote: »

You cad!
Mind you, that sounds like most of the women I've known.

lol at people not getting the reference.

Aidric · 13-08-2015 07:40PM

MrMorooka wrote: »

Basically, I'm a neckbeard, I'm overweight, apathetic, don't make any effort to talk to people or be social, don't take care of my looks, and I haven't spoken to a girl my own age since secondary school 10 years ago.

The bull**** about there being someone for everyone is just that, bull****. You can be happier if you just learn to live with it and get on with your career etc.

U ok hun?

The Backwards Man · 13-08-2015 07:43PM

I couldn't be arsed to be honest. If any woman wants me, she'll have to come into my scullery and sweep me off my feet. Though not after I've mopped the floor. There'd be hell to pay then.

nokia69 · 13-08-2015 07:46PM

I'm only single because I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

Medusa22 · 13-08-2015 07:46PM

MrMorooka wrote: »

Basically, I'm a neckbeard, I'm overweight, apathetic, don't make any effort to talk to people or be social, don't take care of my looks, and I haven't spoken to a girl my own age since secondary school 10 years ago.

The bull**** about there being someone for everyone is just that, bull****. You can be happier if you just learn to live with it and get on with your career etc.

I'm guessing you're not looking for a relationship then, though? You could have fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down but you'll still find someone, with the right attitude. I'm not saying that someone is going to fall out of the sky into your lap though, and sure, if you aren't very conventionally attractive or if you have a shyte attitude it isn't going to be as easy as for someone who is conventionally attractive and personable, but it is still very possible.

Dravokivich · 13-08-2015 07:47PM

I never considered myself undatable. When I was younger I never really understood it and found it to be intimidating.

Fox_In_Socks · 13-08-2015 08:08PM

nokia69 wrote: »

I'm only single because I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

You go girl!

I'm happy alone. That's why I'm undateable. Going to restaurants/weekends away/cinema/meeting relatives etc doesn't appeal.

kfallon · 13-08-2015 08:13PM

I'm alright as I am for the moment!
Plus I'd prob just be the proverbial pain in the hole for a partner anyway....not from sticking a finger up there btw :P

Starscream25 · 13-08-2015 08:15PM

I'm undatable because im a minger, minging since 2003

Galwayguy35 · 13-08-2015 08:16PM

nokia69 wrote: »

I'm only single because I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

Jaysus I hate that quote!

I've lost count of the number of dating profiles that have that on them.

pew · 13-08-2015 08:20PM

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

Kinda shy and akward, so crap with potential conquests family and friends. They just think im weird.

Also love my own company so having to hang around with someone for the whole day leaves me exhausted and I have to spend the whole next day alone to recharge.

I'm the exact same.

And I'm also a bit of a minger

nokia69 · 13-08-2015 08:23PM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Jaysus I hate that quote!

I've lost count of the number of dating profiles that have that on them.

was in a pub a while back and saw a bird with it tattooed on her arm, she asked me did I want to buy her a drink

oh how I laughed

myshirt · 13-08-2015 08:32PM

I just want to say that they all look the same face down in the pillow, so cut out this too minging craic.

kylith · 13-08-2015 08:34PM

It's probably because I'm an awful bitch.

RobbingBandit · 13-08-2015 08:36PM

I have no idea.

Why are you undateable?

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